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King Mess

@kingmess.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Trying to figure out this app. Is 🔵🦋 is were all the 🪣💦🔗 👟 are?

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RubberNLube @rubbernlube.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I don’t generally post stuff which isn’t me but honestly this gunge tank is so technically impressive that I just have to share it. I’d love to get hit with a torrent like that, and the gold colour is awesome.
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would gladly be your taste tester for that masterpiece 🤤😏
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Messy Mark @messychavboi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Gungy trackies are my favourite thing in the whole world
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hauledtidalmisfit @hauledtidalmisfit.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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GungeMad @gungemad.com · 12/05/2026
I don't trust those plastic pants, look about ready to split www.gungemadstore.com/store/let-it...
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Paul B @messyjock.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What a fucking klutz! Hired an idiot to do the #gunge cleanup. (no audio) #slapstick
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I can't believe gravy hasn't been suggested, a lovely thick batch of course to pad up the volume 😝
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
What about a last minute suggestion of tinned sardines or anchovies?
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GungeMad @gungemad.com · 06/03/2025
Pink, wink, etc. www.gungemadstore.com/store/the-se...
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Gunge James @gungejames.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day 😙
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Messy Mark @messychavboi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This shiny nylon keeps everything I put inside it close against my skin. Watch what goes in there by checking out the link on my profile
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Thanks lad 🪣🫟😈
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Write a dare list and a reprieve list. Assign 5 dares and 1 reprieve to random numbers on a dice. Role the dice and he has complete the associated task/forfeit. Repeat until 60 mins has past. I can assist draft the lists if necessary 😈
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Pop to the shops and buy some cans. Starting with baked beans, guess how many beans there are in a can and then count them. If you guessed incorrectly you have to wear the contents. After 6 attempts you have to move to a different substance. A shopping list can be provided on request! 😄
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm guessing B but totally in agreement with D. I hope you got him good!
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The first tanking should be what you arrive wearing 😅 You'll have to choose wisely!
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I'm having too much fun thinking and suggesting items for this; most of which I wouldn't dare do to myself 😅 My next suggestion is sliced Gherkins, including the juice 🤢
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I reckon a red coloured messy substance. Beans, spaghetti hoops.....someone in a tomato based sauce. I love where your aim too 😆😅
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Each one would be a different colour to make it very photogenic 😁😆 And if it wasn't warm enough I might have to join you and provide proper hugs 😅😆
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
🪣🫟🫟🫟 Sending warming buckets covering you from head to toe
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Mayo or salad cream to bulk up the volume 🤔 Maybe I've some milk. If spoilt even nastier 😅
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Messy Mark @messychavboi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Little bit of splatter...
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Oh it's starting to get real gross now! I throw cat food (fish flavoured) into the mix 😆
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A thin porridge needs added to the mix as well.
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Darn, I forgot the cottage cheese layer!
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Time for another sweet layer I reckon after the tomato soup, beans, mushy peas and marshmallow fluff. Liquid chocolate sauce (ie. not Nutella) should be next, spread nice and evenly.
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
However that's more for round 2 or 3. Round 1 should be a nasty bucket or two, kept for recycling later on, and him washed, redressed and blindfolded for round 2.
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Loving the mention of handcuffs so avoidance is nearly impossible. A hot body like that needs to be drenched in layers of contrasting colours of natrosol. Maybe with an element of pot luck of it is warm or cold 😈 And a head dunk starter and a wrestle finisher I reckon.
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
And maybe a thin layer of milk to ensure no disasters 😇😆
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
You've got to start the bucket off with a thin vegetable oil layer like a buttering a tin for a cake. Wouldn't want any of that slop wasted sticking to the bucket! 😅
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exploring1991.bsky.social @exploring1991.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Can anyone lend me some Vanish?
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MessySubPup @messysubpupcooper.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
After playing connect 4 twice @gungewedgiesub.bsky.social which i lost both games i had to face my messy fate. I had to face 4 buckets of cold gunge, 4 pies and 3 cartons of custard. Wearing the lovely Gunge Subs t-shirt which the amazing and lovely @kittkinky.bsky.social designed and made.
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Green and pink mix. A fantastic contrast to blue/ purple 😆
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thegungee.bsky.social @thegungee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
In my happy place 🥰
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Oooops, did he slip with a bucket of custard in his hand? How inconvenient! 😅😝
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SlimyAthlete @slimyathlete.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Gungewedgiesub @gungewedgiesub.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I should have known better than to trust the fact I was there for just a photo...
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MessyWaffle @messywaffle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When you loose, get dunked, then loose again 😭 @goopquest.bsky.social
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Gelboy84 @gelboy84.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Throwback to the night in Ibiza where friends dared me to sit over a gunge tank in a club — and got what I richly deserved.
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Absolutely phenomenal. I think I may have to add this as a bucket list item! Great setup and a dunking that didn't disappoint 😊
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gunge time twice, just for the mere suggestion that he should be spared. Maybe a surprise second gunging when he thought it was all over 😆🤭
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Someone is going to have a fantastic evening! 🪣🫟😌
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King Mess @kingmess.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Wow, absolutely fantastic. What an incredible evening you must have had! I didn't know clubs were still doing messy forfeit nights.
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Gunge James @gungejames.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Someone pulled that lever and got their own back! It's always been my biggest gunge fantasy to be plunged into a pool of slime, this weekend it happened at the epic @goopquest.bsky.social! Genuinely can't recommend it enough; an amazing experience (I didn't want to get out) and a brilliant host
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Gunge Busted @gungebusted.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
When the consistency and colour is bang on... 😋
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thegungee.bsky.social @thegungee.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Did I mention gunge turns me on? 🍆
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IntrepidSubmissive @intrepidsubmissive.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Don’t think I’ve ever shared these photos from a meet with the awesome @messytradieuk.bsky.social Got to wear some of his filthy stinky workwear (which really turns me on) 🥵🥵🥵🥵 and then got drenched in proper slop from his machine - loved every second of it 🥰🥰🥰🥰 here’s a before + after 😉😋
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