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I am a queer creature. Admin of denden Patience, research, curiosity, acceptance :gelmew: :heart_gel: :mew_neutral:​​ :heart_trans:​ :arceus: 🌉 bridged from ⁂ denden.world/@kiophen, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
i was showing mixbox to a non-artist friend and they were like "what the fuck? why doesn't every art program do this by default? are they stupid?"
graphic from mixbox showing difference in default rgb color mixing and mixbox
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
i just noticed a bug with my web lab doodle tool that made the rgb preview look better than it was supposed to look! it was converting lab values back to rgb without bounding them back to 0-1. It would show how mixing "out of bounds" colors would look, which makes it work a little more like LAB […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
ahhh my meds are kicking in ourghhh I can feel the limitless power of potentially getting out of my bed and even having a good/neutral thought about people
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
does anyone else weep about the loss of potential art that technological advancements have made? Feeling like weeping about how black and white film was only necessary for a couple generations of humanity. It didn't have time to become a trade you would train your whole life perfecting. You and […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I've heard there's another bot wave targeting mastodon signups, but I didn't notice because of the baby's first captcha I setup on denden a bit ago
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
in my state in america, you need to prove that you perform some kind of task that someone else pays you money for to be worthy enough to deserve access to the food assistance program. You have to prove you are trading at least 20 hours per week to do this, or are earning 580 dollars per week […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
youtube thumbnail of a fucked up gameboy with the title "I fucked up this game boy"
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
the switch 2 oot voice acting sounds like the ai generated stroke it to pomni's feet and get high all day video the hyper detailed realistic environment has these Interactable Objects that are a completely different style. its like when you know something in an […] [Original post on denden.world]
hyper rendered link with characters of a completely different visual styleinteractable grass objecttreasure chest from a different gamejarring difference in style between leaves on deku and the plants on the ground
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
holy shit youtu.be/7g8Gee4D9BA
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
saw this and couldn't even manage a laugh just whimpering/ moaning thinking about eating pizza with my fat boyfriend
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
@funnies post that dumb ai generated pomni "stroke it to my feet" video I command you
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
what if we made contact with aliens and when we figured out how to translate alien social media all the aliens were posting like "Ughhhh of course its another rock covered in slime mold that tricked itself into think it's a few billion bipeds. Why does this keep happening can we get some actual […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
bluesky has a 300 character limit ? it mangles all my best posts where i go on and on about some bullshit i made up
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
i wish the bsky bridge domain was just like blueskybridge.com or something i can never remember if its bsky.bridgy or bsky.bri.dgy or b.sky.bridge.y or whatever the hell
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
i completely forget that my posts get mirrored to bsky until I get the notification that someone over there commented. the difference in the types of comments i got on that pikachu boobs post from fedi vs bsky is pretty funny
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
as much as simpson porn frightens+anguishes me I respect how on-model a lot of it is. It's about respect.
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
[Pikachu With Boobs] If you have to distort characters like this to find them attractive, please, please, just go jerk off to human women instead. You're not strong enough to handle it at its best so you have to make it into a bald anime girl? just for some cum? what's even the point anymore
Normal pikachu and human woman fetish pikachu
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
imagining a future where humans have brain implants that functionally replace smart phones for most people. it lets you experience content as if it's a memory, you can see and hear things in "videos" as well as feel what the recorder was feeling at the time and are influenced by their biases + […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
camcorder resting on the nearest convenient surface to record blown out gameplay footage of a ps2 game on a CRT at a noticable angle. whenever the game fades to black, you can see the person playing in the reflection of the TV, sitting on the floor in their bedroom. the glare blows out the […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
walmarts used to have benches other than for waiting at the pharmacy!. I'm trying to remember if other supermarkets had/have seating like that. I can think of a few large groceries that have outdoor seats+tables, one has an indoor bench. Targets have that food court thing. Menards used to have a […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
90s: MTV and cartoons are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 00s: video games and the internet are rotting kids' brains? we turned out fine 10s: ipads and social media? we turned out fine 20s: chatGPT and AI generated children's content? we turned out fine 30s: gerber-life-grow-up LLM […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
I am like 100% sold on the idea that alphys is the knight
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
Some people actually unironically use the harkness test as a source of morality when it's literally just a joke about how a feral dragon would bite your dick off
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
just imagined a page in Hypnospace acting like one of those scam accounts on irl social media that pretend to be someone suffering living in a tent in a warzone to try to get donations.. no one considers how they're able to login to hypnospace while sleeping in a tent
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
ummmm.thats a dildo
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
My shoulder is getting better, I can almost raise my arm above my head
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
i love directly implying to the men in my life that they wished they'd been able to experience being a teenage girl. because who the fuck would? but it's also fun to acknowledge I had a foreign experience and I think I can use the potential FOMO to get people to do what I want (eg play pokemon […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
going in for surgery for my shoulder soon, I don't think I've posted about it much but I've been pretty disabled by pain from it.
