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Kim McCauley

@kimischilling.bsky.social
9.9K followers 1.2K following 404 posts

If you're trans, it's your obligation to follow your dreams. Milwaukee's strongest soldier in the war on cars. Professional spreadsheet dork for soccer teams. An iron-fisted champion; an iron-willed fuck-up.

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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 5h
I'm sorry but you can tell the difference between people who are wanting to look nb/genderfucky on purpose and people who are just lazy
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 6h
the first time I read it I spit out water and gave myself a stomachache from laughing too hard
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 6h
just remembered an s-tier tweet
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 7h
based
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 7h
is this where the lesbians are gathering
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 7h
Good question Marcy. It's because they suck.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 7h
David and Megan Roche have my favorite YouTube channel for the awesome exercise science nerdery but at least once a video they have a certified "straight people are not OK" moment
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
I mean, it is if you have very precise measurements of both the calories in and out, but no one does
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
I started doing more upper body workouts about 3 weeks ago too so I'm probably adding there, but my stupid ass gut looks the same
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
Uh yeah my legs are fucking enormous dawg lmao
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
BTW if you're a Strava freak I never abandoned the old 5000 miles challenge, it's still going, the thread here just got deleted www.strava.com/athletes/132...
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Kimberly McCauley | Strava Athlete Profile
Kimberly McCauley is an athlete using Strava. Join Strava to track your activities, analyze your performance, and follow friends. Strava members can plan routes, participate in motivating challenges, ...
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
This *should* theoretically be more accurate because it's a heart rate monitor on my wrist but it's obviously bullshit
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
I am active for like 3-4 hours every single day, but most of that activity is low Z2, like 115-125 bpm. I can do my 50k bike ride or 10 mile hike and not get tired/cramps without having to eat additional carbs. There's just no reason to estimate calorie burn being that high.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
I don't use an app or anything, estimate from nutrition labels/food scale is sufficient. I'm really consistent with what I eat and never eat any processed food/added sugar unless on a 100k+ bike ride. I'll plug stuff into myfitnesspal once every 3 months or so to make sure I'm not wildly off base.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 8h
Every day my fitbit says I burned 4,000 calories, while I consume 1,500-2,000. Given that I am losing 1 pound a week rather than wasting away and/or getting injured, I am pretty skeptical about how it's measuring this shit!
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 9h
I asked Solomon Juneau if he had any advice for how to embrace body positivity and accept love into my life but he didn’t because he’s dead
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 9h
Hello. I am sad and decided to walk on the lakefront about it. I love my country Milwaukee.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 9h
I let mine grow down to my waist before I had the guts to cut it for this reason
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 10h
I’m getting close to having my weight and cardio in a place where I can commit to getting good at running but rn even 1 mile at a time hurts and I’d much rather just bike 50 because I’m good at that lol
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 10h
Idk I’m standard bluesky age and my dad had a giant binder of burned CDs
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
buny
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
unironically I'm not even fucking joking
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
AI enthusiasts, specifically, do not. They are AI enthusiasts because they have no artistic talent, or taste, or soul. They see their lack of understanding of what makes any type of art/media good or interesting as a Problem to be solved. I think they are lesser human beings than us.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
90% of people don't actually know what they want and would benefit greatly from tastemakers showing them stuff they should try out
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah but it's still a very bad use of money if she walks on a free at the end of next season
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
Also, how bad do the vibes have to be at Bay for a player of Kundananji's caliber to approve a trade to CHICAGO?
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
Chicago taking a huge risk that they can convince her to sign an extension between now and next June but when you're in the situation they're in you've gotta take some swings
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 12h
That's like a top 5 shocking transfer in league history, wtf
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 21h
In July, I went to the NFL Flag Championships in Indiana to see the enormous boom in youth flag football in person. Turns out, girls love ball. My story leads off @bloomberg.com Businessweek’s November issue on women’s sports. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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The NFL’s $192 Million Bet on Flag Football Is Paying Off With Teen Girls
The sport has seen unprecedented growth since the pandemic. Next up: The Olympics and a college campus near you.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 13h
I need to come up with a route where the plausible ceiling at my current level of fitness is about 1 hour 12 minutes
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 13h
W!!!
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 14h
7 minute PB :)
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 15h
[Ryan Lockwood voice] this is it, this is my insane pace
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 16h
OK I am going to stop looking at my phone for about 2 and a half hours as I attempt to PB my regular 11 mile hilly trail route everyone say good luck Kim
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 16h
Her: and that’s how I got my PhD specializing in ancient Chinese architecture from the University of Shanghai Me: damn your life a Moonvie by Martian Scorsese
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 17h
+ and that's OK it's still worth it
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 17h
am i allowed to participate in world lesbian day if i forgot to renew my passport
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 17h
so are they just playing with a ton of non-scholarship walk-ons?
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 17h
mf said head
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 17h
it me
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 18h
[trying to act normal on a date] ...have you head wiseguys on mars by oj the alien and dr dazzle
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
he was in the u17 national team and his dad played in the nfl
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
update: parade of obviously insincere he/they chasers has been interrupted by 1 hot trans woman
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
fucking dying @ assigned theyfab at swipe
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
im nice :)
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
he's the goat, you're wrong
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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Bluesky should be free, but if you post even one screencap from Twitter dated after March 2020 you should have to pay a $100/month subscription fee until you learn
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
bad take
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 19h
all of the people in the Onion Expanded Universe are... a bit off, aren't they
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 20h
the GOAT
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