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VSTN PNCE

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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 12h
He’s actually more engaging than the vacuous twats that’ll be appearing at a Tesco near you…
Squeezey Cheezy Peaz - Now available from Tesco
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wanna feel old? This is popular Bristol trip-hop band Portishead today
Not Portishead
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did see that he’d put his house on Rightmove not so long ago
A house for sale full of Nazi crap.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stewart Lee
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Sandman looking cool next to his futuristic car thing. Logan’s Run - The TV Show
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to know which memorial is more meaningful
Captain Tom Glory Hole - If his daughter found out she’d start charging for entry.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Yeah you know it now but tell them who you said first”
Brent confusing Fray Bentos with Fidel Castro
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donald & Davey Stott. Much funnier than Beckett & Widdicombe. And Brady & Hindley come to think about it🤔
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blue Sky / Twitter
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Eddie & Richie terrified to see Cannonball Taffy O Jones
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry, I was just….Thinking Out Loud
HRH Captain Janeway. 

In S5E9 “Who Sings For The Billionaires ?”she clearly stated ‘Ed Sheeran Is A Money Grabbing Cunt’
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kim Jong Un dropping truth bombs.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And people say Brett Anderson never smiles
Peter Serafinowicz. He’s been in more stuff than you remember, Suede, Star Wars, he’s done it all
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
One of those lads from Galactica 1980 on his fancy-pants space bike they used to blend in. It could fly too.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ladies and gentleman…..
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yay, we just need that Flesh Eating Bug from the early 90s to come back and that’s the Triple Crown of 90s Diseases
Salmonella is also back, someone get Edwina Currie on the blower for a quote.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Competitive Dad making sure he wins at every fucking thing even things that make no sense like memorising a train timetable only to still get stuck at the crossing.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And here’s their Manager
Mr Dennis, who’s been managing Cud.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just me heading over to Wikipedia expecting to be Rick-rolled about a different singer and…
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“You fucking what?”
Pat Butcher, not ‘aving it
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m going to wait for when they go into space for the sequel.
Matchbox Adventure 2000 - I’ve still got some of these bad boys.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Can I just shock you? I like watching England in the world cup #england #englandfootball #tuchel
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh we’re doing songs about all night long, are we? Excellent.
A to the C to the D and also to another C and their fairly mediocre All Night Long song.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They’re all at it. Worst. Logistically. Complicated. Game. Ever.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Go home and get your shine box <VSTN PNCE legs it>
Billy Batts telling Jen to go get her shine box, something that VSTN PNCE wouldn’t do because he doesn’t want to go into the desert and dig a hole. Oh, that was Casino wasn’t it? Nevertheless.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh look at you, not joining in.
General Boles just not having it, even though everyone else mistakenly things he might win.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wow, Ted & Ralph had a kid together. Congratulations folks.
Ted & Ralph in happier times
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm"
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If he goes…
Malcom Tucker accurately predicting that Farage will return to politics eventually, like he always does, when he senses there’s an opportunity to exploit something dreadful for his own benefit.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hydration Break
Sea burial
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
When trying to get it out only makes things worse.
Trump regretting more than anything else in his life whatever led him to get his John Thomas stuck in his USA!USA! Zipper
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Low is the best album in the ‘Berlin Trilogy’ and I’ll machine gun to death anyone who disagrees”
Kim Jong Un laying down Bowie facts in his Bowie style massive fucking trousers.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The BBC suggesting we should care about what this orange sack of shit thinks about our PM when the rest of us know there’s no point trying to be a friend or ally with America anymore.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me visiting the reflecting pool
Annakin Darth SkyVader or whoever he was at that point.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The one and only…
Jay from The Inbetweeners. Scored 7 penalties in the final and shagged three WAGs.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“Surely Prime Minister, the writings on the wall now?”
Laura KKK waiting to get rid of this Labour lot and help install some nice far right people into power.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It looks like it’s been changed to show he was actually a fucking handsy cunt who assaulted her, initial damage has been done tho.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That was “Not On My Bingo Card” by Online Reply
John Pee meme, yes, that one again.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Half a Curlywurly and a packet of Love Hearts.
Eddie Hitler placing his order
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Under Neon Loneliness
Empty Motorcycle Shop Ness
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yourself But As A Cartoon
Panthro. Slapheaded Thundercat.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yep, he certainly did. Run to the hills and keep running you daft cunt.
Bruce from Iron Maiden moaning because he got what he wanted.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Repost with your first crush
Colonel Wilma Deering.
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Well it was
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Looking forward to seeing you on WILTY
David Mitchell telling a humorous tale about our Joel
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VSTN PNCE @killswitch73.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Kylie when she gets home..
Kylie looking at her mangled feet.
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