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KingNooblit

@kingnooblit.bsky.social
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Variety Content Creator who has way too many hours in Stardew Valley

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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Eziyra just looked at our fish and said "Man... these guys have never had to sit in a zoom call and hear 'can every see my screen?' ... what a life they live"
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Hey @stevedangle20.bsky.social we got our YouTooz in! Found a perfect place for him to sit as well!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Me: Trying to get a good thumbnail shot from last weeks 120 runs Lichatton: BOMBS EVERYWHERE Someone else: SPAM CLUB SWINGS Third person: I'ma keep moving and stand on top of other people so it looks weird Anyways mines 120 live right now! youtube.com/live/4p1E1YW...
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Stardew Valley Speedruns! 8 Player Mines 120
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The feels when you are 0.2% of the way to the 1 Mil Subscriber Button
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a cartoon scene from spongebob squarepants with the words " almost there " on the bottom
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Is it good? I haven't seen it at all 🤔
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Oh, the fun of working in an airport... Person: "Hey, where can I meet up with my friend/family?" Me: "It's just this way right over there." Person: "Awesome, thank you!" *Immediately walks the opposite direction* Every time...
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Theres a lot of other corals that DONT try to kill you. XD idk why this one was on there. The other 9 in the list dont have this problem.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Me researching beginner corals for a fish tank Pro's: very hardy, grows fast in any environment, very colourful with lots of colour options Con's: worst toxins you can get, will kill you without gloves, glasses, and mask I'm sorry?! BEGINNER?!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
AGDQ Donations mean so much more when the reason you're alive is cause of early cancer detection! Go watch GDQ, donate if you can, share if you can't, support the grind, and enjoy the amazing content! The runs have been absolutely amazing this year!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Watching storm chasers get someone out of the snow bank, only for them to drive 20 feet and immediately get stuck again is so funny. Its 100% their fault, btw a low rider should not be trying to get over windrows...
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Watching this snowstorm in Kansas is crazy. I've driven through this kinda storm like 3+ times a year. People need some help driving here...
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
TALENTED! PLAY TALENTED!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Are you like... renovating your bathroom or something? You can go to a gym to shower, bro.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
After buying headphones back in 2018, they officially passed away today. A big F to my Sony WH-1000x M3's that have lasted me over 6 years... at least I can upgrade to the M4's now!
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Eziyra @eziyra.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Kicking off 2025 content with another Stardew farmhouse design
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
How can I make sure I write the correct year on stuff instead of the previous year for 2-3 weeks into the new year?
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Eziyra who has lived in this house for over 3 years: "Ugh, I hate how our microwave doesn't have an add 30 seconds button!" Me: *pushes add 30 seconds button* Eziyra: *stunned silence*
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The feels when I set my computer to render videos for 40+ minutes so I'm not allowed to use my PC for video games or youtube... I have essentially put myself in a timeout...
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Officially finished Chemo Therapy. CT scan next month to verify everything, but as far as I'm concerned, I have beaten cancer.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If you are a Canadian that legally consumes alcohol... 40 creek does a nanaimo bar cream liquor that is literally the perfect thing to add to hot chocolate around Christmas time. A little whipped cream, crushed candy cane on top?! Boy you got a winner for the Christmas after party right there!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Imagine posting this without a link! Now I have to actually search for 30 seconds to find it myself?! Dang it, Sal!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I feel so bad commenting about this cause I know the USA has it so much worse... but god I hate how Canadas disability EI lasts only 6 months. Going through December on zero income while doing Chemo is so frustrating.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This art is top tier, sir. Wish I had these skills!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
God dang it radar! This game looks so good, but I wanna play it without spoilers!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
When you say, "Screw it, I'm making pulled pork Sandwhiches!" Its always a good day.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Thats... an unfortunate chapter...
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
👀
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Please go watch my youtube content 🥲 I need to afford a stand mixer for the muffins I have to make in 2 weeks...
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It takes 11 mins to bake the cookies... it takes 2-3 hours to get to that point. Don't start at 3 pm and think "Oh I'll get back to the stuff I'm working by 4 pm while the cookies are in the oven!" It's 7 pm now... courtesy of not having an electric mixer... 4/4
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If you are decorating cookies, don't use 30 different shapes. It's really REALLY hard to come up with 30 different freaking designs for cookies when you are decorating them! Instead, do like 2 or 3, then you can change colours and sprinkles and make it 1000x easier. 3/4
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When it says 1/4 tsp of almond extract and 2 tsp of vanilla extract, the reason is because almond extract is powerful AF. The house used to smell like cloves now it smells like cloves and almonds and I only used 1/2 A TSP!!! 2/4
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Omg. Please send help. Baking is kicking my ass. A thread: When a recipe says use electric mixer, don't think "Nah me a big strong man, me have huge biceps, me no need machine for help" creaming the butter with sugar alone will ruin you. 1/4
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Keep... i english good
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
For those of you that wanna krep caught up on specific peoples posts, here you go! Ty Hank!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
when its 60% of the house and you're trying to eat pizza which now tastes like cloves cause of the smell? Yes!!!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I made Ginger Snap cookies yesterday... and my house STILL SMELLS LIKE CLOVES please send help T.T ...they taste great though
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Got suited up for working in the hanger next week on some airplanes. Ngl, I'm looking sexy af.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Christmas tree is up! Christmas lego purchased for a few more decorations, and a puzzle advent calendar ready to go for dec 1st. Rocking christmas plans this year!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I agree! I do love the old ones. Called my gf immediately when I saw Plowy Mcplowface irl for the first time, but I wanna see the new names!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Edmonton (the city I live in) has named some of their snow plows and you can track them online... they added new names like Plower rangers and ctrl salt delete XD
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hot apple cider just hits different at 8 am after shoveling the snow off your driveway.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
In other words... if you like the content like the content, if you wanna share the content with other people who might like it RT it. Try and add to the content through a comment for further interaction on the post... do what the buttons are intended for XD
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I do believe code geass had 2 seasons tyvm. Check mate
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So its radar :)
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Concerned Ape went and did another concert? This man is just stealing all my time and money. Stop making such cool stuff, sir!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Removing the image of the jaguar baffles me... but if I pretend that was ok, the font change is atrocious!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Not to say there isnt issues with the How To Train Your Dragon live action... but can we all appreciate that hiccup isn't acted by Chris Pratt?
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Such a good cheap game!
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It actually does. Your taste buds react differently on a plane. Its why a lot of peoples favorite drink is tomato juice. Loads of really cool videos about it.
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KingNooblit @kingnooblit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You are clearly the hottest person you know Jake 👍
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