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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Went to the gym today for the first time in quite a while and saw some handsome old man dick in the locker room. Nature is healing 😌

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm positively bedevilled with jellies, etc

Osmo is unrelated I promise

Also if anyone wants to drive me out to the mountains and leave me there that'd be cool

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Had a sex dream about a friend/acquaintance last night. Been a while since one of those

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trying to squeeze in the last few camping days of summer

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Did a low-effort garden this year, but it seems pretty happy

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Built this lil cart for my miter saw and thickness planer yesterday to get some of my work surface back

I could have also just tidied up my space, but this was more fun

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Mt Dew had a confetti cake flavor now and honestly there is no punishment harsh enough

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What's a non-sexual physical feature that really gets you going? I go absolutely feral for a handsome guy with a tooth gap

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Big mustached man at the 711 complimented my mustache 😌

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Got to see so many beautiful naked men today #bless 🙏

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The band on this sits a bit lower than I'm used to

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Anybody have a mesh jock they'd recommend?

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Trying on the Ren faire clothes I made for the husbeast

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Tbt goin full sleaze with the face hair. Should I bring this back?

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Really love how people on scruff are just posting hog on main now 🤤

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I made myself go to the gym even though I didn't want to because I've been slacking lately

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I'm in such a horny mood out of nowhere today 🥵

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Renault or Bob @bobren.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

for a sweet sweet Bubba @kingsqueeze.bsky.social love you,Bubba!🥰😘

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Four 4-leafed clovers gotta mean something, right?

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Lotta big, fat, uncut cocks at the gym today. Is this the World Cup's influence?

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

My Dr has been bullying me to lose weight, so whenever I find a fun snack or candy I want I'll buy it and throw it in the Fat Boy Pile behind the couch for when I inevitably say fuck the diet and need to go ham on some sweets

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Made it to the gym, despite everything

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King Squeeze @kingsqueeze.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I'm not the kind of girl who will correct someone's pronunciation in casual conversation, but I hear Kill Bill sirens if using the word myself becomes unavoidable and I have to choose how to pronounce it myself

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