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Just a kinky coder, I turn caffeine into code. Coding kinky and non kinky things. !!!NSFW ACCOUNT!!! Abandon hope all ye who enter here! You have been warned!

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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 3m
Yeah..... We all know the real purpose of this post! To show off your book shelf! Bloody nerds.... Wait... No. Don't look at my (Audio)book shelf... Get away...
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 13m
NERRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait. We already knew that :-p
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 29/09/2026
Its watermarked as Googles AI share.gemini.google/GQq5L8Vqc9tt
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 28/09/2026
I was presuming that the puzzle was going to be impossible 😂
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 27/09/2026
Probably something written deep in the deed of covenants for the new place! Nerdy should have read the fine print 😂
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 27/09/2026
The new neighbours were obv complaining about the barking!
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 19/09/2026
If it falls down rabbit holes insisting my code doesn't do X when I know for a fact it does, Hard to see that it wouldn't push the button if it could/allowed. LLMs seem to "put the blinders on", where they get hyper focused on one thing and wont deviate from it unless you forcefully steer them away
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 19/09/2026
But only because Anthropic wouldn't loosen their guardrails / contract terms forbidding the US gov from using it in autonomous weapons. otherwise, it prob would have more than happy to push the button.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 17/09/2026
nichelocks.com/Radial-Pin-T... They are less than 10 miles from my house! Might have to double check their opening times and see if I can pop in instead of ordering on line :-) If so, would like like £18 for a pair of locks instead of £45 :-)
nichelocks.com
FJM 2607 High Security Computer Case Lock [FJM2607] - £8.64 :
FJM 2607 High Security Computer Case Lock [FJM2607] - High Security Computer Case Lock Available Keyed Alike or Keyed to Differ Housing and barrel zinc alloy Tubular keyway 2 keys Available in key ret...
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 17/09/2026
but yeah, should get some new locks myself, mine are looking rather worse for wear. So I'll prob just order a set from BB cause it will be easier than hunting down the source for them.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 17/09/2026
I believe they are "just" PC case locks that has been repurposed (like how a lot of chastity cages repurposed keyway blockers for their locks) i.e. www.fjmsecurity.com/product?id=M... But I've not found a decent source for them (not that I have looked too hard either)
fjmsecurity.com
FJM Security
Computer CPU case lock. Secures internal contents of desktop style computers. Tubular keyway, keyed alike or keyed different. See dimensions for specific compatibility.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 17/09/2026
I once had one of the two locking posts start getting loose, like the pics show seems like the middle lock post is fastened to the belt with a screw, so yeah over time they will prob come loose. How I fixed mine back in the day was to use a shit ton of red loctite lol. Happy you fixed it :-)
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 16/09/2026
I'm just giggling about what @spiderweber.bsky.social must be thinking :-P
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf Pressing Buttons
ALT: Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf Pressing Buttons
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 14/09/2026
As you squeeze the outside the air pressure in the cavity would increase. If you were have a few cavities and a sensor in each, with some data modelling, you should be able to determine "where" the squeeze was.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 14/09/2026
If you are going to cast your own, or are able to cast a "cap" to en existing form, you could mould (or cut) a cavity in the silicone and put in a barometric air pressure sensor (something like the BMP581) into the cavity (cap seal the cavity if you cut one into something existing). (cont)
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 14/09/2026
😂 that makes sense :-)
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 14/09/2026
Better to have it and not need it than to need it but not have it! Next time you'll decide to "pack light" and then wish you had more toys with you! Typical sod's law for you!
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 11/09/2026
Just hope you don't bump into the neighbours as your carrying it into your place 😅 (I know it can be flat packed, but carrying barred panels might be a tell... Might be best to take a few blankets with you when you bring it over)
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 11/09/2026
I don't see the pup "create" in those pics, Are you hoping other half forgets about it 😜 or is it just not pictured? Joking aside, Enjoy the Segufix (when you get it), my only complaint with it is I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH!!!!
static.klipy.com
Chris Farley's Tommy Boy: More Please!
ALT: Chris Farley's Tommy Boy: More Please!
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 10/09/2026
Day one steam account here, so it will tick over to being 23 years old in a couple of days, It still required me to add a credit card to the account to prove my age for +18 games in the UK.
