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Barking at stars

@kitchengigolo.bsky.social
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Born-again question. Centrist nut job. Fish-skull conservative.

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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 2h
But he’s in if there’s a Blackmail A Country Nobel.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 9h
People are saying "Hunter Biden's laptop" again. Praise Jesus!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 9h
We REALLY need to get back talking about Hunter Biden's shady oil biz thingy. Deeply troubling for all Americans!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 9h
So the Nobel people have caved to the woke mob and gone full DEI?
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 15h
Friday used to be the sabbath of nasty news dumps, like stores used to be closed on Sundays.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15h
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 15h
Alarmist here. Sincere apologies to all the people I've upset and angered these past several years by suggesting we're headed towards: - extrajudicial street executions of innocent citizens by unaccountable gestapo thugs - public executions live-streamed - open treason and embezzlement at scale
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 21h
Yes, and Americans are rightly frustrated they can't watch them live. They work hard all day for a pay check that buys less and less (thank you Sleepy Joe!) and need to let off some steam in the evening. There are more than enough enemy combatants to make it a nightly thing.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 22h
"Not sending their best" proving prophetic--yet again.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All right, Mark, I've just put you on my watch list, status "probationary." I've seen too many casualties lately (and one is too many). We need you, you need you.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also: school kids need to be taught from a young age how to spot and stand up to sociopaths, narcissists, manipulators, con artists--in short: destroyers/exploiters of what others build. That's a survival skill needed now more than ever.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You think he means LEGAL consequences? Hope that's what he means. My immediate reaction is something far darker. Call me hysterical. I always have been.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Next: try cicadas. Mind blowing.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If it's bittersweet, you're doing it right.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're leaving while the magic is fresh, the spell still strong. Keep it like this.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the speed at which human beings move from "this terrible thing exists" to "everyone just has to learn to live with it" is truly alarming and illuminating. Immediately moving to compliance. Watching this in real time is incredible.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not so complicated after all!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Skydance should make a blockbuster feel-good flick about your dad's career.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We also re-elected that rhetorical wizard W Bush, who expertly launched the zinger (in debate with Kerry) "you can run but you can't hide," a total non-sequitur, but it SOUNDED like he had some damning goods on his opponent. We've been pretty good at this shit for a while.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For all the vicious party-line polarization, one goal unites our elected and appointed public servants, across all three branches of government: That the complete Epstein files never see the light of day.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And so the Biden curse continues to haunt us. Despicable dumocrats!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But warriors are TOUGH guys!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Freedom!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spellcheck is not the newest nor sexiest tech thingy.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I got texts showing Fauci flew to Irktusk for a Rock Ravens exhibition game in 2022. Tick-tock mfer!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Erotic asphyxiation, that's it. Run the story!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stop! I need a cigarette already and don't even smoke.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So we're gonna go through some stuff?
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never forget: MAGA stands for Shit For Brains.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're cruising for a time-out, mister. Try focusing on wholesome offline activities like outdoor holiday displays. If your house has to look like a reject from the Las Vegas strip to save your sanity, it's well worth it. This clown is dead serious.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get out there and win one for the Gripper.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We thought he wouldn't notice.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wistful for the days when SM meant sadomasochism.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes! I joined in 2010 to see what the fuss was about. After a day or two, I was desperately reaching for the kill switch, dismayed to find I had to wait two full weeks before I was free. People I knew and liked IRL all revealing nothing but their stupidest depths. What horror!
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some thoughts from May 2021 — and an article to go with it. This nightmare was preventable. They didn’t want to stop it. Article: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/a-public-f...
im a low vision user who can't see this tiny fucking box well enough to type in it. ffs this is obviously not for low vision peopel
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How adorable: "he lied" was a dealbreaker in olden times!
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's the point of his increased public visibility? He can pull all his shit behind the scenes just as easily. Does the more frequent sight of his racist fascist face get out the vote? I don't see the logic.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting the E in DOGE
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A campaign pledge is suddenly sacred?
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the risk of straining this excellent metaphor: Maybe we can learn from how I, personally, totally transcended the parameters of the shampoo graph: Go bald.
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SaveDemocracy123 @savedemocracy123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breaking as regularly (i.e., normally) as waves on the breakwater of our battered minds.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The day they lost your loyal vote had to be sobering.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But his Trump spoofs were so funny! What happened to that guy?
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Time takes a toll but in my soul I'm on a roll" Bruce Cockburn
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If we don't preserve the meaning and manner of this sacred observance by passing it down to our kids, it could wither away forever.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And we need that energy for something that actually helps.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These little challenges keep the boy sharp.
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ya think so? The guy who said "now my building's biggest" on 9/11?
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Barking at stars @kitchengigolo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Consent is the core issue, from sex to governance. Just look at the people who HATE the principle of consent, in any arena. The suggestion they need to get it enrages them.
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