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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 4h
and mental health...
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 4h
this whole show is a lesson on nature vs nurture
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 5h
Xylence....i've seen some names
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 15h
this man just be talking out the side of his neck...
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 15h
wait, what's wrong with eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as an adult?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tina Tuesdays, has become a highlight of my week. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePu...
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Megan Thee Stallion - Is You Cool? - Tina Tuesday Freestyle
YouTube video by Megan Thee Stallion
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somewhere between touch starved and not wanting to be bothered.
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my head hurts now…
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this first application is making me not want to read any of the others
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
Alt: That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's time to get back to pirating because the amount of commercials in this show has upset me so much
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there is a Glee karokee game that has the the version of Amber P Riley's vocals for "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" oh this is gonna be a terrible decision for people to try, some might die.
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm in a mood and only want chicken nuggets....
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whenever condom talk comes up i always remember when i was working retail and how this guy returned condoms (Magnums) because they were too small and at one point lifted his entire bulge and put it on the counter (he was in a singlet) he exchanged them for the thinner/bigger ones lol
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i understand the chicken au poivre hype
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is this their way to legitimize the bowl cut fuck boy?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what in the ever loving fuck....
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
again i ask, people like this?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
again this show is something...
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
where am i getting dinner?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don't think i felt like grading responses today, and yet here i am....
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𝒜𝓁𝑜𝓎𝓈𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 #WAWG @keemfraiche.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he got his trophy boy he wanted
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who have i become, watching glass blowing videos?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i need to eat before i get a headache like yesterday
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m not waiting around for a meeting not even on my calendar
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you are exactly who i thought you were. a misogynistic snow kween.
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weird way to announce you have a flat ass framing it as being built like a man.
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Cardi B Making Funny Expressions
Alt: Cardi B Making Funny Expressions
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when did underarmour start making dress shirts?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
why did he fuck this woman again?
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh lovely, y’all being weird about MAL.
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
reaching out to me via a hookup site to ask for your job back at a company i haven’t worked at in years is crazy
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
welp i won't be at MAL this year so...
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it was 3 mins and the tickets for MAL sold out...
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
picked up and made a woman the villain…
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh episode 3 is where it picks up
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“choosing men who don’t want you is a fear of intimacy” i didn’t need to be read by an instagram reel of an interview but here we are.
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Jewels Sparkles' Shocked Reaction
Alt: Jewels Sparkles' Shocked Reaction
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sinister is exclusively a Cyclops villain since when?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think i need a social media detox.
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ppl really be getting fooled by these people using dildos
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i’m convinced Tesla drivers can’t actually drive
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
why is everyone's voice so damn gravelly
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
people actually like this?
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i'm already bored with this show...
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
not every thought needs to be shared...
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Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
Alt: Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's thick and pretty
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i have so many questions about the DC Goat Man now 😂
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
CFOs being in direct succession for the CEO role is a misstep to me but also above my pay grade
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Wait, what’s his name again… @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
every time he sends me a reel of this man he needs up on my timeline and his voice is annoying and he acts like he has money but always looks broke. plus everyone has spilled his tea online
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