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@kingsleycrisp.bsky.social
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Grumpy old cat guy. Pro democracy. Into 60s garage, psychedelic surf guitar, with a bit of jangle pop thrown in.

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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dems should do Willie Horton style adds re all the J6 criminals who reoffended after Trump pardoned them
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
To the list of things Trump cannot do; drive a car, swim, ride a bike, cook, run a casino, tell the truth etc....we must now add "flip a coin".
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"Hatred, malice, rudeness, intolerance, and suspicion are the faults of weakness. The resentment of the weak does not spring from any injustice done to them but from their sense of inadequacy and impotence". Eric Hoffer. Trump is that kind of weak.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
If the US was a person, it would be sanctioned under the mental health act as a danger to itself and others
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Trump to Norway; Give me the Peace prize or I'll bomb the fuck out of you.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If Trump dies in office, Vance will shore up the base by rounding up anyone criticising Trump or for failing to mourn Kim Jong-Il style. Rubio or any other challenger will have to out do Vance in this, leading to an arms race in the crack-down business.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Bolsonaro gets 27 years. Trump gets rewarded with the top job and bonus immunity powers.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social NYT calls GOP hypocrisy on the debt ceiling "Ideological Flexibility"
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Good thing Elon has a bunker
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The longer Taco goes on, the more the country will resemble the sickness inside his head. A Cruel, bullying, empathy-less, ignorant, hateful, victim. A friendless mess, only tolerated by other bullies because they know a mark when they see one.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
"The terrorist attack in Pakistan would never have happened if Trump was President." Trump
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Australian elections: The centre left party has won reelection. The Trump-adjacent party lost. The "Trumpet of Patriots" party (yes you read that right) got less than 3% of the vote. The "Trump Effect" strikes again.; That shit doesn't fly down under.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Poor Elon. How could he possibly have known that hitching his wagon to Trump would lead to financial, vocational, social and reputational degradation.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The leopards are going to need Ozempic
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Find the most fierce critic of Trump that you know....hear them out....and know this with absolute clarity and certainty .....he's worse
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is a take the keys away from grandpa moment.....congress needs to step up
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It's a pathocracy. The country is reflecting his pathology. Hate filled, bullying, destroying anything that is decent....elevating cruelty....punching down....looking atthose who are even bigger bullies with envy....ultimately self-sabotaging...the country is the mark
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
According to Goldberg, Hegseth named an undercover CIA operative in that ludicrous group chat. She would now have to be pulled....imagine the work that was needed to get her in that position....all down the drain. I mean, she has been pulled, right???
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
www.youtube.com/live/NFZdPcA...
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HAL SPARKS MORNINGS MEGAWORLDWIDE :WE'RE BACK BABY!
YouTube video by Hal Sparks
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Yodamonkey @yodamonkey2.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Q. What's the difference between Musk and his rockets? A. Both will crash and burn repeatedly, but only one will come down to earth
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Putin is the only person Trump has fully paid for services rendered.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
As amateur song writing hobbyist, I have to say that it is becoming increasingly difficult to write a love-gone-wrong type song from any angle that Taylor Swift hasn't already covered.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Trump's personality disordered pathological lying and his cognitive decline are in a ven diagram shoot out, while the world hangs on his every word.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
1. Took a shit-ton of Ketamine 2. Tried to remember where I left my chainsaw 3. Spent an hour looking for my sunglasses before realising I was waring them 4. Actively avoided contact with my children 5. Practiced my Sieg Heil saluting style in front of a full length mirror
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
There is a non-zero chance that musk will find a shit ton of gold "missing" from Fort Knox, which Trump will pocket and then send Kash Patel to frame and arrest Trump's latest enemy of the week.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Musk and Bannon have been at war. Can their mutual love of Nazi salutes heal the rift?
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Where the fuck are all the student protesters with their "free Palestine" and "from the river to the sea" signs. Where the actual fuck?
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
DEI is the new Deep State
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
What's the over/under on Trump bringing out a MAGA Atlas that has "Gulf of America" and "America Canal" in it. It will cost $59.99 and schools will be made to buy and teach it.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The less bread Trump delvers, the more circus he will bring
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Adrian Dittman is the David Dennison of John Barrons
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The US won't invade Canada, Denmark or Greenland because, if it did, those countries would invoke Article 5 and the US would be obliged to assist them against their own attack.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
At some point, Trump will feel the need to ritually humiliate Musk to put him in his place. What silly name will he give him?
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Trump isn't even in the White House yet and he has already; *stopped Haitian immigrants from eating pets *ceased kids gender reassignment surgery at schools *stopped abortions after birth and *made it safe to say "Happy Christmas" again
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Poor Giuliani. How could he possibly have known that hitching his wagon to Trump would lead to financial, vocational, social and reputational ruin.
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kingsleycrisp.bsky.social @kingsleycrisp.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
"Quite a lovely animal Captain. I feel strangely drawn to it"
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