King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw a lot of people genuinely upset Komaro Michinoko has no ass and I am here to inform you it couldn’t be me 1202
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey man you wanna hang out? I CAN SEE KIRBY, I CAN SEE THE FUTURE KIRBY ITS NOT PRETTY! 4221
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alright, opening 5 slots! AND having a fire sale for the remaining cows - $65 each! 13012
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ma'am, where are the watermelon-flavored candy- I mean the cantaloupe- I mean the milk-flavor- I mean 023948
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Orange is the first one down! The rest remain! 2335
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alright, last wave of shortstack cows! $80 each, P*pal only, DM me to grab one 110614
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ok, wave 2 of the shortstack cow adopts! $80 each, P*pal only, DM if interested 08116
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is my most popular post on Twitter 4563105
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Red has been acquired! The other two remain 0132
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Adoptables! Shortstack cow girls available $80 each, P*pal only, DM if interested 08216
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I read Crisis on Infinite Earths and it does the One Piece “thing happens and there are 47 additional panels showing everyone’s reactions” thing, but better because the layout is actually appealing and the thing happening in question is actually important 0101
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gimme a Z! Gimme a C! Gimme a U! Gimme a P! 219141
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Chris is ok, she's just been traveling 117633
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Witness the tomboy in her natural habitat 320739
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I forgot what I was going to caption this 230264
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’m ambivalent on fumos (I prefer chocopuni), but finding out the Ran one has a fuckass lot of tails made me sit up straight 0285
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Statements made by 30 year old men: My brother took me to a comic book store yesterday and I got a Batman and a comic about a samurai 050
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Okie-doke, adoptable time! Sheep, Cow, and Pig $80 each, or $250 to "buy the farm" and get them all DM me if interested 37919
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Don't stand above a boss in Mina the Hollower Worst mistake of my life 060
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Uzaki is seriously one of the sexiest characters of all time, I can’t get over her 112115
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I got a thing on my phone that’s supposed to block out social media 37216
King Melon (closed) @kingmelon1.bsky.social · 30/05/2026As a pervert, I appreciate how the Nioh games go "yeah the female yokai look like normal humans with giant boobs" 1192
