Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Until all the eugenics heat is off of Sydney Sweeney she will be working under the pseudonym "Rachel Hygiene" 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025*chuckles* you absolute fool. you complete rube. you have brought pee pee to a poo poo fight. 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Wow it turns out owning the libs is super duper expensive. Maybe they should consider leasing the libs in the future? 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I feel like stone cold sober used to mean the most sober a person can be but since the invention of stone cold Steve Austin stone cold sober means like 5-7 beers 020 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I don't hydroplane because the water on the highway knows that I approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit. 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Schrodingers box is when someone asks me if I've had bottom surgery 043 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 31/03/2025You ever have someone trying to play hard to get and you don't know how to tell them that they are hard to want? 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I may be a part of the problem by building and welding mining dredges but it does feel good to be a part of something. 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Furries were invented in 1964 by Johnathan T. Furry when he modified a two person horse costume to be worn by a single person. 020 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Rokos basilisk is I have no mouth and I must scream for people who thought fight club was deep while also not understanding it 020 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Sodomy is pretty cool I wonder what dope shit Gomorrah had going on. 031 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"Me espresso" is what I have been calling Diarrhea for years I'll see you in court, Sabrina Carpenter. 0165 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Anime gives unrealistic expectations of how much blood you can cough up like I can do maybe a pint max 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 22/03/2025A third hole? In this economy? We have holes at home. 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Daddy Freud was all about hot moms and cocaine which is honestly based as hell 321 0
Reposted by Kimmy KhaosRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/03/2025and again we absolutely have to put lithium back in the water 3659214 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 22/03/2025You: old thoughts. Brain all wrinkle. Me: young thoughts. Brain smooth as egg. 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 03/03/2025It's not a SEX DOLL it's a SEX ACTION FIGURE it's FOR BOYS 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Any machine can be a fuck machine if you fuck machines 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I listened to hozier and I still don't have a sex drive. I think the anti depressants won this one. 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Any chance we can get some of that Star Trek Fascism? 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 25/02/2025This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons. #welding 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 24/02/2025All of the vending machine Chilli dogs are gone. This break room exists outside of gods sight and, by consequence, outside of his love. 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I don't fetishize my own sadness I sexually objectify my melancholic solitude there's, like, such a huge difference. 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Nice try, medication, but my depression remains undefeated. 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Me: *makes Mr. Hands joke" Ex wife: what is Mr. Hands? Me: Idk how to explain it you should Google it. 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Husbando reveal Sensei from No Longer Allowed In Another World 🫠 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2025A pivotal moment of my childhood was Bananas in Pyjamas episode 19: birthday surprise. All of the brothers' friends throw them a surprise birthday party, including a table spread of different banana flavored foods. BANANA FLAVORED. My soul forever tarnished by the stain of bananabalism. 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I am a GIRL BOSS and this GIRL COMPANY has been GIRL HEMORRHAGING MONEY and now we have to file a GIRL CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY and we are going to have to GIRL DOWNSIZE I am so GIRL SORRY 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2025So I was thinking what if fruit roll up but made of ham and then I realized there I go trying to reinvent prosciutto yet again. 010 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Me forgetting the term straight edge: drugs vegan 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 21/02/2025To cheer myself up sometimes I will use mixed levels of profanity that shit works every gosh dang time 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 20/02/2025You can't tell me that a gym for infants called "Gym-boree" would be a bad business idea. 020 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I know with my whole heart that these vending machine chili dogs can be nothing but horrendous and yet.... I simply must know 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2025This year I need to stop doing things for the plot its never a good idea but sometimes life is such clown shoes that I'm like well this might as well happen 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The current temperature in the shop is i stuffed a couple of hot hands packs in my bra 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I don't suffer from autism it is others who suffer from my autism 000 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2025It gets so cold in the shop that I had to wear my union suit today but it's missing the top few buttons so I always end up feeling like a slutty prospector 020 0
Reposted by Kimmy KhaosRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power 474265663737 0
Kimmy Khaos @kimmykhaos.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Women love emo music because it fulfills the fantasy of straight men who are in touch with their emotions 000 0
