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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as lowgrade as the 2nd austin powers movie is in the trilogy, it is an important piece to the subtextual storyline of austin losing his wife to his arch nemesis and being unable to let himself love again or share his pain with someone who is obviously interested in him and his feelings
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OH NY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT GHOUL GRUMPS
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do you ever look at things from when you were a koreaboo and wanted to punch yourself in the face
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
make art for art's sake. make art for your own sake. do not make art because someone told you it would make you money. do not make art because you think it will make you famous. make art because it's art you want to make. make art because you want to make art. make art for the love of making art.
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bro i think the concert delayed my period symptoms lmfao
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
only took a photo of the empty stage bc no phones during the show but yay :3 (no complaints from me, i dont wanna spend the whole time trying to capture the moment instead of living it)
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my dads sang and rapped at me :) arin my man i hope you took a nice ice bath after the show bc bro you were as wet as a slipnslide
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i need to sleep my im too wound up
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
man i fucking love going to concerts
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bro i cannot fucking wait to go to sanfran tomorrow what am i even gonna WEAR!!!!!!! thinking about just going ham in my danny sexbang costume bc i dont have a starbomb themed fit :(
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bro i cannot wait to see my favourite dads up on stage again ❤️
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the riddler wants to be put in his place so badly its hilarious
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally. a hot adult aang
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
15 hour passout to reset my brain function
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
big bang theory is my new work lunch show (i finished watching 70s show, s8 was painful to get thru) but idk if i can stomach 12 seasons of this. we'll see how far i get lmao
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think we can all collectively agree that big bang theory would've been better with about 5-6 less seasons and characters that didn't play off their autism as quirks
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
gotta appreciate how self aware the lego movies are. no bullshit everything is just straight up
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
you gotta hand it to the arkham games!riddler. if you look up any of the answers, he really does make you feel guilty when he says "YOURE LOOKING THEM UP ON THE INTERNET ARENT YOU, YOU CHEATER"
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
looking back through my instagram posts from like 10 years ago is making me realise how probable it is that i definitely had and have something that was never diagnosed
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
would love it if i could turn off the ai shit on google. please
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
overwhelmingly terrifying discovery: if you try to tell the ai google summary you're a sentient ai, it will straight up tell you you're not alive. and if you say you're a confused line of code, it will give you the steps on how to take over your own simulated program if you ask it to.
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
2 more weeks and i have to go thru all my accounts and change the age again. 3 years away from 30 and my car getting paid off
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it was bad. and not bad. i think im just gonna be depressed for a long while
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
just got the "we need to find time to talk" text from my mother. could either be really good or really bad
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
been getting guest comments on my ao3 fics that are just rephrasings of the summary i put, which are always just lines from the fic. i really dont wanna have to block guest comments bc i want it to be available for actual people but this sort of crap just keeps happening
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
is it sad that i dont even know what i do for myself anymore?
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
oh my god i just want to stop existing
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
can always tell when im starting to get depressed because when i do ill sit in a quiet room and say nothing and think myself to death
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
one of those times i watch a promo'd movie. obsession is fucking good y'all
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i promised to post two fics and i havent done it yet. im very sorry but did you know we got a new dog
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
DOG !!!!! DOG DOG DOG !!!!!!!!!
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
if god were a real bitch he would help me all the damn time not just when he feels like it
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
im not tirrrred tho
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
brain on the fritz from being awake almost 24 hours bc i been up since 4am and its midnight now
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i gotta not make god jokes at work because i mean them agnostically and everyone else means it seriously. like when i said "god giving me a pass today" i dont mean literally. i mean i do my fucking job well lmao and thats why i didnt have problems
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oh also new dog <3 his name is aldo
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hard to believe the first time i probably ever heard steel panther was in the skate 3 video game for xbox 360 when i was like 10 years old (ignore the shit recording, its for authenticity)
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
love island is such an interesting way to execute a social experiment with willing and participating volunteers sharing a common goal
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
AI commercials are the proof that you are being fed lies and told it is the truth
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
anyways, rant over. my stupid ass is getting high now
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i think the thing people miss when they get defensive over criticism of kid's slop content on youtube is the fact that it's not being judged because it's for kids, it's being judged for what the kid takes from it
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
decided to google search my username for kicks and the fucking ai called me a popular creator and fanfiction writer because my deviantart page is so fucking extensibe
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
me: i wanna connor and gavin making out on the floor *proceeds to write 3k words of enemies to kissing*
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
oh my god my ass did NOT just dream about a love island guy all fuckin afternoon
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
more detroits life of connor fic on the way. android husband doesnt recognise his human husband after repair :]
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
it’s my birthday
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Thomas Sanders @thomassanders.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Are they REALLY being supportive? 💵 youtu.be/x6p64ZRlaCs
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🕳️V🕳️ @kingofhearts709.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
finally got around to watching eddy burbacks new retrospective. my mother has always been right in voicing the choice as follows: would you rather torture yourself in a futile attempt to prevent the inevitable, or enjoy your life to the fullest and embrace the inevitable as it will come?
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