iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

max @kissin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

*hilary duff voice* la la la la la la la la LAAAAA la la laaaaa la la la la la la LA luh. la la la la la la la la LUH—laaaaaa LA la la la ha ha oohOOO oooh AHHHHHHAHHHH oooh hoo hooooh heeeEEEEyy yeah yeah

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

sometimes I fast forward through a movie because I hate how long it takes for things to start. deranged or no

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

a raccoon stole all six of our camping shrooms in the middle of the night

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

sobbing. have you guys seen that video of those elephants at the san diego zoo during the earthquake? oh to be a baby elephant in the middle of a protection circle

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

ever since my laptop accidentally fell off a bar stool it’s been running super slow and dying super quickly, so I told my mom and she suggested to take the sims off. hahahahaha. what a silly suggestion. sometimes it feels like I would die for the sims

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

30 is going to be good because I haven’t even had my best haircut yet. it’s coming. I know it

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

being a student again reminds me of how much I used to love doing homework. so much so that in the summer I would sign up for harry potter school and write essays on the history of spells or whatever for my fake online transfiguration classes. I wish I remembered the name of the site. so crazy

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IN ALMOST A DECADE WISH ME LUCK

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

you guys I went to new student orientation for college for the first time since 2013 and let me tell you—all these kids are so much dumber than they were 12 yrs ago. the only thing that’s the same is sons accompanied by their mothers. no daughters ever bring their parents

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

should I…… go to antarctica

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

my hobbies include walking straight into the diptyque store at the incheon airport spraying $20 worth of do son all over me and then immediately leaving

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

idk why it S-tier ranked instead of the other way but it’s ok I said what I said

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

she got me up at 4am on the way to the airport to go free diving on an island. bitch I’ve never even been free diving

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

went for a massage today and let me tell you they meant FULL BODY. she spent like five mins on my tits. hand even went down my buttcrack. only pussy left untouched. which is a shame in and of itself

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

ooooooh y’all I think I got a lil crush ew it’s been yearsssss

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

looking forward to my next flight, really need to clean out my camera roll

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

sorry tate mcrae but I do not like ur name. something about the letters in it in that order

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

what if I choke on a slurpee

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

calling all #photographers in the philippines !! iso someone to take pics of our resort for airbnb/rental sites !! please and thank you don’t let our resort flop. it’s called #sestra and it’s in pansol/calamba !!

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

is it possible… to be a wife… without having a wife

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KAR @greyscalecinema.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

my food phases are hilarious like why do i only want blts now for breakfast

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

how am I supposed to meet love of my life caitlin clark when fever vs. storm tickets are FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

please no more going this month I’ve been on eight flights 10 boats a billion cars and a handful of buses/jeepneys/trikes

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

it’s not about who you know, it’s about who knows YOU

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I’m gonna come out and say it. I don’t like labubus they freak me OWT

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

what is biden’s plan to stop me from rejecting every time I hear the chorus of not like us

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

praise god when there are free showers at international airports

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

not to be a huge bitch but you guys are getting the ugliest effing floral arrangements for vday

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

20 dim sum at 5am for breakfast

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

mhm mhm best holiday of the yearrrrrr <3 happy valentine’s to all my lovers, ex-lovers (except one), in betweens, ppl who have seen me naked, ppl who have imagined me naked even !! I love you ALL mwah mwah 💋

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

my bff’s toxic mega ginormo disgusto TRASH ex is one of the lesbians in lucy dacus’ hot mascs music video #jumpscare #shemadeyou #waitdoesurfamilyknowurgaynow

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

flirting with myself at the optometrist’s

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

MOSQUITOS stole my dad’s PLATELETS and then made him hallucinate that he was a wide flat noodle in a bowl of pho (he got dengue fever)

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

played fat juicy & wet in the sky whilst parasailing do u think it was the birds’ first time hearing it

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I’m not sick I’m not sick I’m not sick

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

played fat juicy & wet underwater for all the fish in boracay do u think it was their first time hearing it

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

lizard fell on me in the shower. I will NOT be moving to the philippines anymore, thank you

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

in the pool. chipped my front tooth on my bottom effing tooth

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🍺👁️🚬🫦👁️ @beercigs.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO if any of my pdx homies could spread this around i’d be so grateful 🙏🏼 and for here’s the link for the portland homies that are interested !! forms.gle/pMwFrNVFpxqz...

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

dude wtf sims expansions are SO much cheaper in the philippines????

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

brb flirting with an internet poet

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max @kissin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I like to ate ate ate ayples and banaynays

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