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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

BORT FORT MCGORT IS NOW OUT FOR THE BLOOD OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE FEAR HIS WRATH FEAR HIS POWER FEAR HIS GAY POWERS he makes women gay

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

BORT FORT MCGORT he's a lesbian from Lebanon

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Bro I just bought a 4.4 BILLION YEAR old zircon crystal for $150aud Life is good Btw the earth is only 4.543 billion years old So this rock is only 143 million years younger than the fucking earth

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I defy god with every single action I do And on this faithful day he has chosen to punish me for my sacrilegious and heretical actions I have been shitting my guts out for 20 minutes Definitely not because I ate 50 McDonalds chicken nuggets

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

You ever shit so hard you think about your place in the universe You question everything you've ever known You fear the infinite nothing of the universe after it's unavoidable death I did And when I screamed in fear to god He screamed back

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I really want to make a game called John frunkle where you play as John frunkle the tax accountant And every 5 seconds you hear a voice that says beat your meat And you need to not do that in your place of work

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

You guys ever get the primal urge to start a Neolithic cult that worships Mēnô I do like every other week Will say it is a lot of fun Would recommend

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I like my women how I like my pizza Cooked in the oven for 20 minutes

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

i'm the type of guy to go into an all American diner and order one pancake with forty seven pickles on it and complain to the chef why are there pickles

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Pansexual should be renamed to bisexual+ or bi+

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Man i had such a fun week i went to the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park i got to see god's mistake, greater gastric sea, my little brother getting torn to shreds by a Abyssal Copepod, the north bronchial forest, so yea i had a great time

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Y'all ever get the ice cream out of the freezer and when you go to get a scoop you realise someone replaced the ice cream with fire

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Don't you guys just hate it when you find a wormhole to the 5th dimension in your cereal

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

What is your favourite flavour of azidoazide azide mine is apple blackcurrant

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

You ever hit on a girl and then you realise it was a pile of mayonnaise

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

y'all eat uranium 238 before or after enrichment

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

oh fiddlesticks i dropped the child what am i going to eat now

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King Luc @kingluc.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Just because my daughter is a bird does not mean I am a bird nor had any relations with a bird. My daughter/bird was spawned from the darkness she is a immortal creature and will be here long after you depart this world.

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