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Kim B. 📎

@kim-b.bsky.social
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Kind of a nobody on twitter. Still a nobody, but it’s much nicer around here. Gardener, Grammy, Conflabbinista, Crone Curious. Bodhi, the Black Golden Ausshole on NH’s West Coast, is in charge. 🫘 Sometimes I drop words at remuddled.substack.com

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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pantry jewels.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like the prototype for Ridley Scott’s chest-busting alien.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MC Escher for Quince™️? (FWIW I really like the jacket.)
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nebraska is just a little too close to the targets turmp suggested to Iran. Maryland affords him a bit more distance.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unenforced laws and court orders are the equivalent of “serving suggestions”.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His eloquence is unmatched.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Fool me thrice, I’m a stupid motherfucker.”
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Produced by Amazon. Distributed by Taylor Farms.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We burn 6-7 cord a year, between two wood stoves. Cobbled-together farmhouses are super fun to heat. I prefer the stoves but the boiler keeps the pipes from freezing and also provides our domestic hot water. As to why oil is kind of the norm around here, I’m not sure, but now I’m curious too.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chiming in from NH. Home heating oil is basically diesel. We have a boiler which is oil-fired. It heats water that circulates through the house via pipes housed in baseboard radiator units similar to this:
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Anniversary! 🥂❤️
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Totally beside the point, but that headline? Trump L’oil? *chef’s kiss*
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait! Isn’t that the FECON 1 Fecal Containment System? Also, breezy days make an argument for leaving the tailoring tacks in the jacket vents.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh. And, unfortunately, yes. I do garden maintenance in SWNH and Southern VT and am very familiar with them.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unless there’s a mention of bestiality, is it really even news?
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’s the woman walking around muttering “YTA” isn’t she?
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It would, however, appear that she’s been fully briefed on Project 2025’s agenda.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Winner of OCJOTD* 🏆 *Off-Color Joke of the Day Congratulations, AG! 🎉
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like a rotting peach.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🎶 Whoa, we’re halfway there!🎶
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damn. Beat me to it 😂
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Still prioritizing inanities. Cool, cool…we’re cool.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And the Harp-sycophant played on. 🙄
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fenolies, Ma-kwayne?
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m not a tech company, so I’m good, right? p.s. Mapquest is still a thing. And it believes in truth and creativity, both. bsky.app/profile/kim-...
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Acknowledging he shoots blanks.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In a Freedom Fuels restroom, it appears.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watched for the first time last night. Shocked I’d not seen it before, tickled that I now have.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
GMTA bsky.app/profile/kim-...
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mapquest, too. bsky.app/profile/kim-...
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mapquest lives, and refuses to bend the knee. bsky.app/profile/kim-...
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You don’t have to be the color of a rotting yam to rename stuff, and doing so doesn’t make facts and reality disappear. Welcome to Lake Unredact.
A map of Lake Ontario, which I have renamed Lake Unredact. 

Because you don’t have to be the color of a rotting yam to rename stuff, and doing so doesn’t make facts and reality disappear. 

Deflect, distort, deny, distract,
Even when you hide it, you can’t change a fact.
Believe the women who’ve nothing to gain
By telling the truth of their trauma and pain.

Welcome to Lake Unredact.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here’s an idea… (h/t @mapquest.com for their commitment to truth and free speech for everyone)
A map of Lake Ontario, which I have renamed Lake Unredact. 

Because you don’t have to be the color of a rotting yam to rename stuff, and doing so doesn’t make facts and reality disappear. 

Deflect, distort, deny, distract,
Even when you hide it, you can’t change a fact.
Believe the women who’ve nothing to gain
By telling the truth of their trauma and pain.

Welcome to Lake Unredact.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“I’ve got a brain for business and a bod for sin.” It’s like we have to explain everything. *sigh*
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hahaa! Thanks!
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sunday pays time and a half.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She’s calculating her fee. Every variation from the agreed upon social requirements result in an additional surcharge.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Sir…”
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She serves at the pleather of the president?
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kirsten Wiig is the obvious choice to portray this woman.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How fortunate we are to have so many better and more effective options, if the party is willing to demand them.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
33%…it’s not just for approval ratings anymore.
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Kim B. 📎 @kim-b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pulling the weeds.
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