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Killy

@killybutt.bsky.social
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Personal account of @Kilcodo.bsky.social - suitmaker, mom of 2, friend of the pole and the hole. 🍒

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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 10h
Who sits like this
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been introducing my husband to sneaker pimps songs he didn’t know. Marriage is a journey of constant discovery
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its hilarious to me how as soon as i get premenstrual i become so adhd i can barely concentrate i want to literally do 900 things and can't focus but as soon as i start bleeding i become a zen fucking monk
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 30/09/2026
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope you feel better soon 🩷
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mentored a high school senior today who wants make fursuits and it is a proud moment 🥹
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have a folder called “Xmas movies” which is mostly for our kids and Rob was like: put it in the folder
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A man haunted by his inability to just jerk off to get a clear head
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watched Eyes Wide Shut and can’t help but feel the entire problem could have been avoided if the main characters just had bonked ferociously
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😐
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CONGRATULATIONS!! happy birthday Isaac 💕💕💕 he will be very loved!!
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Theme parks cost a bajilllion dollars now so guess who’s going to Gatorland instead
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OH and I am also taking my kids to Orlando in 2 weeks but I will be solo w them through the weekend while R does a seminar, so best of luck to me
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read somewhere that babies can’t differentiate between themselves and their birth giver and this makes so much sense lol
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My brain can’t even read it there’s always so many tiny words everywhere
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every normie in South Carolina uses ai flyers for their event and I wanna claw my eyes out. It looks like SOUP
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven’t done dd in a DECADE but I am going to give it my best shot 🫡
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
aaaaAAAA I got into the dealers at a state con for next year 👀👀👀👀
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A haunted house but it’s just my house and there’s a stomach virus
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My husband caught the 5 yo’s stomach virus, am I doomed
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jfc
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having a kid under 7 is like “what virus will we have this week” roulette
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Daughter throwing up with a fever HERE WE GO
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just found out after all these years that a guy who still holds a grudge against me for not dating him in the 00s is a huge oasis fan and I’m a blur fan. It was doomed from the start
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Play doh buddy
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s science project: raising tomato hornworms that were eating our garden 🪴
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That is def a traumatic Christmas memory 😳😳😳
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They make non pesticide shampoo now! So hopefully less toxic. I remember how bad the old shampoo used to smell bc it was loaded w poison :(
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m so grossed out lol
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How I totally wanted to spend my Sunday: treating my 5 year old for head lice
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wheezing my mom said she’d buy me a 3d printer for my bday
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Texts I send my husband
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol we tried to fix our own toilet and water was blasting into the ceiling. Marriage goals
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
was it as good for the chickens as it was for him? 🐓
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Excited for you :) it is an amazing journey!
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Travis is heading there now maybe y’all can meet up 🥰
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OH!!
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What dis??
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dad at my kids jiu Jitsu class is talking to me about being a liberal non-religious homeschooler and I feel so relieved
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Had to jump out of my fucking chair and find that video again bc of this post
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
put "trim bush" on a note up on fridge and then look at it and cackle immaturely
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"luxury puke room" words i never would have imagined together until now
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The problem is I’m a Floridian in flip flops now living in the fire ant summer of South Carolina and my toes are BIT UP by those little red fuckers
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m afraid of heights and roller coasters but I genuinely don’t find human bodies weird. I think bodies are lovely. I think people should enjoy their bodies no matter how old. It just doesn’t bother me at all.
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
At an acquaintance’s house for a lovely dinner when she mentions she gets the ick from knowing old ppl have sex and I’m just over here hoping I can have sex til I’m 100
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Omg it does
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh my GOD D:
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Speaking of cats, this is how my cat helps with homeschool
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I guess I’m lucky I have my first cat ever and he hardly ever pukes
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Killy @killybutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m taking care of her house rn while she’s visiting family and she’s down to “only” 4 cats (from 15) but today I discovered one of the bedrooms is literally just the puke room
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