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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 16h

Mike Ditka gave me Bobby Knight vibes. To me, it’s not great to have Bobby Knight vibes. The less I say about it, the better off I think we all are. That’s all.

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 20h

Brendan Ryan SS-2B Debut: 2007 - Retired: 2016 STL - LAA - NYY - SEA

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Brendan Ryan at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Brendan Ryan

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“That’s fire, not tits” is going to live in my head for a bit, isn’t it? #Taskmaster

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This should be the baseline for Democrats in the midterms and moving forward. The other side doesn’t give a fuck about you, why give a fuck about them?

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That’s about as disappointing a loss as an OT loss can get for the Blues if you ask me.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Eat the Ol’ 96er — meat, gristle, fat and all — in 45 minutes or less #BucciOvertimeChallenge

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fuuuuuuuuuck how did Snuggerud miss THAT rebound

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Eh. If he were truly the face of hockey on ESPN, he would be calling the Cup Final in the big chair at the arena. Which he does not. He’s just the primary evangelist of hockey at ESPN. And it seems so many evangelists have a bad side.

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VHS @vanhicklestein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

same thing they do when they mention Tyreek Hill was only a 5th round pick

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sure John, let’s not bother telling the folks why he went to the KHL.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m not fucking cheering that goal. You’re not gonna fucking make me either.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

People tracking this Blues/Sharks game on The Score app have to be really confused because it’s said 2-1 since Toffoli’s goal and LOL no the fuck it isn’t.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think we could all sense that Sharks equalizer goal coming, eh? #StLBlues

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wish Ty Smith had hit Dillon Dubé harder, frankly.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Cheap pistol hot start for the Blues tonight. And they needed it.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Every color on my television screen is so fucking bright right now, even black. I haven’t taken an edible yet tonight either. #StLBlues #ESPNProductions

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Sharks have taken out the biggest excuse the Blues might have for losing the home opener. Not by choice, of course. But still.

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Used in a sentence: “The inveterate xanthospeudist regards every yellow light not as a warning to stop, but as a swoopstake invitation to test the outer limits of his insurance coverage.”

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

From Greek “xanthós” (yellow) + “speúdein” (to hasten, hurry, accelerate) + “-ist” (denoting a person who practices or habitually performs an action)

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've coined a new word! - Xanthospeudist [zan-thoh-SPYOO-dist] (n.) - A driver who accelerates at yellow traffic lights rather than slowing in preparation to stop.

A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme featuring “Xanthospeudist,” a newly coined noun describing a driver who accelerates at yellow traffic lights rather than slowing down to stop. The accompanying sentence reads: “The inveterate xanthospeudist regards every yellow light not as a warning to stop, but as a swoopstake invitation to test the outer limits of his insurance coverage.” At right, an old-fashioned open-top automobile carries two men past a smiling roadside official holding a sign reading “Be Prepared To Stop!”

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mark Whiten RF-LF Debut: 1990 - Retired: 2000 TOR - SEA - ATL - PHI - BOS - NYY - CLE - STL

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Mark Whiten at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Mark Whiten

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think eventually Caps fans will come to like Jordan Kyrou but that will come with healthy doses of insane defense fuck-ups and long stretches of disappearance offensively.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When the Springfield Cardinals announced there would be a team name change/rebrand a couple months ago, I expected the worst. And hey, guess what? They delivered. At least the uniforms are nice though, I guess. Good god though, the name. Ozarks Springbirds. What the fuck.

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Cardinals' Double-A club springs to life with new identity

St. Louis' Double-A affiliate, established in 2005 as the Springfield Cardinals, unveiled its new identity on Tuesday evening. The Ozarks Springbirds era has arrived. Springbirds general manager Dan R...

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I say this as someone who has generally voted for Democrats but quite often wish the options given to me from that end weren’t so filled with absolute shitbags. As they unfortunately have been for a lot of the last decade, particularly at the top.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The only take I have about Tom Morello telling Rolling Stone that he didn’t vote for Kamala Harris in 2024 is this — if you thought the machine he and his band was raging against is run solely by Republicans, you’re absolutely fucking delusional.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Frankly I would do well at times heeding this advice

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If they make it to the NLDS and s/he breaks out any part of 2112, gonna be fucking lit.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@stevedangle20.bsky.social You mean to tell me that if the Blues had blown this 3-on-0 back in 2019, we would NOT be still seeing this stray highlight until the cows come home because it wasn’t the Leafs? LOL. Come the absolute hell on, man.

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From the hockey community on Reddit: The Blues score on a 3 on 0 in OT after the Canucks get in a car wreck at the other end

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mark Whiten RF-LF Debut: 1990 - Retired: 2000 PHI - CLE - ATL - BOS - SEA - TOR - STL - NYY

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Mark Whiten at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Mark Whiten

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Possibly the home opener, if you’re convinced Macklin isn’t playing.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Of course, two of those are at home, which is nice. I wouldn’t be surprised if they split, sweep or get swept in those four to be honest.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It would’ve been really really nice of the Blues NOT to give the Blackhawks their first win of 2026-27. Alas.

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CrossCheckRaise @crosscheckraise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

we've come a long way from #Blizmacos

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Funny part is — many “top” Republicans are (closeted-ly) gayer. It’s all a grift.

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As a Broncos fan . . . I mean, how can’t I agree with this watching this fucking team

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Tyler the Donut King @kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This has been a problem for Nix. They brought on Waddle to be a deep threat and it would help to have a QB who can get the ball to him downfield for that to be worth anything. It’s not a HUGE problem overall because of the defense but when they run into teams like the 49ers today . . . welp.

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