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Kip Heath

@kipheath.bsky.social
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Clinical Scientist / Microbiologist / Educator / Science Communicator / Comedian / Chronically over-employed. 📸 @ianbowkett

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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ouch. I am a 10 (with very narrow feet- Side Show Bob esque) and that is enough of a challenge. When I am rich I want to fund a fun wellies shop. So that they don't stop anything other than bottle green and black at size 7.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Only if they can get me in with my parents by having old teams back. 😅 Say hi when you are in Cardiff! (Or S'mae)
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I know. With 3 goals as well. Can't have hope!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I will make a list for you to test. 😆
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Became a Prof and watched West Ham win a football match. Not entirely sure if I will wake up tomorrow to find out it was all a dream!
West Ham Football Team preparing for the League Cup against Portsmouth.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That sounds... like I am glad you tried it!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When I left in April, the border agent scanned my passport and then called over their supervisor and they had a conversation about me in Norwegian. That was fun. 😆
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm an aunt to three adorable kids, but I always say the thing about being an aunt is that you get all the best bits of parenting without the struggles and commitment. It's absolutely not the same thing at all!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Brian also clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Did he learn nothing from the Coldplay concert shenanigans?
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Gnonto and Summerville's Goal Celebration Dance
ALT: Gnonto and Summerville's Goal Celebration Dance
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So all is right with the world!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I hope he has had the appropriate spoiling today!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The website says its an IgE test and a lot of the "everything" ones are IgG. So hopefully it's useful!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Stupid question: why are people citing sources they haven't read?
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Are you wearing a suit??
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Last week I spoke in the Houses of Parliament wearing pink and purple tights! I am not particularly feminine but will happily fight for other people to be.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Next Tuesday (24 March) I am feeling very much like an imposter by being in a Stand Up comedy line up with the very impressive @olafurw.com and @iszi.com! You should definitely come. wegottickets.com/event/695274/
wegottickets.com
Science Showoff March 2026
Science Showoff is the chaotic science comedy show where your favourite comedians, favourite scientists and favourite friends get to be silly about serious stuff. Join a carefully-curated lineup of ...
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My guesses are uniformly awful for this, but I think it's Greenwich Park.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Oh no. :( Hope he is on the mend soon!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It's probably because I am boring but I love socks. Generally the weirder I can find the better and I try to find a new pair every time I travel. Salzburg may have found me the greatest pair I have ever seen.
A photo of a pair of socks. Dark blue with some musical notes and zombie Mozart portrait.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hooray!! I want to see the graph. (I am on a staggering £1 in 9 days. 🤣)
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Ooo double joy! I am £0 for 6 days. But in my hope for 6 wins and 19 losses I think it is good to get through the losses.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I did it once and it said George Bush and I refused to do it again. 🤣
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Hooray!! I'm choosing believe that my Scratchvent joy is being saved for the end of the month. (Read: still on £0).
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
No pressure but if this wrecks my marriage it might be your fault.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Etsy! And I got some ghost and cat ones too. 🤣
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It's almost time for #Scratchvent! Rather than buying an advent calendar, we have been influenced by @quizzydan.bsky.social to buy 25 scratchcards instead. It makes you the talk of the local village shop and completely puts you off gambling the rest of the year. Maybe 2025 is our year!
25 x £1 scratchcards stuck to a cupboard and covered with post it notes labelled 1-25
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Pizza Pilgim does 8 cheese pizza. 😎 It is joy on a plate
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Halloween pumpkins from last night. 🎃
Two lit pumpkins, one carved with a happy ghost witch. One carved with a batman smile.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
😡
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Last night I went for a run in a hoodie I bought in year 10. 🤣
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
😭 Also in capitalism- do they honestly think this will help sales?
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 12/10/2025
Had a wonderful time at the @lateralcast.com live recording. Here is just a sample of the lovely people I met. @icklenellierose.bsky.social the ever so fun @tomscott.com the ever so tired after hosting a live show @mattgrayy.es the ever so not scary @kipheath.bsky.social the ever so curious
me and Ellen smiling at the camerame and Tom waving at the camera matt screaming at me and me being scaredme and kip looking serious
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I once bought a $100 ticket to a gig in Denver with no assigned date so I am pro-team terrible financial music decisions. 😎
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Back to school! I have two study buddies for my weekly Welsh class.
A black cat looking at a laptop screen with Welsh words typed on itA calico cat sat on top of a desk.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Ydw! (Although in this case I am fully on board anyway)
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I love this film! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (And obviously all things Welsh)
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
😭😭
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
We all had admin privileges. But nasty people abuse their power. 😡
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
So odd! Also fairly certain it's not the first time there has been Palestine discussion in the group? We all made it back though 😁
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
There is a house on the next street that has a Christmas Tree up. So odd.
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Claire Price @claireprice.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
This year I discovered you can DOI software... and it’s been a game-changer! After years of working on my web apps (fuelled mostly by insomnia), I’ve finally given my projects the recognition they deserve 😃 Check out the newly revamped 404normalnotfound.co.uk
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I started in March so at the other end. The pay is definitely low (even compared to the NHS) but the benefite are currently outweighing that for me. And I can't see many career things topping Larry!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The future Zone 52 when London has taken over all of the UK.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Ah. You are optimistic that I read the rules!
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
🤣 Not 10-15? For the non-London London fare zones.
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Tfl Zone 4? (Feel I'm a bit committed at this point)
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Are you in TfL Zone 3? (Not to be predictable or anything 🤣)
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Are you in TfL Zone 2?
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Kip Heath @kipheath.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Are you in TfL Zone 1?
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