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@kissincuzzins.bsky.social
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xvx but fun Employee of the Month @ Brians Books

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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s all happening
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s 2026 and you’re telling me you like def fucking leopard
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
New staple gun cures depression fyi
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Kinda shit a brick a bit
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Where’s the whale?
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I don’t care how real the love is, I ain’t riding a tandem bike with you
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Good news, I went back in the 7/11 that blew up last time I was there and it DIDN’T blow up!
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Pausing my pursuit of the great whale for this PSA no one asked for: Yo I swear to god if I’m ever in a band and someone suggests filming a song we’re practicing to post a ig reel of I will kms
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
May I interest ye in my wares? Hoping the only whale in Texas consumes me while there. Die like a cowboy a whaleboy
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“Happy edge day: amazing core people believe in dragons make straight edge hopeless” -Ahab
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Posting stupid punk content on the internet. I’m sorry and deserve to lose a limb to a whale on behalf of the subculture
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Y’all with you hardcore brackets are fucking dorks (there’s a whale out there who took man’s leg!)
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Moby dick would’ve been a hell of a lot different with Paul Watson and the sea Shepard crews around straight up
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Martyring myself for the cause (whales) at Harrison st cafe
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yeah @beyondjazzpunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
@kissincuzzins.bsky.social
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
“Blubber fer dinner blubber fer lunch blubber blubber blubber it’s also for brunch”
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
“If yer gonna eat fish, why don’t ye try killing a whale first”
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Yo what was up with the whole chapter on handling whale sperm
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It’s my turn to tweet about moby dick Geoff
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I gotta tell my mailman that the music will stop flowing if he keeps leaving my records directly in the sun
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Nah bro sorry we don’t want parks, funded libraries, good public transport or food banks we want whatever the venture capitalists say
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Brian’s Books Employee of the Month split between me and Toli (the only employees)
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Bro I don’t wanna make your social media graphic right now. I’m thinking about languid at skull fest
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Real Richmond status: your find out your plumber is in Gwar
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pigfucker @crashercrusties.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
vegan for the animals
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Rachel Sparkman @rachelsparkman.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Coming to #ASA2025? I'll be leading a workshop on The General Social Survey on Saturday at the Hyatt! Come say hi!
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I just broke up with my shitty codependent war mongering bf (Spotify) feels good
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Do not take yer life for granted! Death is playing chess and you’re a pawn! (My takeaway from watching the seventh seal)
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Damn Richmond is a real city I guess I just saw a Hare Krishna
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Dawg do not ask me to put something on in the car im just put on typical system by total control
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sarah @ilovepunchy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
i wish i could text my cat when i’m out of town
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My mailman asked me how the music was going as I was signing for my new used metal zone waza. Better now sir 👌
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This one is for Toli’s cat, Punchy. Whats up punchy we haven’t met but I’m a fan
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Mom it’s a gig not a concert geez
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The mfer does not miss. I’m telling y’all
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The Rule of Idiots
In the last days of all empires the idiots take over. They mirror the collective stupidity of a civilization that has detached itself from reality.
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Yea I know those are the right notes but what if my brain made me play them backwards instead?
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’ll wait on you to name a better band than crisis for a shit ass weather day
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My mom’s friend looked up my band on streaming and said to my mom “they’re really rocking.” Gonna kms
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
When Beckett said “fail better” he was def talking about my inability to list stuff correctly on dicogs
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Why tf did my mailman disappear 🫥
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Goin on tour tomorrow. I’m doing it for my mailman.
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I lived through my hiccups. Thanks for asking
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The mailman asked me how the music was going. The music never stops flowing
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Local musician behavior. Sorry.
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My boy called my dried mango vegan beefy jerky, can’t stop thinking about it
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Missin the blogspot dot com era of finding music
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Yo, Megadeth sucks. Shut up
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Bro are you a band or a merch company i’m confused
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kissincuzzins 🐳 @kissincuzzins.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
But what does the abyss see when it stares back into me? My front facing camera on my phone?
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