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Kim Uruska

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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Albertan (she/they/any) 💕 Ruby is the best programming language 👩🏼‍🍳 Eat the Rich, Outlaw Billionaires 🖕Anti-fascist, Fuck MAGA Radically pro-transgender.

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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 14/07/2026
Mods are asleep, post skeletons.
Two small plastic skeletons sit on a small bench on a porch holding small coffee cups in Hawaii. There is also construction material on the porch surrounding them.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 24/06/2026
Oof. Actually would have been better to interview Clav for this one.
Thumbnail for a YouTube video where Doctor Mike interviews Jonathan Haidt about looksmaxxing, with a picture of clavicular in the middle.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 23/06/2026
Meme: Picture of a whir guy with hair loss and a neutral expression with the headline “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point” with the text “Psychosis Machine” replacing “Worst Person You Know”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 08/04/2026
Tacos confirmed.
Two tacos in a paper clamshell container, one is vegan chicken, the other is vegan beef.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 01/04/2026
Calgary remains a good city with good people in government. Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
The transgender flag raised on a flagpole in front of the historic sandstone, Calgary city hall on Trans Day of Visibility.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 09/03/2026
Pretty sure this violates both of Jeff’s pillars.
Tweet from Jeff Bezos, owner of the Washington Post.

“I’m writing to let you know about a change coming to our opinion pages. 
 
We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets. We’ll cover other topics too of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others.”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 08/03/2026
Danielle Smith invokes notwithstanding clause to override daylight savings shift.
Alberta premiere Danielle Smith standing behind a lectern in a blue suit. She is glowering.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 19/01/2026
Captain Phillips meme: the leader of the Somali pirates, played by Barkhad Abdi, is wearing a red MAGA hat and says to Captain Phillips, played by Tom Hanks, “look at me, I’m the snowflake now.”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 15/01/2026
Welp, I guess the executions are about to start.
Thumbnail of a video showing Karoline Leavitt with the headline “White House says Trump does not want to execute Democrats.”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 04/01/2026
Meanwhile, from Canada’s clown troupe, this dumbass forgets that Trump was threatening to invade Canada just last year.
Screenshot from X the everything app, wherein PP forgets that Canada is in fact a socialist country whether he likes it or not, and tweets out:

“Congratulations to President Trump on successfully arresting narco-terrorist and socialist dictator Nicolas Maduro, who should live out his days in prison. 

The legitimate winner of the most recent Venezuelan elections, Edmundo González, should take office along with the courageous hero and voice of the Venezuelan people, María Corina Machado.

Down with socialism. Long live freedom.”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 01/10/2025
lol, ok, Bob
Screenshot of the cover of the book She: Understanding Feminine Psychology by Robert A. Johnson.

As this book was written by a Jungian psychologist in 1976, it to provides insight into the mind of a man who thinks that he understands women’s minds deeply enough to write a book about it. 

Target audience: 🤷‍♀️
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 27/08/2025
There really is a first time for everything.
Headline: Gene-edited pig lung transplanted into a brain-dead patient for first time.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 21/08/2025
I guess John MacArthur was getting lonely in hell.
AP Headline. James Dobson, Focus on the Family founder and key leader on the Christian right dies at 89.

Photo of a pale, aged homophobe and hateful man who will be buried in another gender neutral bathroom.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 08/08/2025
Two panel Drake Meme:
First panel: Man in orange coat holding up his hand and wincing at the text “birthing person.”
Second panel: Same man pointing and smiling at text “egg-producing equipment.”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 18/07/2025
New Elvis is alive conspiracy theory just dropped.
AI generated picture of a black man named  “Elvbs Presley”.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 14/07/2025
This strategy might actually work. It brought the Canadian government to heel in less than a hundred days.
AP headline: Trump threatens Eussia with tariffs if war on Ukraine isn’t resolved.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 17/06/2025
I have a feeling this will hurt more than it helps.
Screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail for The Ezra Klein Show. The thumbnail is a picture of Sarah McBride wearing headphones. It reads “Returning to ‘Trans 101’” and the title of the episode is “Sarah McBride on Why the Left Lost in Trans Rights.”

The video has 15k views as of 9 hours since upload.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 14/06/2025
I too hate the new voice of Jr. it’s uncanny and somewhat ear piercing. It’s getting harder and harder to care about that 3,000+ day streak.
Screenshot from DuoLingo of the character Jr. saying “Papá, tengo una idea maravillosa!” Which translates to “Papa, I have a great idea!”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 19/05/2025
Close up of mangled hands as drawn by AI. But it’s the next chapter.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 02/05/2025
Do I even have a choice?
Painted portrait of Donald Trump wearing an uncharacteristic yellow tie, and the headline “Follow Trump’s second term.”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 02/05/2025
It’s bee season!
Picture of cherry blossoms with a honey bee collecting pollen and nectar.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 01/05/2025
Why does this seem so ominous. Is Trump going to have JD Vance kill the Prime Minister so he can have that job too? We already know he wants it.
Thumbnail for a YouTube video wherein Donald Trump threatens to meet with Prime Minister Carney “soon”. Trump looks like diseased meat as is usual.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 30/04/2025
Y’all. Look at the pixels. This is real.
Picture of president Donald Trump holding a photo of a man’s hand with tattoos and obviously photoshopped letters “MS13” superimposed on them. The presidents own hands have curious markings which look like actually real ink tattoos of the letters “MS13”.  This indicates that the president is in fact a member of the notorious gang himself.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 29/04/2025
At least I get one happy thought today.
Pierre Poilievre, CON
❌ Defeated
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 27/04/2025
Share your last four played games to expose your gaming habits. bsky.app/profile/rene...
BalatroMinitAlien IsolationScourgeBringer
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 23/04/2025
How I arrived on Bluesky
A display of angry looking chicken cake pops at a local bakery.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 14/04/2025
This fucking gooner wants to play Canadian Prime Minister the same way Trump plays president, by ignoring the constitution and enacting whatever law he wants by fiat.
Picture of Pierre Poilievre making a goon face while talking about how Conservatives like to ignore the constitution so they can enact inhumane and degrading laws.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 04/04/2025
Get hyped for the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-order! www.reddit.com/r/Games/comm...
Reddit thread about pre-order delays on the Nintendo Switch 2 because of tariffs.

