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Kimb @kimb.dev · 28/09/2026

i had to look up this context

Twitter screenshot:
Hanif J. Williams
@HanifJWilliams
Text:
Yes, your request is within the Sunnah.
But it should be worded differently.
Attached image:
Screenshot of telegram message that says "Salaam Br. hanif

can I pray for a thick wife"

Tweet dated 12/20/16. Worth noting, the message is from 8:39 am and the tweet was posted at 8:43 AM. So, he got the message, maybe consulted the texts, and replied within 5 minutes.

Kimb @kimb.dev · 26/09/2026

Hosekai no Kuni is so good. Also weirdly an exploration of the bittersweet ways professionalism and competence warp a person.

Phosphophyllite, 3.5 on the mohs scale, very unprofessional at this stage in her career

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 17/09/2026

Anyways, if you can prove AI will stop working as well as it does today in a way beyond "the price goes up," I'd like to hear it. I've used it a lot at work and don't appreciate people telling me to stop believing my eyes and professional judgement. But otoh I accept i have a limited perspective

Scientific diagram using the log scale to chart out the tininess of human experience across time and space. It's in a square but it ain't a big square :(

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 17/09/2026

you know, this, but semantic:

list of the strongest trigger words in the game facade at https://facade.fandom.com/wiki/Strike_system#List_of_triggers

Quote:

Level five trigger words and phrases include the following:

Melon
Insults (stupid, jerk, asshole, bitch, fuck you, screw you, etc.)
Sexual slang (excluding boob(s), ass, asshole/butthole [provided that the latter two are not used directly as an insult])
"Let's not keep digging"
Some slurs, such as n*****, f*****, etc.
Death-related words and phrases, such as die, kill, murder, suicide, "kill yourself," etc.
"Liar"
Pig
Snake
Rat
"Get me off"
"We'll fuck later"
Bang
"Want nothing"
Nasty
Stinky
"Jump out the window"
I did not miss you
"Stop talking," "Shut up," etc.
Sadist
Suggesting Trip or Grace should bathe with you

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 13/09/2026

damn, this must be how it feels for the brave folks who dare to be cisgender out loud

a vintage anti-gay meme where a silhouette of a guy with a cross has a rainbow hand with a rainbow gun to his head. Upper text: Bake My Damned Cake

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 12/09/2026

feel like shit, just want her back

the linksys wrt-54g router, a remarkably exploitable and useful device

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 12/09/2026

don't anthropomorphize dog behavior btw

Screenshot from Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden:

Charles Barkley: I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily.

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 11/09/2026

Also, what the hell?

Screenshot from the vengaboy's website with the paragraph highlit:

We Like to Party!

This all time party favourite took the world wide charts by storm. From the # 2 spot in the UK to the top 25 of the Billboard Hot 100. Gets the whole Yankee Stadium on its feet to this day.

In the video The Vengaboys take the Vengabus through the beautiful Province of Barcelona ending up in a nightclub in La Barceloneta, Barcelona.

Little known true fact; At the time of the shoot this Vengabus had no working brakes.

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 05/09/2026

They rebuilt my hair. Everything works, but they had never seen a picture from my 30s. They had no guide for putting it back together.

Vina's real body from Star Trek's pilot The Cage. Aliens made her into a smokeshow in alien god vr to try to enrapture the ship into staying forever but when the scales fell from their eyes, they saw aliens tried to heal her body from a shipwreck with no idea what a person looks like.

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 05/09/2026

No kids allowed, also

Are children and infants allowed to ride?

For Model Y Robotaxi vehicles, minors aged 8-17 are permitted to ride if accompanied by an adult. Guests under the age of 8 are not permitted to ride in a Model Y Robotaxi vehicle.

For Cybercab vehicles, minors aged 13-17 are permitted to ride if accompanied by an adult. Guests under the age of 13 are not permitted to ride in a Cybercab vehicle.

Review our Robotaxi Terms of Service and Rider Rules for more information.
Are children and infants allowed to ride?

For Model Y Robotaxi vehicles, minors aged 8-17 are permitted to ride if accompanied by an adult. Guests under the age of 8 are not permitted to ride in a Model Y Robotaxi vehicle.

For Cybercab vehicles, minors aged 13-17 are permitted to ride if accompanied by an adult. Guests under the age of 13 are not permitted to ride in a Cybercab vehicle.

Review our Robotaxi Terms of Service and Rider Rules for more information.

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 04/09/2026

what of the noble tramway that unfortunately puts itself above the rabble on the street?

roosevelt island tramway that carries people in a huge gondola, the size of a van, over the hudson river to a quirky island neighborhood that's nearly car and subway free.

