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King Pencil Dick

@kingpencildick.bsky.social
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I'm Mr. Weber.

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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm retiring to Disney World.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You need a bigger Dick.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I like your pencil.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It's probably me.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Dick Cheney's wife deserves a nice arrangement of roses.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Yodel.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Baby, baby!
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm selling everything to Disney.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
C'mon, get the Led out.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
You do what you gotta do.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Baby, baby.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Perfect.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Very good.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Walt Disney sucks bird poop.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The BBC gives you the good stuff.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I hire and fire.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Oops!
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It was fun.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Amazon sucks dog poop.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I like a good mystery.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I used a dark pencil.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I love playing the meat flute.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Thank you.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Wow.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I missed the French Open.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I was selling barbecues and couldn't make it to the funeral.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of a rocket being launched
ALT: a black and white photo of a rocket being launched
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I want to start selling boner pills.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Dick Tracy is a really cool fictional police detective.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Cool.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
From the beloved it short-lived reboot of The Dick Van Dyke Show.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Hancock.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Columbo, Los Angeles detective and dick.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I want you in my rearview mirror.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Indeed.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I love me some queen of metal.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Don't forget to turn the monitors off.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I can give you meat.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Gimme some of that Mary Poppins action.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We need to step it up.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
There's no escape.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I love it.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I get pissed.
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King Pencil Dick @kingpencildick.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I embrace my name and that is why I'm your pencil dick.
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