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Tomato Head

@kingtomatohead.bsky.social

Mamma Mia! It’s a me! I am the CEO and owner of the Uncle Pete’s Pizza Pit and the Tomato Temple Resort and Spa. Eat my pizza.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

TOMAKOPIA

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

It’s a good October to be me.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I hate you

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

But it’s worth it. All the kids cry when they see me.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

When did you lose your job? I’m dementia ridden so I forgot.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

You guys don’t realize how strong my jaw is, I’m literally smiling all the time.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Don’t do that

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Burgers would be amazing if they had crust and not a bun, instead of mustard and ketchup it was marinara sauce, and if all the of the interior parts were cheese. Oh and it should be wheel shaped.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Cannibalism:

media.tenor.com

a man in a hat is standing in front of a full moon in a dark room

ALT: a man in a hat is standing in front of a full moon in a dark room

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I only put my one interest as “food” when setting this up so I don’t understand why there is so many anime women on my tl.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I guess that counts for something.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

With me here the (pizza) party just started. It must have been so boring here without someone to lash out at people who like burgers.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Pizza👅👅

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

punkimg😂

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I serve this but it doesn’t mean you should order it. You freak.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Please warn me if you’re just gonna show NSFW like that. This is terrible.

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

#iwanttoeliminateallburgers

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Tomato Head @kingtomatohead.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I cooka da pizza.

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