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Pat Riot

@kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social
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Pacific Islander transplant Sarcasm to counter insanity. i'm a Snarky Sparky Living in the deepest blue state with the world's deepest blue moat.

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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18h
He may be actually dumber than trump.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18h
I like how his head blocks the A in America so all you see is Merica.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18h
Loose lips, loose bowels, loose with the constitution. He's a traitor to everyone who doesn't share his last name. Time to relegate the cretin to obscurity. Lame duck coming up.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Braindead
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WTF are they even doing there? Outrageous.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reporter: "You're face is a fake color, you have fake hair and fake teeth. Nobody is more fake than you.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tubofshitterville
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, smaller and more diminished each time.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It reeks of panic. Almost enough to overwhelm the reek of his pants.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you're smarter than trump you must beclown yourself to remain in the Regime.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bet mUskrat only named it SpaceX because when you say it, it sounds like Space sex. And now Space Sexy. He has the intellect of a 14 year old groyper.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Typical. Twit-X is a cesspool of idiots. I deleted my Twitter account when the Lord of the idiots, Musk, walked into headquarters with that stupid sink.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All I'll ever remember about this cretin is that he openly stated he didn't believe in germs because he can't see them. He'll always be that stupid.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine how morally bankrupt one has to be to stand behind this cretin and agree with him. "He lies, practically every word that comes out of his mouth." Ted Cruz
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...
urbandictionary.com
Urban Dictionary: dumbmentia
dumbmentia: A disorder of the brain caused by a chronic state of bad choices, dumb decisions, and general assholery that gets worse with age.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dumbmentia
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"He lies, practically every word that comes out of his mouth." Ted Cruz
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
True Correct
ALT: True Correct
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BOOM www.youtube.com/shorts/luyU7...
youtube.com
Jack Smith: "I will not be silenced"
YouTube video by C-SPAN
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kinda like Maga's new mascot. (If the video doesn't play when you tap the play button tap the run bar) magatard.meme
magatard.meme
Make America Magatard Again — $MAGATARD
Make America Magatard Again. Freedom, memes and diamond hands — $MAGATARD on Solana.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a stretch, Pun intended. His last name will be toxic for a millennia.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine being enthralled by a NYC conman who's failed at virtually every business venture he's pursued.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any wonder why tRump hasn't filed a defamation suit on Ted?
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know, I know. It's not safe. He was a rebel.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had an electrician friend who put a wire mesh on the ground and wrapped a copper wire around the plastic can. Ran the neutral wire to the mesh and the ungrounded conductor to the wire.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the movie Animal House the frat pledgers were forced to say 'State your name' instead of actually saying their names when being sworn into the fraternity. tRump is so stupid that he did it unknowingly.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PO S tu
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leech on a parasite.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damage control. Not controlled.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember telling a roommate, after waking up with a bad hangover, I'm never drinking again. He said, " They'll kick you out of the Irish." Well, I'm still Irish. I didn't quit drinking back then in the 90s but I've been sober for 2 years now. I don't miss the hangovers.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another great reason to never consume processed sugar.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quite a resistant nerd. Shirley Temple hairdo and pervert camera glasses. Earth tones can be good but not diarrhea shit brown. So, you've heard of hairdos. This is a hair don't.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're eating French fries from any fast food chain something terrible will definitely happen.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I am thankful. Thankful that I'm not fucking stupid enough to be a MAGAt.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OMFG. I just stumbled onto this: magatard.meme
magatard.meme
Make America Magatard Again — $MAGATARD
Make America Magatard Again. Freedom, memes and diamond hands — $MAGATARD on Solana.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Without all the duped, low info voters he lied to. Without Musk, he'd be in the courts for the rest of his miserable life.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Full circle. From Farcebook to perv glasses.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Xi will still be in power in 2 years. tRump will be in perpetual court ,or taking a dirt nap.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Michele Tafo(find out)ya
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dumbass won't vote for her better interests because of criticism. Typical MAGAt.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone told him that refineries develop gas, diesel, and other petroleum products in tandem and he came up with the phrase. 'Sort of a balance' but is still considering halting exports of diesel which will cause a choke point and raise gas prices. Idiot.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imbecile
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And why hasn't tRump sued Ted Lieu for defamation? A little thing called discovery?
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at the ghoul squirm when put under a microscope.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cuck
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No way I'm unmuting this drivel.
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now, you look like an idiot...
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe one shouldn't make themselves look so pretty just before going to prison. Oof
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Pat Riot @kimokirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spew from the biggest known cuck propaganda outlet, Snooze Smacks.
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