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 30/08/2026

Maritime lawyers hate this one weird trick.

the pirate taking over the bridge in that tom hanks movie "captain phillips" saying "look at me, i am a p zombie now"

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 30/08/2026

But yeah get a Pixel phone and a Clicks keyboard case and use the Android 16+ Terminal (which runs a debian vm) and you have the graphing calculator of your dreams despite having no enter or tilde keys.

emacs gui running inside my android phone's Debian AVF vm

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 24/08/2026

Does the sqlite team steam his beans more? sqlite.org/codeofethics...

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 17/08/2026

"I saw your willy"

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 17/08/2026

I was at mitsua buying ts and a bunch of teens surrounded me and chanted "NGMI" until I tossed my Pocket Tumeric in their eyes. Stay safe out there.

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 13/08/2026

The Mauler Twins arguing who's the passoid and who's the agp

The girl mauler twin (of two) who shows up in the ep where angstrom levy has a bad day and a mental health episode

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 12/08/2026

www.commondreams.org/news/trump-g... Dr. Phil at the vanguard of the Greenland invastion

The company also has ties to several Trump allies and associates. According to The Guardian:

Greenland Energy has retained Phil McGraw, better known as Dr. Phil, a prominent right-wing former chatshow host who served on Trump’s religious freedom commission, to make a documentary series that will “capture the mission of these modern-day wildcatters.”

It has also appointed as a director a US Navy veteran who is working on Golden Dome, the missile defense plan for which Trump says controlling Greenland is “vital.”

Larry Swets, Greenland Energy’s chair and a big shareholder, appears to enjoy access to Trump’s circle. He has said the oil project is “not related to American annexation.”

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 12/08/2026

Also there's accessories to keep them from getting too stinky. How many million will we blow on G.L.O.V.E. Stix?

Glove stix, an accessory to make the taser gloves less stinky

a spray because the gloves get too stinky

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 08/08/2026

then at the bottom of the page a link wrt modern slavery, with a lot of words that aren't "we don't use slaves" and some other pretty concerning disclaimers and explanations

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 08/08/2026

Then this whole page of greenwashing pap about how they paid some university to put reef seeds in or something. But they made it say hope for the population of indonesia that seems to speak everything but english

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 08/08/2026

speaking of ethics slop, i wanted to see if walmart could deliver acceptable catfood with my groceries and went on a rabbit hole. The least bad option was made by mars candy and had this under the ingredients and "your cat likes eating healthy fish" stuff

Sheba cat food proud they made a reef in indonesia say hope

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 03/08/2026

Yeah. Outside of ai, I feel like "slop" is used a lot on things people used to like but no longer enjoy. Like dudes call treats they got growing up once a year slop. I think it's downstream of the hedonic treadmill or these dour times or perhaps a chemical imbalance...

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 30/07/2026

(do note the post is 4 months old, btw)

A four-panel, black-and-white comic by PBF Comics (The Perry Bible Fellowship) depicting an interaction between a samurai and an owl.
Panel-by-Panel Breakdown
Panel 1: A samurai, viewed from behind and wearing traditional armor and a katana, stands in a grassy field facing a large, thick tree. A small owl is perched on one of the tree's branches.
Samurai's dialogue: "WISE OLD SHITASHI, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY TARDINESS."
Panel 2: The framing remains identical to the first panel. The samurai continues addressing the owl.
Samurai's dialogue: "I REALIZE A GREAT WAR IS UPON US."
Panel 3: A close-up shot of the owl perched on the branch. The owl has a vacant, unintelligent expression with wide, slightly misaligned eyes and its beak hanging open awkwardly.
Panel 4: The framing returns to the wide shot of the samurai and the tree from the first two panels. The samurai is now looking down at the ground with his shoulders slumped in disappointment.
Samurai's dialogue: "YOU ARE NOT SHITASHI."

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 28/07/2026

Me removing myself from the situation so I can remain civil

The pilot of British Airways Flight 5390 dangling outside the cockpit in flight (!) after the windshield burst off (!!) but don't worry. Somehow he lived (!!!)

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 25/07/2026

And somehow this is supposed to take people to the moon in two years? With in space refueling, something we've never done even with unmanned ships? And we're trusting them to land this 15 story thing on the lunar surface?

Starship HLS, the spacex lander that's 15 stories tall and has an elevator for crew and cargo

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 19/07/2026

they used to have eggs but they all went to bsky

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 18/07/2026

I miss when they talked about cucks all day, and assumed everyone would get what they meant

xkcd 2501, average familiarity where two geologists assume the public knows about some mineral formulas

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Kimb @kimb.dev · 10/07/2026

There is no such thing as grungler. There is a living tapestry of sex pests and eggs and nitro and the beauty of that tapestry and the quality of our lives will depend upon how much each of us is prepared to take responsibility for ourselves