User thedeadsuit: anyone else sick of all this winning? please rescue me from this winning
User Roliq: i feel so liberated right now
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 03/04/2025
bostonraremaps.com/wp-content/u... There’s a rumor that someone showed him this map as inspiration. Chilling and stupid.
Map of the “Technate of America”, showing Canada, Greenland, Mexico, Central America, Panama, and part of South America as contiguous parts of the US.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 25/03/2025
Two panel meme.

First panel is two portraits of Donald Trump side by side, one is his official presidential portrait, with cartoonishly dramatic lighting and the president raising his eyebrow, in an attempt to hide signs of a recent stroke. The second portrait is a painting from the Colorado capital that accurately depicts Trump as a bloated, business man with an expression like he’s holding in a fart. Trump claims this portrait is distorted and demands it be removed. 

Second panel is Pam from The Office (US version) saying “they’re the same picture.”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 09/03/2025
This is what Danielle Smith is up to while being investigated for corrupt dealings to overcharge Albertans for healthcare. Even if you voted for this trash, you deserve better what a disgrace.
Screenshot of an event poster for a gala even at fake university Prager U, hosted by Ben Shapiro and Alberta premiere Danielle Smith.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 07/03/2025
At least Friday is staring off right.
Screenshot of a post announcing release of the new album from Lady Gaga with a link to various streaming platforms.
http://ladygaga.Ink.to/MAYHEM
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 26/02/2025
Elon Musk leaked Pierre Poilievre’s new campaign slogan after “Canada First” underperformed.
Screenshot of a tweet where Elon Musk says “Canada is not a real country”. It has been viewed 206,000 times and has 624 likes.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 22/02/2025
It’s very funny to be messaged by an SMS system that is aware that I immediately have to shout “HELP! STOP!”
Screenshot of an SMS message that reads:
Welcome to SMS messages from Square - Reply w/ “HELP” for more or “STOP” to unsubscribe from receiving messages, std rates apply”
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 20/02/2025
I want my $13 CAD back.
Get The NY Times for $0.50 CDN per week. What a deal, for trash
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 19/02/2025
Screenshot of the Youtube algorithm recommending a slop video. The thumbnail has the text “Juses is a fairytale” and the title is “Atheist Professor MOCKS Jesus Christ —But Barron Trump’s Response Left…”

The video has 5 views and lasts over 20 minutes. The professor looks like an AI hallucination of a smug college professor.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 18/02/2025
Rump tower in Chicago.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 18/02/2025
Even more trans erasure from this awful rag of a paper.
NYT headline further edited to read “Person killed in New York was tortured for more than a month, police say.” The original headline identified the man as a trans man, was then edited to remove the word “trans” and now erases his fender entirely.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 16/02/2025
Regina George wearing a Santa hat, saying “Stop trying to make Gulf of America Happen. It’s not going to happen.” This is a meme about Donald Trump.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 13/02/2025
That crypto ruined my life too.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 06/02/2025
This is an agouti, from Ecuador. His name is George.
Picture of an agouti, giant rodent species from Central America.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 31/01/2025
Feeling real confident about this AI thing.
Instructions for making tea, automatically translated from Japanese to English. 

Pour 180ml of hot water into a cup, put in a tea bag and wait for 2 minutes. 

When time passes and the color of the tea comes out, shake it up and down twice, take out the tea bag and eat it.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 26/01/2025
We’re gonna need a bigger cheese.
17% More Crackers!*
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 22/01/2025
I'm not the first to do this. I won't be the last.
How it started meme.
Picture of Elon Musk awkwardly jumping during a Trump Rally.
How it's going meme.
Picture of Elon Musk making a Nazi salute during the Trump inauguration.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 20/01/2025
Donald Trump will die soon. You owe it to yourself to live long enough to help make his grave into the largest gender neutral bathroom in history.
Jeff Goldblum next to a mound of dinosaur manure saying "That is one big pile of shit" in Jurassic Park.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 12/01/2025
My province is in this picture and I don't like it.
51st state hopeful premiere Danielle Smith posing with authoritarian Donald Trump wearing his signature red hat that will likened to a swastika by future generations. Assuming there are future generations.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 26/12/2024
If Elon wants to wreck Wikipedia, he has to do it the old fashioned way: Pay way too much and then unleash bots and nazis until you drive it into the ground. It’s so obvious.
Thank you page after donating to Wikipedia.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 24/12/2024
Jennifer Johnson standing by her statement that trans kids are comparable to shit. I hope she gets some really nice cookies for Xmas this year.
Alberta MLA Jennifer Johnson sitting next to a member of transphobic organization Gays Against Groomers.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 09/12/2024
Probably tastes better than the White Man’s Burden puddings.
Package of Mr. Kipling “exceedingly good”microwaveable pudding.
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Kim Uruska @kim.uruska.lol · 09/12/2024
Rare export from TERF Island, just in time for Xmas. Do you think they know?
Package of Aunty’s Delicious Spotted Dick microwaveable pudding.
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