Screenshot of my "Years of Service" badge in stream showing the account is 22 years old.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 08/09/2026
One of (but not the only) reasons I got into the padded lifestyle was the extra freedom it gives over having to stop what you’re doing for potty breaks.. Gigs, festivals, movies, scenes. Plus you don’t have to worry about finding a clean room toilet (always a hassle at feastivals). 🤣
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Bagga Shame @baggashame.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It's always a good thing to be diapered responsibly!
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 05/09/2026
Its something that has been "puzzling" me for years. Why do I feel more comfortable/relax bound then I do "free"... But Its just one of those things!
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 04/09/2026
They were correct! I did want to see this!
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 04/09/2026
Just had a quick look on the github, handles for fading is planned for the 5.0 milestone - github.com/audacity/aud... Its been an issue since 2022 - a sign to me of how much of a PITA it would be under the old system. So yeah Fingers crossed 🤞 this is just a stepping stone to better audio app.
github.com
Fade in handle · Issue #3700 · audacity/audacity
Your idea I'd like to have a handle at the beginning and end of a clip to create a fade in / fade out by dragging the handle. It works similar to the already existing cutting handle at the top of a...
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 04/09/2026
Just out of interest. Did you watch the video the (iirc) lead dev put out months ago (this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYM3... )? The majority of changes in the 4.0 release are under the hood changes, fixing tech debt, so they can make it much easier to make changes. So hopefully it will get better
youtube.com
How We're Redesigning Audacity For The Future
YouTube video by Tantacrul
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 03/09/2026
Living out of boxes sucks, but it is the tradition after moving! But at least doofus doesn’t have to do another move 🤣 @pupdoofus.bsky.social pups can sometimes get a bit anxious after a move, might have to crate nerdy for the weekend to help him settle 😝
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 03/09/2026
As a autistic geek I have to say. Happy new fibre! Oh, and the home is pretty cool too I guess 😂 Joking aside, that tartan armchair is very fitting!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 30/08/2026
Bit of a crappy week, but some enforced nap time always helps…
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 29/08/2026
Looks like Nerdy now has a LARGE garden to run around in 😂 Congrats on the new digs!
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The Office: Congrats Celebration
ALT: The Office: Congrats Celebration
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 26/08/2026
Rip Tim Curry... He finally went to space! www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U5...
youtube.com
Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 24/08/2026
Just need some of this energy! youtu.be/FjwvovxFII4?...
youtu.be
Black Books - Manny & the customer
YouTube video by Marco Pontello
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 22/08/2026
but that doesn't mean*
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 22/08/2026
Under a number of conventions, it is... (Where do you think The Expanse got the "idea" from?) There is a safety exception, but that does mean they can "just ignore" the call for help, but allows them to limit assistance to for example coordinating with authorities to make sure help is on its way.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Depends on when my back stops fucking me over. Its getting better, but my lower back is still being fucky.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
TL;DR: I cloned the remote. Captured & decoded the signal the remote sends to a shock collar, Wired up a 433Mhz transmitter to my LatchLock project (433Mhz is the main ISM freq here) and I have the microcontroller running the LatchLock on the chair broadcast out the signal when required.
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Just cause I'm a sub, doesn't mean I'm not a dick :-P
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Pfft, I "only" added 2-3 days :-P
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
See, its all @mrsteelbelt.bsky.social fault. I'm innocent in all this!
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
I am like 99.999% I didn't click on your link in that video. But If you want me to click it (again), I'm sure I could oblige 😂
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
But..... It lets me click old links, those forgotten links too... 😛
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Not "automated voting" because that would be evil (maybe a checkbox in options will be anti evil enough...). But maybe something that monitors for links, checks when you have voted, and reminds you "Hey its been a day since you last voted on this lock!"
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Ok.... I might be that evil :-P Firefox browser extention that monitors the firehose for links lol (Needs some tidying up)
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
What... You mean monitor blueskys firehose for chaster links and auto add time on them.... Nope, never crossed my mind!!!! (I'm not that evil lol)
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Still says "1 requirement not met" here. Prob just a bug! 😂
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Yup! 😂
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
Bloody typos. I mean Another 3 hours :-P
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Kinky Coder @kinkycoder.com · 21/08/2026
(I'm sure @607398.bsky.social wont mind me adding 3 hours to their timer to test :-P) Dunno. No login requirement here, lol.
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