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Nigel Garbage

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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
America’s Elected Officials Are Living in Fear www.nytimes.com/2026/10/11/u... I mean you got a stochastic terrorist in the white house, a secretary of 'war' live streaming an execution, mass shootings every single day. What do you expect to happen?
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Threats of Political Violence Have America’s Elected Officials Living in Fear
A Times investigation has found that violent threats have become a new normal among public officials, reshaped private lives, cost millions in security and pushed people out of office.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to watch Jeopardy and I'm forced to see a Ryan Fazio commercial every 5 minutes. Who's funding that douchebag?
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kristi Noem’s Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She Left www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u... Well, (f)ucking cancel it. This should not be hard
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Kristi Noem’s Agency Gave Her Donor a Lucrative Contract Just Before She Left
The Homeland Security Department signed a multi-million dollar agreement to buy five aircraft from a company owned by a political contributor of the secretary on her last day, documents show.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Superpowers Race to Put Nuclear Reactors on the Moon www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/w... Front page of NYT. Is this a joke? @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Superpowers Race to Put Nuclear Reactors on the Moon
The United States wants a reactor on the moon by 2030. A Russian-Chinese alliance is working on one for 2036. Some leading scientists say the danger is great.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee at an interview? Rookie move! I bring one of these instead
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee? At a job interview? Who's got time for that? I bring one of these filled with soup.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/h... Bleak
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‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission
The agency has lost its independence and nearly a third of its staff, as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and associates have tightened control.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee??? Psssssht. Bunch of amateurs I show up to an interview with a keg and a package of solo cups
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gavin Newsom Says He Won’t Run in 2028 if Kamala Harris Does www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u... That's ridiculous He has a shot at winning. She has ZERO chance.
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Gavin Newsom Says He Won’t Run in 2028 if Kamala Harris Does
The comments made to CNN, if taken at face value, seemed to fly in the face of the California governor’s presidential ambitions.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No better measure of inflation than apple orchards raising their pick your own apple prices by 10% every year!
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Reflecting Pool Failure www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/c... In other words, the sky is blue. No (s)hit Sherlock. Now where's the impeachment for the president for spreading baseless and toddleresque conspiracy theories about said vandalism?
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Reflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Damage
The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The A.I. Threat Is Real. We Need to Act Now. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/o...
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Opinion | The A.I. Threat Is Real. We Need to Act Now.
We can no longer pretend that this technology is safe.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YuL gEt a FivE tHouSanD dOLLer CheK iF tHe RePubLiKKKaNs wIn tHe mIdtuRmS! Ok Grandpa. Time to get you to bed.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...
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Opinion | Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat?
On second thought, I’m not that hungry.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Introducing the "I can see, so fuck everybody else on the road car headlight" When and why did this become standard equipment on new cars?
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm throwing caution to the wind. I'm gonna order a pumpkin spice latte before Labor Day and I'm wearing white after Labor Day. Somebody stop me
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Q. What tf is up with people who pronounce the word height as "heighth"? I hear engineers mispronouncing this all day long and it drives me up the wall.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Introducing the "I can see, so fuck everybody else on the road car headlight" When and why did this become standard equipment on new cars?
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm throwing caution to the wind. I'm gonna order a pumpkin spice latte before Labor Day and I'm wearing white after Labor Day. Somebody stop me
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trump Administration Live Updates: Chief Justice Lets Ballroom Construction Go Forward While Court Considers Issue www.nytimes.com/live/2026/08... LO-fkn-L
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Trump Live Updates: Canada Tariff Deadline, White House Ballroom Construction News and More
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ Lenders Pitch Loans for Needs Like Electricity and Rent www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/b... This is gonna end so badly
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‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ Lenders Pitch Loans for Needs Like Electricity and Rent
The rapid growth of pay-later loans raises questions about whether their popularity is driven by consumer preference or desperation.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
'Mr. Trump... suggested children should receive their shots in five separate visits for vaccines rather than getting them all in the same day. He said that he had taken his own children to get vaccinated in separate visits." C'mon man. You know this never happened
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump Crypto Took $100 Million From a Businessman With Red Flags www.nytimes.com/2026/08/09/u... Gee. I'm shocked. Who could've possibly predicted something like this?
