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@kingsoy.bsky.social
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bsky please make locked accounts i swear to god

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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i will call it, tidyslop
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ever since that library cleanup game came out theres now a bazillion clones all set in different locations. do people not have original thoughts anymore
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you dont have to love cats, but if you hate them, you can't be trusted. cats are consent creatures. they have rules about how/when they can be touched. if you dont like creatures with rules, that signals to me that you'd barrel over boundaries. i know its weird but that's how it works in my head.
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
printers are a test from god
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
please…. i need something that AI doesnt touch…
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if they put AI in DSLRs i think that would be my 13th reason
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
maybe its not a good idea to leave my phone about 7cm from my head
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if it ever goes off in the middle of the night i legitimately think i may piss myself in fear. either that or my phone will be launched at a wall in a half asleep state.
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
mr burnham been PM for 5 minutes and already given half the nation a heart attack
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my second thought was “did she change her ringtone for my nan to be a nuclear siren” because ngl that would be funny
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
funny how my immediate thought when it went off wasnt “omg emergency alert” it was instead “why the fuck is my moms phone making a nuclear alarm sound. what on earth did she set that ringtone for”
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
why does japan get a nice charming jingle for earthquake warnings and we get a siren that sounds like your phone is about to blow up
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i did however get 2 scythecat cubs in my j25 box so thats a plus at least lol
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my commander for my cat tribal deck... still got about 40 cards to go, including ocelot pride 🥲
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
CAT!
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I did in fact, get husbando - in holo too!
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
oh my god red. please watch it. you will love it!
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i watched hunting wives and the main character sophie is fucking awful but i love her because shes an absolute disaster. girl was just hypnotised by a hot milf and cant stop committing vehicular manslaughter. truly iconic x
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
me: i hate it when its 30c+ also me: i want to move to malta
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
also wtf why is the new one less saturated...... weirdly antithetical to an incredibly colourful movie
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
me editing artwork i made years ago
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
even if i wont have a chance to use him at prerelease i just want him so i can build a commander deck for him dsfjkhsfs
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i'm doing the hobbit mtg prerelease just cus i love playing prerelease and i dont mind having hobbit cards to build with... and all i want is thranduil........ pls..... luck be on my side....
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
explains why a majority of then are shit
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
gonna be looking for work next month anyway. hopefully i can find something so i dont self combust drawing
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
trying to make sure i pace myself well with art so i dont hit burn out lol 🥲
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
>russo brothers >will probably have 300mil inflated budget >awful cgi whale >box office bomb
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Charlie Day's Migraine Head Rub
ALT: Charlie Day's Migraine Head Rub
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
only downside at the moment is that my hair is at an awkward length that when i wear at cap it looks goofy which is very distressing hurry up and GROW
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i actually havent had long hair in just over 20 years so this is a significant change will i get pissed off with it and cut it off? probably
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
leaving my twink era in my 20s xx
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
at least it hides my grey hairs. no one will be seeing those thank you
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i’ve been growing my hair out and i think I’ve still got another year to go. why does hair have to grow so SLOW
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i think every woman should get a really big Sword
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
its never going to get better is it
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it really says something about the state of the economy/world when console prices are going up not down
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
that cat better get a state funeral i s2g
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
you know what. at this point larry should be PM. hes outlasted like a dozen at this point. he should just get the job for that fact alone
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i guess the gov have decided that pathetic internal party politics is more important than actually running the country and providing stability for 60 million people
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
what is the charge?? a succulent bacon sandwich???
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
im beginning to think that chaos with ed milliband might have turned out better all those years ago
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
soon to be SEVEN PRIME MINISTERS in the space of a DECADE
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
britain averaging a new PM every 2-3 years. fucking insane
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
british PM serve a full term challenge: impossible
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
was backrooms supposed to be good? because that was quite possibly one of the most boring films ive ever watched
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS NO CHIN SEB. ITS SUCH A DOWNGRADE
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
why does everything have to be hyper realistic, its boring and tasteless
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
good god fox looks horrifically ugly in that star fox remake
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
two weeks and ill be done with uni work entirely. nearly there 😭
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soybean @kingsoy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
at least i get to talk about that aspect and how much of a struggle it is to do things 🫡
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