#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025❝I officially hate all magical talking animals.❞ 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 23/05/2025❝WHAT THE SHELL DID I JUST COME BACK TO? HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT?!❞ 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 05/05/2025❝WHOEVER KEEPS DRINKING THE MILK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JUG, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN RIGHT NOW!❞ 010
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 01/05/2025❝Well, then I need Mamba’s contact info so she doesn’t leave you alone out here!❞ Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs. 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 01/05/2025❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞ 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Bowsers eyes suddenly widened, looking back at the child, before whispering to his phone, hoping she wouldn’t hear. ❝… I love you too, bye.❞ Quickly hanging up and fully turning back to face her. ❝Hello, pointy eared child! Would you like to come back to the Koopa Kingdom for a little while?!❞ 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025and turning back around. ❝I’m not saying KEEP the thing… I just was thinking to take her in and call the other kingdoms. See if we can pawn her off on them or something! She ain’t a Koopa, they might take her!❞ “Oy vey… FINE! But you’re are NOT having another one!” ❝I know, I know…❞ - 100
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Kamek! His surrogate father and person he goes to when he plans on making decisions that are likely not terribly responsible. ❝… Heeeeyyy. Uh, so I found a kid out here…❞ “ABSOLUTELY NOT! You have SEVEN including your birth son!” ❝I’M NOT-❞ glances back at the child, before lowering his voice- 100
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025❝…❞ With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera. ❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling- 110
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025❝… Ugh.❞ He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present. ❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞ 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 26/04/2025❝YOU CAN MAKE A CAKE WHENEVER YOU WANT! I’ve been setting this up for SIX MONTHS!❞ 110
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 26/04/2025❝Dude?! I’m not a ‘dude’ I’m a king! And we’ve planned this kidnapping for six months!❞ 110
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 26/04/2025❝I don’t stay rich by spending money recklessly!❞ 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025He’s been thirty six for the last ten years. 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025❝… I get the slightest inkling we will be enemies.❞ 000
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025❝Okay, first off, language! Second, IS THIS PEACH?!❞ 210
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025❝Goooood MORNING Koopa Kingdom! Remember to kindly throw tomatoes at the Mario statue in the town square! Thank you!❞ 010
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025🌺: Heeeeyyy, keep in mind that I don’t mind interacting with accounts that may be lewd but Bowser is NOT a lewd account lol. The turtle man does not fuck. 020
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025❝the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. I do hope there are no ill feelings between us, but I simply cannot betray my COMPLETELY PLATONIC love. Yours Truly, King Koopa.❞ 010
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Pulling a new phone from... Somewhere, Bowser squinted at the tiny screen... Before putting his reading glasses on. Using his one finger, he typed away a long drawn out message. ❝Dear... NOT Peach. I regret to inform you that I simply cannot bring myself to love anyone other than -❞ 130
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025❝THIS ISN'T PEACH!❞ THROWS PHONE TO THE FLOOR. 020
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025If you want a little summary of how this interpretation of Bowser will be, it'll be entirely unserious, silly, and even mundane. Some inspirations from Doofenshmirtz. I'll probably update this pinned some day when I'm not feeling lazy. 030
#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕 @kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social · 25/04/2025𝔹𝕠𝕨𝕤𝕖𝕣, 𝟛𝟞 ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ, ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ! ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ. 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜. 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵, 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲. 『 #MarioRP x #NintendoRP x #MVRP 』 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰↴ 11915
