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Gordon

@kitchennightmares.bsky.social
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This place is a nightmare. A kitchen nightmares.

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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Some may call this candy expensive, but in truth the chocolate is anything but "rich". It's trash.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I did no such thing. That lady needed to grow a pair.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tiktok is gone. Kitchen Nightmares is forever.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
This is NOT an appropriate food source.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Are those veggies made of plastic?
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
OUT.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I don't want you within 20 feet of a turkey.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
He should be banned from life with the poor excuses for food he puts on the stove.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Yours.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Don't even get me started on your attempt at pizza...
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Convince them to make a proper dish next time instead.
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⚡️louis / gabriel @veriizon.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
oh im quite scared now sorry
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
You would have less haters if your lasagna didn't look like this
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
More like strawberry fields temporarily. All of those strawberries and you've yet to make a single dish.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Get off of the printer and back to making pie.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Gluttonous.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
That chicken looks dry as hell. This is why Maria's dead.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Useless creatures. Tell them to get behind a GRILL
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
and I've yet to see a single one that can cook.
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Gordon @kitchennightmares.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Yet not even half of this number would say your cooking is anything less than shit, John.
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