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Greg King

@kinggreg.bsky.social
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Dad, software engineer, MMB Fossil. Go Blue!

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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This doesn’t seem like a very funny thought
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“It negated the interception!” The penalty would have, too!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Out of all the alternates, this is the one that I kind of like. Maize pants forever, but the blue pants are at least a good contrast. I’m old and cranky and don’t like mono-color uniforms.
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Its Iowa
Alt: No, it’s Iowa
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t return the kickoff if we don’t score and kick off.
static.klipy.com
Chess Not: Think About It
Alt: Chess Not: Think About It
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Charlie Brown Upset: "RATS!"
Alt: Charlie Brown Upset: "RATS!"
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is straight-up theft of the Greendale Community College flag out of the question?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
3-score comebacks are a lot funnier when they’re happening to my enemies.
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe it was the all-Maize units after all?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Overconfident and making mistakes, you say? The Gemini deal has gone too far!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I thought it was the entire week after the Spartan Bob game, but then they also changed who got to control the game clock from that one so who knows?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wasn’t the explanation always that the displayed clock is rounded down? So it goes immediately from 9 seconds to 8 on the display, because it’s actually 8.99 seconds? So the clock can sit on 0 for a full second before it’s actually 0.
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Seth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan gets one call in the history of calls to win a game every M fan will admit was one of* the worst in program history, and everyone is going to lose their shit over a game clock nobody got to see. If you are WMU, I'm sorry. If you're OSU, PSU, UGA, Bama, MSU...LOL IN YOUR FACE *1934 GT
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lololololol
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe we can do a Mighty Ducks 2 situation and come out in different uniforms after the break and look like a different team.
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whyyyyyyyyy?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know, the next time this post hit my timeline, that editor’s note really smacked me in the face. Womp womp.
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't know if this was what you were going for, but this was how I read it 🙃
Riff on the Penn State Super Bowl graphic that says "PERFECT IN EVERY MAP TAP" with "EXCEPT FOR THE ONE" smaller below
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Modern technology? Sure! 🫡 Flux capacitor? You bet! 🫡 Can’t change the past because it creates alternate timelines? Wait how did he end up sitting there on that bench, then? 🫠
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly love these sort of explanations. Where I get pulled out of movies is when they set up the science and then violate their own explanations. Hand-wave it away and let’s have fun!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
is it *actually* gone, though? I thought the last time everyone thought it was gone they just moved it to the other side
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m sorry but where else are they planning on getting their nutrients?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The last paragraph is “The 2026 season will mark the 99th season of competition at Michigan Stadium for the 12-time national champions and the winningest football program in college football history.” Rabble rabble and whatnot.
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Maybe my reading comprehension or math are bad, but if it opened in 1927 doesn’t that make 2026 the 100th season and not the 99th?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Well this was a fun stat for 5 seconds…
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
But what if it’s Denver’s history of losing in OT to the team that wins the next game?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Welp at least now I can stop loading things into the helicopter
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Nice
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me three!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This was not an adequate amount of time to recover from Monday night!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My best-ever bracket. Still took 3rd in my work league because two other guys were in the 99.8th percentile. Willing to take that L tonight. #GoBlue
My bracket results.  727k rank, 97.4pct, 1320pts
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Women’s hockey, too! It’s just hard to remember because our state refuses to participate.
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If your watch says it counts, it counts
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 07/04/2026
Michigan Men's Basketball Championship Graphic
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/04/2026
MICHIGAN WINS THE NCAA MBB NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
BLOCK M BEVELED
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Two days of heart rest before we’re back at it!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Go Blue!!!!
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
(Don’t tell anybody I’m about to say this but) Go blue
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ok but breathe now
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Never in doubt
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Was that tight enough?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Do the children in Pennsylvania even know who the Pirates are playing?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Love the alt text on Jenkins
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I feel like I’m 18 again!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m sorry, this and The Michigan happened on the same day?
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
And they never had the lead in the 3rd!
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
Alt: Kyle REN shouting for more goals against OSU
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
Alt: Kyle REN shouting for more goals against OSU
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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a large dam with the words make gifs at gifsoup.com underneath it
ALT: a large dam with the words make gifs at gifsoup.com underneath it
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Greg King @kinggreg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This always annoyed me with the move to the B1G. There have been years where the smaller league meant ALL rounds could have been best of 3 and it feels like a missed opportunity. Do they just not want to tire the teams out before the NCAAs?
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