Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We have been socially conditioned to believe that when we are on drugs we must hold objects in our hands and stare at them intensely 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Call me an INT the way I make girls CPU halt when they get me inside them 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I can't believe they gave Pikachu tuberculosis 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026In Initial D, every race is just a sex scene between two cars and their drivers 020
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026But doctor told me to only eat soft things now and your boobs are so soft... 020
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Boobies (the birds) are hardcore foot fetishists 110
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Boobs are a lie made by big shirt to sell more shirt per shirt. And I love being lied to. 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026This girl is so whoreny. Must be her whoremones. 121
Reposted by Kin the humanXerz 💗 @xerz.one · 26/05/2026don't forget about median size ones, MOOBIES people love watching those 001
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Maybe they're called BOOBIES to mean Big Oobies, and when they're smol we could call them SMOOBIES 100
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026If the police were boobies I'd be the most wanted criminal 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Well of course I've cried on it. It's MY bed after all. 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026League of Legends was one of the least bad things to ever happen to me 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I would wait to find out how long the babies 👶🏻 last tied to the blades of the helicopter 🚁 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Hey guys check out this idiot! Doesn't he realize he's taking a huge risk for no personal gain? He could've just walked home and be safe!!! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT????? 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026List of things you wouldn't do following the press red logic: - Give birth - Donate any part of your body - Take care of a kid/elderly/disabled person - Have a family - Wear a mask - Get a vaccine - Be a doctor - Be a firefighter - Be a war journalist - Be a regular journalist worth anything 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026People on their way to press the red button. (Trying to not run over the kid would risk their lives) 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I want to press the "everyone that pressed red dies and therefore the world is a better place" button 041
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Babe it can't be that whenever I say "I cast Tasha's hideous laughter on you", you start laughing as if I actually possess the magical abilities that would allow me to actually do it. 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Diabetic motherfucker over here doing sugar like it's fucking MDMA 110
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Call me nanomachines the way I harden to physical trauma 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026She refuses to tell me how many chickens I'm worth 😭 100
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I'm full of lesbian yearning. Mostly because of how much lesbians yearn inside me. 001
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I got extremely high and made this meme. If you get it, I profusely apologise. 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026It is every fucked up persons goal to become funny about it. Healing can wait. 011
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Even though I have kind of a hot babe personality, me and my girlfriend don't make out much, mostly due to the fact that my mouth is busy buying her boobs more often than not 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If I can get the bong ready then I'm not too high to hit it again 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Going to work with my forearms covered in bandages after almost killing myself the night before and teaching like everything is normal is one of the experiences of all time There's probably a message there about me, mental illness, the human experience and capitalism but idk what it is exactly 000
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I am thinking whether or not to eat another burrito 🌯 because on the one hand "Nomnomnom" but on the other hand "Baaarrrggghhh" 020
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Me, one hour into watching my girlfriend play metal gear rising: "I should write a fanfic about fucking Raiden" 110
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025In "Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans" rich people have more genders than poor people 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a show about the struggles of twink death 010
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Imagine doing bondage but it's just a net with rocks 021
Kin the human @kinthehuman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Making high people handle glass objects is a peak example of planned obsolescence 010
