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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 27/08/2026

What kind of fuckass title is this lmao

An advertisement for a show called The Murder Detective lmao

Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 22/08/2026

Account likes are public. If he went through and blocked people who had liked posts, for example, saying he was having a 'pissy fit', that would explain it. You and your partner are welcome to like and do as you want on here, but saying he MUST be coordinated with a doxxer is wrong and dangerous.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 22/08/2026

Watching Haunting of Hill House in which a bunch of ghosts stand ominously in the background of scenes, and my dog decides it's the perfect time to sit up and stare just out the living room door like someone is there arrrggh so I get revenge with a baby picture

Brindle dog upside down whose fangs are showing as his jowls flop about

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 19/08/2026

Here are a couple of the quotes, one you liked. Like maybe the vomiting emoji was a reference to the concept? I dunno. I think the other is clearly a reference to the art. People are being shitty though.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 14/06/2026

If you like urban fantasy, Max Gladstone's Craft Sequence is great. A world where magic is essentially worked by lawyers making contracts with gods.

The cover of Three Parts Dead, a book by Max Gladstone. A black woman in a suit holds a glowing sword; behind her is an urban street scene.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 13/04/2026

The ultimate gaming command

A blue and pink Tamagotchi. The screen reads 'COLLECT MORE POOPS BY CLEAN POOP'

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 09/04/2026

Ouuugh I can feel it... I'm having contractions... I'm dilating... the baby is COMING...

A picture of a blue Tamagotchi Paradise devicd

A notification that the Tamagotchi Paradise will be delivered today

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 20/02/2026

All three remain!!! To my despair!!!!

ahhhHHH white kitten screaming at camera

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 20/02/2026

the t-third kind, officer...

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 19/01/2026

Meanwhile this sinister little Shuck is mad at me because I have no whole tomatoes to feed him currently

A wretched brindle dog sits glaring at the cameraman, ravenous for tomato

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 07/12/2025

A movie you've watched more than six times: The Mothman Prophecies

A sketchbook featuring unsettling drawn dark winged figures

A tearful woman with an oxygen tube in her nose, looking at something

A washed out image of a man approaching the camera, shrouded in light, whose coat almost resembles folded wings

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 24/11/2025

When youre done gooning and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 22/11/2025

What's it like dating your partner with only screenshots

A puppy waddles confidently home via Iceland

Marley asks me to add things to her to do list then threatens to cut into me like cake if I refuse

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 05/11/2025

These creatures in Dead Space 2 are more upsetting than the exploding baby zombies

A poster advertising Extinct Animal Friend... plushies? Figures? They all have giant staring eyes, the worst being a neon orange chimp staring into your soul.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 05/11/2025

We found a fucking giant mushroom

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 25/10/2025

They're doing fucked up school cake at the bakery. The eye is gummy. Its so nasty and I feel like a feral little ghoul when I devour it.

A piece of chocolate school cake with orange icing and colorful sprinkles. A gummy eye sits on top.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 07/09/2025

What flavour is Kin woah....

Gay deer fursona with long hair and a floral t shirt

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 31/07/2025

Marley also drew me this and I have no idea what my t shirt says but I know she loves meeee

Kin as an ouppy with shaggy long hair and a t-shirt that reads 'idiot' on it

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 26/07/2025

From our Big Walk yesterday

A clear sunny day, a view of rows of houses down a hillside, able to see very far away to great green hills

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 14/07/2025

He saw a wild rabbit just before this so his brain was a bag full of bees

A brindle dog who is stupid sits in front of a Norbot statue, part of the Gromit Unleashed art trail. The Norbot has a popcorn and sweeties design to it and is called Sweet and Tidy. The dog, Jeff, king moron of stupid hill, is looking distractingly past the camera taking his photo in case more wild rabbits pass by.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 12/06/2025

I stole a #mootreats from @highlandheifer.bsky.social and it was crunchy tasty good yorm yorm yorm!!! Biscuit and Brownie...... MORE

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 23/02/2025

In more important news we designed Sanrio characters. I designed Buck My Life Gottam, a deer with squiggly antlers. In Sanrio style, his background is that he likes Vimto and keeps stumbling on murder scenes by accident

Three doodled characters, in supposed Sanrio style. One is a deer with squiggle antlers called Buck My Life Gottam, one is a cat with giant eyes called Gatzooks, and one is a fox called For Fox Sake

Buck My Life Gottam looks nervous, glances away, does a karate kick, and kisses himself

Buck My Life Gottam runs after Gatzooks as he rolls away. He also jumps up and down.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 02/02/2025

He's the oldest baby in the world and he has every disease known to humanity

A sleeping brindle dog with his face smooshed in an unflattering way, and his mouth hanging open to show his little teefies

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 20/12/2024

Oh my God this gif is six pixels but she is a HOT BITCH

Nikki in a Marilyn Monroe inspired sexy outfit

Nikki in a fucking miracle outfit that's all green and gorgeous and frilly

Nikki in her pink birthday magical girl outfit

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 19/12/2024

We watched the Invisible Man (2020). It's fucked up!!! Good tho. Gorgeous cinematography. I did my Xmas shopping too today so now I'm sleepy and gay.

Sleepy doggy... he have he eyes closed and he have brindle fur...

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 17/12/2024

Off until Monday!! Gonna finish Xmas shopping, visit parents at the weekend, aaaand otherwise just fuck around yesss

Pixelated horse sprints down vent, stops, stares at you. Gif does not loop.

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 13/12/2024

We played Marvel Rivals and someone on our team was called GayCumGaming and Marley found his YouTube channel. Good for him.

GayCumGamings YouTube is mostly homoerotic Overwatch clips called Cumtages

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Kin Goliard @kingoliard.itch.io · 04/12/2024

Almost exactly the same as last year except Sabrina Carpenter snuck in there because every time I play Espresso I can picture Lizzik Fortnite doing his gay dance to it and it makes me happy :]