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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche

@kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Caleb • He/Him • 26 || Welcome to my page! c: 🤖 Robot Enthusiast || Generative AI Hater 🚫 🚧 Building worlds 📖 Telling stories 🌎 the world is ending, but also beginning [ Profile pic by @silsihulm.bsky.social ] www.twitch.tv/kitchegoldwatt

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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 3h
Renn fair tomorrow!! Going as a woodland butterfly prince… because I affixed a shit ton of butterflies to a cape… Pictured behind: The REAL WOODEN wizard staff that my dad made from a giant branch that fell in his backyard
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Science compels us to explode the sun!
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had mozzarella sticks for breakfast!!!!!!
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𝕛𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕟 📖☕️✨ @auroragayming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kitche Q Goldwatt now with an air fryer attachment!
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am no longer air fryerless
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The love I have for my daughter has led me to build her an albuterol geek chamber with holes and a nebulizer to help with her asthma
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ANOTHER MAGIC THE GATHERING WIN FOR THE NECRON DYNASTY!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Skill Issue Cope
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to be dramatic but my life has improved drastically ever since 72 and breezy came back 🍂
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I used my magic to turn Fluttershy into a flesh cube!” “ABSOLUTELY HORRID DARLING!”
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Zoe Stanley Arts @zoestanleyarts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy #TronDay!! To celebrate here is a sketchbook page of marker drawings of Quorra from Tron Legacy!
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I ever came into a suspicious amount of wealth, I would faithfully re-create a fantasy tavern with rooms to stay in on my land and invite my friends over to fully immersive tavern nights where we bring food for each other and eat it with wooden utensils Also there would be live music 
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure!
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No corporate event is complete without 15 minutes of “you guys have no idea how hard this was to organize. give it up for ___ they’re really the rockstar working behind the scenes” And it’s a raffle and catered Panera
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I didn’t realize how a Roku would alter my life You’re telling me this 2013 Samsung flat screen i pilfered from my dad’s basement can have everything I want on it?
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
for every solar phase of blizzcon there must always be a following shadow period
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huge things happening on the word of the day widget
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Dragee 🦎 @prismaticdragee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bastard! #trazyn #warhammer40k #wh40k #drageeart
trazyn thinking
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will add Cholula to everything
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TK @teethry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
forsaken paladin but like... in a saint's reliquary, jeweled skeleton, exquisite corpse type of way... y'know??
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Last night my boyfriend and I played Power Wash sim together, made a Spotify jam and queued up our favorite love songs, and hid flirty little messages with our power washers for each other to find He’s RUINING my whole nonchalant thing!!!!!!
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💖✨Persi✨💖 @persicapink.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
L'as de Cœur #art #originalcharacter
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh fuck baby don’t stop I’m about to [get back into Hawaii: Part II by Miracle Musical]
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At breakfast and I feel like talking about Kitche’s daddy issues with Mimiron, a thread 🧵 (Much of my Ulduar headcanon is soon to get of-bliterated by TLT, might as well do it while there’s some room for interpretation)
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Sail ✧ Comms Closed @actualsailboat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I couldn’t help but paint Holly Longdale’s absolutely gorgeous outfit for #blizzcon ! So excited for WoW Forever 🥹🩵
An artistic interpretation of Holly Longdale’s iconic ethereal blue coat with sheer blue fabric off the arms and blue-green feather shoulders from Blizzcon 2026!
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Toady, Daydreaming about Gahz'rilla @groadytoady.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is just @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social enacting revenge on anyone who made fun of him.
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah, I guess you could say I came out on top 🙂‍↕️ Hearthstone feeding me as usual 
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The EVIL Despicable Mold Spore || Open Commission Slots: 5/5 @starrytiger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY ANOTHER BLUE ELF???
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching the men in your family slowly become more alt-right because they’re complicit in a drowning machine of conservative algorithms that slowly become more hateful as they engage. Pretty bleak.
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✨🦇Artistgem🦇✨ - Commissions: OPEN @artistgem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The kickstart my mini holiday, I am opening requests Drop your Warcraft blorbo in the comments - you can do multiples if you are feeling spicy - and I will do a really crappy sketch. Will start them after I've closed my eyes for a bit
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syrosaur @syrosaur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Temple of the Moon
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yahoo having a "daily streaks" function for whenever I delete an email makes me want to rip my skin off with pliers
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omega dean winchester ₊ ⊹ ׅ⋆ @grvmoire.art · 10/09/2026
my bussy bone hurting
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ASSEMBLY LINE
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Kastia| The Farmer And The Wolf @kastiakbc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coming Soon™ 🦠🧪
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Eminelin (WL Open!) @eminelin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
custom items or whatever
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HOW am I supposed to master air dry clay, perler art, and rug tufting before Christmas?
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Sail ✧ Comms Closed @actualsailboat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Azshara Close Up
Everyone's favourite evil sea naga queen from World of Warcraft, up close.
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Eregbueye @eregbueye.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Primal incarnate Iridikron from World of Warcraft Dragonflight Personal art illustration work
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw a Decepticon decal on a cybertruck and if you think for a fucking second that Megatron would allow such a dripless automobile onto his team you are out of your goddamn mind DON’T PISS ME OFF
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
right of course
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Need to hit my pen here
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Boyfriend listened to LIVE from Ulduar without my knowing and before bed was like “You like me even though I’m not General Draven, Illidan Stormrage, or Archimonde?” concretegrinding.mp3 as I turned with fear to ask him WHO TOLD HIM THAT
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Roblox Girl Head Turning Animation
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pookie bear!!!
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sure bro
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⚙️🤖🛠️ Kitche @kitchegoldwatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I’m making a tiktok brainrot avengers with AI” it’s 100 degrees in September, someone you love will die due to the adverse effects of climate change and water shortage.
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