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Trish

@king-trish.bsky.social
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Scientist and irreverent upstart

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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 23h
Disappointed we need to maintain our moral compasses. Sigh.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 23h
But Ma’am, your son is the most beautiful boy I’ve ever seen!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 23h
‘Stripy shirt, hot dog’.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 23h
I mean, Celine. So many bangers. ‘The power of love’ for starters, closely followed by ‘It’s all coming back to me now’. Requires loud and preferably off key singing accompanied by alcohol.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😮
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your resilience after all the years of being overlooked is inspirational.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok, I don’t know it. Stick with it, I’m sure it’ll get easier!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What are you editing the screen record in?
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also assumes your phone screen records.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry if that’s not helpful and you’re already trying those methods.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are you using iMovie with the downloaded files? Or screen record? I’m not on TikTok (so not sure if portrait or landscape clips are better) but it may even be possible to find the clip you want on YouTube on your phone and screen record the bit you want and then edit that video (clip) in Photos.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get it. I’m a Spurs fan, football Is harder for them than almost anyone else.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s such a good idea.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry. Maybe.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Professional writer.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s hard to admit being wrong, Hare, but you have our support 😉
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just the usual please. Danke.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Spy Who Left Me On Read. The Spy I’ve Made Up A Whole Imaginary Life With Because He Once Smiled At Me.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think you reached the end of 1982 without people realising you’re not in any way frightening.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had to google Cher Lloyd.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well said.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird seeing them in cages!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Privilege doing some heavy lifting there.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You need to feel like you were there. Run around the block, eat a hotdog as fast as you can, get some neighbours to walk slowly and annoyingly in front of you and then watch it in a cramped hot room on the world’s most uncomfortable chair.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well. What a game. The mighty Brisbane Lions won the first year I arrived in Australia, followed by 2002 and 2003. They secured another three-peat again today! An unbelievable finish. What a team. Go Lions!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All 6th formers at school had to read in an assembly to develop public speaking skills. It was usually a bible verse but they could choose something else like a classic poem or passage. One girl read a passage from Lady Chatterley’s Lover under the pretext it was about spring. Absolutely scandalous
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The optometrist said ‘close your eyes’. Cue Eternal Flame and an inability to do the task required. I had to start again or I would have got a dodgy prescription.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love old phrases. These two came to mind when I read this post, not sure why. People in glass houses Pot, kettle. 😉
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very security conscious to have an imaginary password Holly, well done. Next level stuff.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any vowel will do.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unhappy with that dreadful rainbow.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The new Loop STFU model are awesome.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Important to find the joy in my day job. Trolling my mates and not controlling my facial expressions keeps it bearable.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I assume you’ve been to a gas station. The answer’s right there.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I set up an automated daily email to my mates at work with made up obnoxious reports from my trip. It was descriptions of mountain hikes or sailing on lakes when in reality I was likely snoozing on a sofa. Fun.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blue steel. Babe.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You’d look good in an orange jumpsuit.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same here. So many boxes needed breaking down and put in the recycling. More to go today!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why do we know exactly how any object would feel on our tongue just by thinking about it? Why have we evolved this way?
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think we can.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gentle stretching can help with the tightness we all get from sitting lots of the day at work. Might help with the pain. Hope that’s not patronising. I hope the walk was enjoyable!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And now your belts and zips seem to really struggle with their role in keeping your clothes on. They want you to have a good time!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I did think I was likely to shortly roll into the grave when I developed costochondritis from sleeping ‘wrong’. Apparently it’s harmless. Certainly didn’t feel that way.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sputnik has opinions. Excellent.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So not before you’re 40, but worth a mini plan!
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I would say prioritise your wellbeing in the next decade. Different for everyone, but if you like walking and reading, for example, actually schedule it into your life if you aren’t already. The ability to recover from life stresses declines a little so your wellbeing needs to be deliberate action.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Georgie. It’s not a crime to be an idiot I suppose.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
brisbanite. I’ll update the will.
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Direct relationship between lack of hot dogs and increased sensitivity?
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Trish @king-trish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Loved it! Thanks.
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