Reposted by Shawn KingMonte Freeman @montef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026“A touchscreen MacBook Pro…” Never once in my life have I ever wanted to touch the screen of my laptop. 😳 I have come close to chopping off fingers of others who have tried! 🪓 102 2
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026Silly elephants. I only need one…🖕🏼mastodon.social 000 1
Reposted by Shawn KingJon Mitchell @ablaze.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026Cry me a river of recipe blogger tears while I play a violin the size of a hydrogen atom. Do you hear yourself??? “The problem is that converting a recipe into easy-to-follow instructions in Apple’s own format also strips it of its context” ISN’T IT WONDERFUL […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 301 3
Reposted by Shawn KingIan Betteridge @ianbetteridge.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026One thing to remember if you're trying to understand Trump's continual love of Putin. Putin is an enemy of the west. He's an enemy of democracy. He's an enemy of the rights of ordinary people. But he's not an enemy of the rich. 027 7
Reposted by Shawn KingAlexander Karn @xankarn.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026The MAGA stains on American democracy will never be rinsed out in my lifetime. For however long I have--20 years, 30 years, a week, or a day--we will always be the country that did those things. I don't know how many can really accept this. 4012 12
Reposted by Shawn KingThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/10/2026ADAM JOHNSON: “The raid on @repilhan’s home has thus far received zero of the above media interventions. No editorials, no opinion columns in the Times, Post, or Journal…” theintercept.com/2026/10/15/i... 19256092165 5.6K
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026Why should he? Most of the rest of us don’t either…🤷♂️journa.host 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026As someone not steeped in the “magic” of the Marvel Universe, I’m probably not the target audience for the first two episodes of “Vision Quest.” I think it’s silly at best. Mostly…meh… But GOD DAMN do I love watching James Spader act. I wish there was a whole show with JUST him as Ultron […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 010 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026Time flies…😢 October 15th, 2017: I moved in with my girlfriend Melissa - a beautiful, funny, smart, sexy, sweet, sensitive redhead. October 15th, 2021: I moved out from my physically, mentally, and emotionally abusive wife Melissa. 100 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026Just when you thought these idiots couldn’t get any stupider…🤦🏼♂️mastodon.social 101 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026That’s fair. After all, Canada is monitoring the midterms for signs of intelligent life down there…😳🤦🏼♂️🤷♂️flipboard.com 000 0
Reposted by Shawn KingNate Barham @natebarham.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026I have insta-bought every generation of TV except the first one. I cannot imagine ever enjoying a TV without one attached. For me, that product *IS* the interface to TV. $299 is fucking joke! What are you doing, Apple?! If it isn’t going to be a full on gaming console, it should have come […]wandering.shopOriginal post on wandering.shop 003 3
Reposted by Shawn KingA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt. 5655091326 5.5K
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026Well…he BETTER be! I mean HE’S IN SPACE, after all! 🤣flipboard.com 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026“Joni Mitchell Sworn In as a U.S. Citizen” For many, many reasons, this makes me very sad. 😢 variety.com/2026/music/news/joni-mi…variety.comJoni Mitchell Sworn In as a U.S. Citizen, Capping ‘a Journey That Began 62 Years Ago’Joni Mitchell was pictured smiling as she was sworn in as a U.S, citizen, more than six decades after first moving to the United States. 030 3
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026I have little interest in Siri AI in general but to talk to my TV? I *already* do that watching most NFL games…😂 And pay $300+ for the privilege? Fuck that, Apple.mastodon.social 101 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026One of these people is full of shit… 000 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026OK..this orange fucking idiot is just trolling us now, isn't he…? 🤦🏼♂️flipboard.com 200 2
Reposted by Shawn KingAmbivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026"I went to the Nazi bar and I didn't see any politics" says more about you than you maybe realise 01228 28
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Well…he's not wrong…. "President Donald Trump told a crowd of supporters at a rally in Clarksville, Tennessee, that he could "say the stupidest things" and they would still applaud him.” 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026“A study of nearly 165,000 U.S. workers found that good managers, fair pay and feeling appreciated were more important for job satisfaction than where or how people worked.” YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO “STUDY” THAT. You could have just used COMMON SENSE…🤦🏼♂️newsie.social 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Well…this is a disturbing ad to see at 3am…😳 000 0
Reposted by Shawn KingDan Gillmor @dangillmor.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026All corruption, all the time in Trump world -- nothing comes remotely close to this level of sleaze in American history. www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-is-the-p…thebulwark.com‘Trump Is the Picasso of Corruption’The grift is relentless, the conflicts are everywhere, and the public keeps getting stuck with the tab. 0110 10
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026In “honour” of my successful colonoscopy, I made these Baked Apple Cider Doughnuts as muffins…SO GOOD! cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1019593… 230 3
Reposted by Shawn KingIan Betteridge @ianbetteridge.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026You absolutely know that Hegseth will be fapping for days thinking about this, the odious little man. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oc… 108 8
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026More good news! Results from my colonoscopy were completely negative….Whew… Next one is in three years - hopefully, someone will have invented a better tasting prep formula by then…🤮 200 2
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Yesterday, I *finally* got someone at Canada Post to give me at least some information. My iPhone Trade In package was NOT sent to some unknown “Canada Post Secure Verification Center." It is simply being held until a sufficient number of UPS packages had piled up to call UPS for a pickup… […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 100 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026To this day I still remember that evening prayer as a child: “…if I should die before I wake…” WTAF!? I’M SIX! Are you saying I could DIE in my sleep? Well then - FUCK THAT! I'm just not going to go to sleep!mastodon.nz 000 0
Reposted by Shawn KingMonte Freeman @montef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Does anyone recognize this image? I think it was an original Apple stock wallpaper/background image, but I don’t remember from what iOS version or what it was called. #Apple #iOS #wallpaper #images 001 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Proof that Siri still isn’t ready for prime time. We limit the size and weight of vehicles on our ships. So I asked Siri, “What is the curb weight of an electric Lincoln Navigator?” and got this result. Ok. But… I was standing next to three of them…🤦🏼♂️ 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026It's "funny" how that idiot of a governor thinks Canadian Snowbirds will meekly accept a significant tax increase. Canadians are nice, not *stupid*. They are leaving Florida in droves. Dumb ass.flipboard.com 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026RE: mastodon.social/@verge/117376902833… Narrators Voice: “No - they're really not…”mastodon.social 001 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026RE: mastodon.social/@KingShawn/11736622… I KNEW this was going to go to shit… I go to the local post office. “We sent your UPS package to our verification center.” “Where is that?” “ I don’t know.” “ How do I contact them?” “I don’t know.” “How do I get my package back?” Say […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 100 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026“White House misspelled United States in 'super intelligence' accord” Top to bottom, Trump has hired “only the best people…” 🤦🏼♂️ www.snopes.com/fact-check/united-st… 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026RE: mastodon.social/@KingShawn/11736544… One piece of good news…I called Apple and they have extended my return time frame for the trade in…whew… Next up - going to my local post office and hoping they have it… 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026GODDAMMITALLTOHELL!! Big Doofusan strikes again…🤬 I got the box from Apple to send back my iPhone 16 for my trade in. Packaged it up nice and put it in the mailbox last Saturday. Today I get a notification from Apple saying they hadn’t received it yet. WTF!? I check the tracking number and […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 200 2
Reposted by Shawn KingJoel Truher @joeltruher.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026@KingShawn I have the same lament. The first season was so good, not because of the surface sentimentality but because of the structure, the actual risk and development in the characters, in particular of Ted himself. This season, there are hints of that sort of thing, but thinly drawn, and […]sfba.socialOriginal post on sfba.social 001 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026RE: mastodon.social/@KingShawn/11736368… Coach Beard and Roy are completely wasted. Rebecca's relationship with the Dutch pilot is also pointless. And the soccer scenes are just *atrocious*. Poorly shot/directed with actors who look like they have never even played the game […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Sadly, I'm THIS >< CLOSE to giving up on Ted Lasso. 😢 This season is simply…not funny and not interesting. The great thing about the previous seasons was the quirky characters. This season, the new characters are just…boring. Coach Alice is just an unrelenting sad sack and Tracey Ullman's […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 100 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026RE: mastodon.social/@zackwhittaker/1173… RSS is the only way I can tolerate Reddit. Without it, I won't even bother…🤷🏼♂️mastodon.social 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026RE: newsie.social/@TheConversationUS/11… This will be put into the category of “NO FUCKING SHIT!” 🤦🏼♂️newsie.social 000 0
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026RE: universeodon.com/@georgetakei/11735… That's easy… Because your Congress is full of either sycophants or gutless cowards.universeodon.com 101 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026“You will notice that Venetians walk very fast, are always in a hurry and follow specific rules to ensure there are no collisions in the very narrow “calle” (streets).” Nowhere in the article do they explain what those rules actually are…🤦🏼♂️ 100 1
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026OMG I would die of starvation and exhaustion because I'd spend 24 hours a day just walking around the penguins! 🤣❤️ "This piece by Daniel Rozin is 450 little plush penguins that turn as you move around them, creating shifting patterns of black and white.” www.instagram.com/p/Ddwymfip8Ms 200 2
Shawn King @kingshawn.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026“Sen Kennedy says no living politicians should have buildings named after them after Trump's moves” I'd argue no DEAD ones should either…😡 110 1