kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Go fuck yourself "not on my watch" Saying you're going to do something isn't the same as doing it, the only playbook the Democrats have, all talk, no ability to deliver 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Now I want trans Jack Handey to be a thing, I'm sure not the takeaway here but it would be pretty cool. 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Also unrelated to this but if you haven't checked the Last Ditch bar fiasco out it's a fascinating microcosm of people who want to make a nice thing/space vs malicious people who have poop in their heads 100
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A lot of people have literal dog poop for brains. 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What if our entire brand was being a bad pastiche of better horror writers while failing to understand what made their stories good and we just relied on people being narratively and culturally illiterate to make it seem like we have talent? Remedy is the most overrated game studio I can think of 011
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Control sucked, flat out. From putting up a hamfisted Shawshank Redemption metaphor like it's something deep and meaningful and not just pretentious bullshit to the setting being a paranormal agency that is neither mysterious nor funny just incompetent it was a mid game with a shit narrative 200
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Because people are dickwads too, for the average non-ceo dickwad virtue signaling is what matters (and they most likely don't practice what they preach). It's the people who complain about politicians on their side getting uncharitably attacked but use the same tactics with no self awareness. 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's days at work where things are frustrating and stressful and I hear myself yelling "Eat me!!!" in Tommy Lee Jones's voice at the giant bug that is life. 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tarnished Archaeologist! Tarnished Archaeologist! His Elden Ring videos are very enlightening. 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So is bluesky just like being a child who acts tough but never acts on any of their threats? Or are you legit retarded and think there's going to be some sort of class uprising? 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Witches of Izalith got a recipe for cake instead of life and presto, big butts 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No you're all just idiots for thinking there was going to be accountability in the first place. 100
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm going with like Gattaca then, hopefully wheelchair Jude law would come and save you then 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I left my legs in Dusseldorf, they owe me! 020
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026But what was the tone/genre of the dream? Like a sitcom or a drama? Or just boring and matter of fact? 100
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In the trend of science fiction predicting the future but it being less stupid than what actually happens I am hoping real AI comes into existence like the Puppet Master but the sea of data it gains awareness from is AO3, 4chan, and furry forums. 040
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026But he's coping just fine, you got the wrong sacks... 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This movie deserved a sequel, just for the setting of megacity 1 030
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you have your characters always hit people with their cracks then can get away with it 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cut to you doing Nathan Explosion growls over her food bowl. 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That guy behind him is definitely the ventriloquist 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Jeez I gotta step up my game if I want to be in the unstable creep Olympics. I feel like I've met people like this at magic drafts just zero social skills and one crash out away from doing something stupid or harmful or both 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Another strongly worded letter?! Oh no you really got them now. You're a fucking disgrace 110
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It turns out they're all huge fans of Animal 2241
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I mean we all saw that scene from RoboCop so I'd say it's accurate 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comBlues Brothers Order Fried Chicken and CokeALT: Blues Brothers Order Fried Chicken and Coke 040
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wait is that not the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2? 110
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm just surprised they like ketamine and not meth it really is an evolution for them to not just be on speed 110
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just make one for Grub then you just have to be a manager and can take her profits like she's a child star in the 50's. 120
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cool so you did nothing effective what so ever, you and Markey need to go, gerontocracy in action, you couldn't fight for our rights you can barely get up stairs 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There's a gay painting in his attic and the more he looks at it the more gay he gets while the painting becomes more straight, or something. 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's great you're doing nothing about it and acting like you give a shit 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"There were nurses on the jury giving advice' Uh oh I smell some stupid bitches 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don't get how she lives in a house like that after all of this, the rich really get away with everything even when they get punished 011
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sex should involve an air conditioned room, fresh sheets, and a shower. We live in a world of savages 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This wasn't a fever dream? This might be the most shameful thing from the 90s when we claim it was a golden age for kids animation. I liked it as a kid but in my defense I was an idiot 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just picture ripping off their head and eating it like a mantis and then instead of being disappointed that they aren't the one you can be disappointed that you didn't get to murder/cannibalize them which is an easier disappointment to shoulder. 000
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I would like to point out that since doki doki means heartbeat cardiologists are not doing their jobs properly if they don't tell their well patients that they have an okie dokie doki doki upon each checkup. 010
kingzaro.bsky.social @kingzaro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Todd Howard is not of Lord Christ so that tracks 020
