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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 1h
Man, what does it say about you when Diego Pavia was the person keeping it all together.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 3h
I think we all assumed that if they were spending tens of millions to get into FBS, that they would spend at least SOMETHING on players. But apparently not.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cant wait for the first time I get to say, "What did you just call it?"
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Harrison Barnes is still missing bunnies 15 years later
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean. . . that's kinda awesome
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm a longtime shareholder in Dre Greenlaw stock but I gotta stick up for our guy that ended up with his feet above his head. He thought he was just bumping a DB and then Greenlaw gets him when he's off balance.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They probably told him that he couldn't get his normal 15 yard penalty each game for something incredibly stupid. You gotta let him have one. The Niners understand thats just part of the bargain.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
20 some odd years ago the company I worked for came up with their social media policy. I made my dummy social media account that day.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One time I woke up in my own bed and was extremely confused. Partly because I was fully dressed, including shoes. But mostly because I started the day on the other side of the country and had no recollection of getting on the plane.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Biakabutuka! Biakabutuka! Biakabutuka! I dont know if it works like Beetlejuice, but its worth a try.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ive tried to explain this sketch to people on multiple occasions and I sound like a crazy person each time.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If he's correct with the count and also able to intentionally say "three four lokos". . . then he's just fine.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its the ACC scrapbook guy
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is definitely the first step in the human centipede
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hold on now, he could be talking about the Eagles
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sacramento Kings fan ringing a cowbell in the ears of Warriors GM Bob Myers then turning and screaming at the camera in triumph
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have no idea if the guy with the deep voice is doing anything when he's not doing the "Hey girl" stuff
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think about this in casinos. They play an awful lot of music that would be terrible to lose your life savings to.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How else will she fly a helicopter upside down over the port of Miami? You didnt think this one out.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most of my friends are exactly like that coach. "Youre like a 24/7 meat shop". Like, wtf does that even mean. Thats not a thing. But, I love it, and now its a saying.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Play better by trying harder? Or play better by making less mistakes? The trying harder seems more in the same realm as whether momentum is real. The latter seems like something that could actually happen.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most people just call it the SSIMSWNBACOTY Curse
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've traded watching foul balls for watching commercials and warm up pitches. So, ya, the people did enjoy the foul balls more.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a friend do this about 20 years ago. He now has six kids and is an extremely responsible parent. Go figure.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts is just a better looking Russell Wilson
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also this one
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You could probably make a movie about this
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was mumbling "oh ya" on each guy and then they panned over to the big man out in space and I just said "uh oh"
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You lose the chance at DPI if you throw to a guy underneath. That's gotta be worth some percentage points in the equation.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sean Payton had the ball at the 5 and the Rams with one timeout and they somehow got the ball back. This is bonus fuckery.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How did the Broncos leave the Rams with 45 seconds and one timout! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Broncos should've just run three times and got the clock to 15 seconds
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dang, I wish I still remembered my high school physics. There's totally a way to math this out and make a perfectly tuned upright.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jimmy G hurt his ankle, came back a bit early, and lost some of his mobility. Once he lost that step, he didnt have an answer for pressure and he started seeing ghosts. I dont think it was the Super Bowl or anyone figuring him out. I think it was just not having that extra club in his bag.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, it was only late because he dropped an easy catch
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And then almost stopped em on 3rd down. Ahh well. Back to Cal.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think there's a pretty good chance that Cooper Rush is the best Atlanta QB
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I couldn't tell if she had some college football knowledge or was getting them right from the context clues. Then, right as I was giving her credit for knowing ball she hit us with Eggos. What a rollercoaster.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly dont know the answer but doesnt it seem like a 6 hr flight with a 3 hr time zone change is worse than a 10 hr flight with no timezone change? Teams do the 6 hour one all the time. I dont really see why the the 10 hour option would be worse for you.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kruk eliminating opposing fans with the telestrator
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait until you find out about the Cleveland teams that were the best in baseball and still lost.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its not just the cumulative total or averages. Its the consistency. Like, they cant have more than 2 seasons in the last 20 that arent exactly the same.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
You A Cop
ALT: You A Cop
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There it is! We didnt even have a computer table when we first got it. It just sat on the ground.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As the best WR on my team used to say, "Man, I play football strictly for the crackbacks"
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is there a chance that pushing the human body beyond what people have done in the past might actually be bad for you? Nah, let's keep degrading players from the past. It makes us feel good.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nah, Ookla ain't in that category. Used to have NFL RBs on the regular. Still finish 7-5 or 8-4. MJD, Deshaun Foster, Kareem Abdul Jabbar (the RB).
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are the Simpsons the Russell Wilson of TV shows? Because the first 12 seasons are 100% in the top 3 shows of all time. But I haven't seen them on anyone's top 10 yet. Which means the back half has obliterated a HOF career.
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Montana State is losing to Central Connecticut. We need you to focus!
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KLB @kinglebenj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Pac-12 on the scorebug for these two teams is freaking me out
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