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
Server downtime will be pushed back about an hour, but will still be happening tonight
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I just learned my firefox had hardware acceleration off this entire time (a few years). Was wondering why my neocities was so much smoother on literally anyone else's device
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
youtube thumbnail edited to say Fucking Dog Won't Stop Staring At My Toaster
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
big ass blog post of what I went through with my server: 6/21: last recoverable backup created 6/27: I'm clearing out old unused non-denden things from the server, notice there's an urgent kernel update. I perform the update and ssh back into the server, at which point I get Very Bad errors […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
I am so relieved that I got everything working again.... holy shit I need to share everything I had to figure out because good god. it will take forever to write everything down
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
god damnn bringing the server back was so much !!! sitting on the floor
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
tries fixing denden, does nothing but listen to dog whisperer and troubleshoot server hardware... you guys!!!
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
just saw someone correctly spell the acronym TMNT and thought Nice job dumbass, Teenage Minja Nutant Turtles..?
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
atypical squamous cells of undetermined significance?
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
I'm quitting my job, so I'll have time to do shit that actually matters now (being on the computer but in a productive way instead of just recovering from working)
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
seeing the way the theme broke on mobile made me realize just how much screen space the navigation column took up, good change to move it to the bottom. I feel like that's what every app with a scrolling timeline is doing anyway
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026
denden back ^_^_^_^;;;; the theme will be fixed by the end of the day today (i have to eat and go work first)
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026
media is broken on denden right now, still trying to update + fix
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
gueess who forgot that yunohost makes an archive of mastodon's entire media storage whenever it updates AHHHHhhhhhh it takes several hours for it to do that so denden will probably be down for a while since i can't wait any longer and need to sleep
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
might fuck around and update the server
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
*goes to forest* jeez the art team went a bit crazy with the greebling here
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
A view of the future! Imagine all that's left of the land is a system of 10,000 lane highways. The only exit is to a single warehouse in the center of the country that can ship products to your car via drone. sometimes the leftmost lanes reserved for FastLane500 subscribers can give drivers a […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
youtu.be/o4mxehA8EK0 this song makes me imagine a timeline where dream (The Minecraft YouTuber) got a badass production for his "that's what the point of the mask is" song. i do not care about dream or watched any of his videos other than the normal pills music video these vocals are […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Just found out if you manually purge a domain on mastodon, any reports for users from that domain are also deleted, including unresolved reports. wasn't consequential, but still odd behavior #mastoadmin
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
highest quality game boy sprite ripping options: a lossless image capture of the sprite from a 100% accurate emulator the byte values of the 8x8px tiles that the sprite is built from as stored in vram the raw compressed data on the rom, along with a file containing the source game's assembly […]
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kiophen :gelmew: @kiophen.denden.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
You have 40 notifications about David and others Vanilla the rabbit is the size of an average mother 400,000 hours on tf2 just ass trollgier Jet Force Gemini make my pants go anti bulger
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