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Trump Crypto Took $100 Million From a Businessman With Red Flags
The curious case of Guren “Bobby” Zhou shows the ease with which investors with shady backgrounds and unknown motivations can funnel money to the president.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you think blue state citizens aren't gonna get fed up with trump et al spending all their tax dollars to fund his various boondoggles and grifts, think again. This is gonna be a big issue soon.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Trump Administration Live Updates: Blanche Clears Hurdle, but Collins Says She’s a No Vote www.nytimes.com/live/2026/08... Golly gee. What a surprise. A performative no vote. Imagine my surprise
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Trump Live Updates: Senate Committee Advances Blanche Nomination as Attorney General
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
PSA If you use spray on sunscreen you're probably an idiot.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trump Administration Live Updates: Republican Holdouts Say They Now Support Blanche Nomination www.nytimes.com/live/2026/08... Lolz
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Trump Live Updates: Blanche Wins Over G.O.P. Holdouts; Iran Denies Direct U.S.-Iran Talks
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Attention fairweather patriots, trump toadies and administration sycophants: When this is all over and you write your little tell-all book about how (f)ucked up everything was in the Whitehouse, just don't. Umkay?!
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Pro tip: You microwave the salad. For 90 seconds...then you throw it right in the trash. You're welcome.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
😂😂😂watch the crowd on the Left of screen.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And once again they will not disappoint. You will get diarrhea
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Egg on @govandybeshear.bsky.social 's face Mitch just posted another pic. He's back to normal.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Iran War Live Updates: 2 U.S. Soldiers Killed and 1 Service Member Missing in Iranian Attack on Jordan www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07... Jeezus
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Iran War Live Updates: 2 U.S. Soldiers Killed and 1 Service Member Missing in Iranian Attack on Jordan
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trying to think of a metaphor here. Can anyone help me out?
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@govandybeshear.bsky.social Look man, just appoint someone to Mitch McConnell's seat and see if he comes out of his shell...or not. I'm gonna assume you know exactly what Mitch's status is. Let's stop with the Kabuki theater and get down to brass tacks It's not that hard.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lindsey Graham’s Sister Appointed to Finish His Senate Term www.nytimes.com/2026/07/13/u... "I think this is what Lindsey would have wanted, and I plan to honor him in this way,” So this guy gets to will his Senate seat to his sister? Howza bout no. Jeezus.
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Lindsey Graham’s Sister Appointed to Finish His Senate Term After Trump’s Backing
Gov. Henry McMaster of South Carolina named Darline Graham Nordone to replace Mr. Graham, who died on Saturday.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
wE diDnT aLwAYs aGreE oN eVeRyThIng bUt.... Alright already. Enough. Jeez Louise
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"The rumors of my death are greatly under-exaggerated" -Mitch McConnell
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch is alive and well
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Looks like this Senator thing is not gonna work out for Graham Platner. But at least he has his upcoming starring role in the Wilford Brimley biopic.
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell just called me and said I'm eligible for a $250,000 loan. It's my luck day
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Had a roughly 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell today. We talked about the war in Iran, Obama on the Supreme Court and he also said he wants a rematch of that badminton game he lost 15-0
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Had a roughly 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell today. We talked about the war in Iran, Obama on the Supreme Court and he also said he wants a rematch of that badminton game he lost 15-0
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We beat Belgium like we beat Iran
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ezra Klein: Mitch McConnell practices comas the right way
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ladies and gentlemen: For the first time in public I present to Mr and Mrs. Travis Swift!
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm at the Swift/Kelce wedding. It was cash bar and the boneless chicken breast option was dry. They do have a chocolate fountain though. Everyone is doing the macarena now. I think I'm gonna call it a night. 5/10
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Plans for Unrealized ‘Trump Castle’ Surface 40 Years Later www.nytimes.com/2026/07/02/a... Everything this guy builds is just hideous
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Plans for Unrealized ‘Trump Castle’ Surface 40 Years Later
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Nigel Garbage @kimballmuskburner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don't know who needs to read this but if you post a picture of yourself eating like a slob with your disgusting giant belly exposed, maybe, ya know don't.
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