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Rei

@killjoyace.bsky.social
185 followers 373 following 864 posts

They/them, ace, panro. Magic: The Gathering, board games, video games, anime, British comedy, and a hint of emergency management

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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not the makeover I was hoping for... waiting on the surgeon now #crps
Rei in the hospitalhooked up to medical monitors witha net on their hair
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Made apple pie loaf
Apple pie loaf in parchment paper
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I did dumb dog things last night
The Ozolith with Many Counters thanks to Extruder and Sophia
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean! LOOK AT IT! Not bad for beta and them doing a week of work
A picture of what the Beta for Mapquest on Android Auto looks like in dark mode along with the new Bayside song 'Dont't Come Easy'
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When your coworker sees that people disturb you so often they make you this to hang
A wood sign that says 'Do not disturb' and in smaller text 'my peace, my joy, my grind, my whole entire vibe' with a face that has an X for a mouth.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So I feel that a lot of the MTG Trek set is going to be trek fans and trekkies having a fun time and everyone else Party pooping and this image Ive had forever and I dont know who did it popped back in my head and I was like, yup, that is it. That is the vibes #mtgtrk
Cpt Kirk with a phaser and sliced shirt saying "Party Rockers In The House-" while Obi-Wan in Jedi robes and a blue lightsaber corrects him to "It's Party Rock Is"
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyone in Delaware looking for a cute bully puppy? Someone trying to get out of a hard situation needs to remove him for reasons out of their control.
Discord messages between Rei and another person looking for remote their mostly brown with a white face bully mix puppy.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Imagine writing an article about the musical line up at the Delaware State Fair and getting one of the acts wrong when it is on the fair's website...
An article from WDEL local news in DE talking about ticket refunds for a power outage and mislabeled Men at Work as Men & Work
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is the first time I've actually liked the way I looked in forever. I really like this shard of blue
Rei with a black collared top, black glasses, and purple-blue shoet hair. They are sitting against a Grey office background
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Made honey lemon lavender loaf today.
A loaf of cake in in a glass container
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I finally got Pizza Dog! Now I need a second one to get us altered to be Buddy
Buddy, a white pit bull mix with a black nose and a brown spot in his eye, naps after eating pizza.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The BeBest Gov Web Address is a redirect to the White House and one of the shittiest designers I think Ive seen
A screen capture of bebest.gov to get governments involved in children learning through technology
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Meanwhile my dog finds my job boring
A brown, black and white Saint Bernard asleep on a navy floor by a conference table
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
A tweet with a picture of a yellow lab puppy behind bars that says "I didn't fuck around So why am I finding out !!!!!!!"
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The amount of education, shade, and emergency management that Pokopia brings makes me so happy. In this paper I will...
A journal entry from Pokopia about CDs
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I love my local small bookstore
A email ammoucement about the league of women voters sharing information about the efforts to get women to vote
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Can we talk about the continuium of bird in Pokémon. To one side, angry guy, to the other, happy little rolly poly
Brown, a green chicken Pokémon from Wind and WaveRoulette and brown and white owl Pokémon with a green leaf bow tie from Sun and Moon
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh no no no you don't
A screenshot of the realfood.gov website with an AI prompt
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Lies, this is funding that was held up by the Secretary Noem imposed approval process...none of this is new funding or brand new stuff, it has app been appropriately applied for and probably fought for in the court system and they are trying to paint it as a win
Headline about release FEMA funding
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
All the NFL Memers are as one on this issue
The knights of the round table with the NFL divisions saying Fuck ICE in the middle
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I get to have this original Lorwyn at in my house and I feel so lucky
Painting of Moonglove Winnower from the original Lorwyn set framed in dark oak wood
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Since we are removing Philadelphia History one this 250th anniversary...
Memorial plaque in Philadelphia about Ona Judge
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Best late Yule present ever
The marquee outside the Miller Theater  sating Taskmaster in white
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Favorite Magic card for Magic Card Monday!
Golgari Charm GB, Instant, Choose one
-All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn
-Destroy target enchantment 
-Regenerate each creature you control
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It was nice! The zoo had this thing called Luminature which was a beautiful light display that wasn't strictly Christmas lights. We were trying to get S'mores but the line was forever
A Christmas tree decorated with yellow black eyed Susan's and purple butterflies to highlight butterfly environments A person in a light hoodie looking up at a yellow lit up jellyfish that was floating in the sky. The rocks in the background are illuminated by blacklight
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Fav pic of 2025...the spouse always gets such good ones
Rei sitting near a fire pit with blue and green light on in the background, dressed in a dark jacket and mittens with their hood pulled up.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? Shit, hopeless hockey gays are not going to conduct a good rescue mission
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Well, my house is destroyed...
A kitchen covered in plastic with a hole in the floorA bedroom with a giant hole in the floor and a man in dark clothes working in it
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The pititude is real this morning
A close up of Buddy's face, who is a white pit bull with a black nose and a brown patch over his right eye.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If you see this, post the bird Lufel is such a better animal sidekick than Morgana
Lufel asking about digging through the garbage to MC in P5x
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I give to you, the elusive ham- cat
Tobi, a striped tabby cat, snuggles into a blanket
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
What...the...fuck
Wizards of The Coast wait time for Secret Lair is more than 1 hour...
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Vigilante/Adrian Chase and Peacemaker/Chris Smith high fiving in the woods from season 1 of Peacemaker
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Listen, this little cinnamon roll of a character is probably the most un-normal I've been in fandom.
Freddie Stroma as Adrian Chase dressed in dark and teal armor with silver highlights meeting Adrian Chase in the same outfit from another universe. It has the subtitle of 'BOTH: We Spider-Man meme'd?'
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Nothing causes as much joy as a new soccer ball for the dog.
Buddy, a white and brown pit bull, runs toward the camera on a sunny day with a soccer ball in his mouth. His ears are flopping as he runs.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
No cheating: Your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?
A reaction from Liam Neeson on press tour doing silly thing with Pamela Anderson
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I can't Alt text all of this, but basically DHS Science and Technology is moving forward with facial recognition that is aiming to get around masks. This is from their public newsletters
DHS Science and Technology public bulletin
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Well, I guess I'm never getting a Codenames game again...
An image from the Codenames Bluesky account that says: "Introducing Codenames: Back to Hogwarts, the beloved party game you know, perfect for both seasoned wizards and Muggle wordsmiths!🦉

PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN NOW!"

It has a picture of the new Codenames: Back To Hogwarts Harry Potter licensed set with a 2025 Q4 release date. It also has a link to order the game.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
A red background with a white tree and little white man dressed as a wizard hold a balloon. Underneath the art in white text it says 'Tree Wizard! Back from the dead to create some Balloons.' From Taskmaster Series 1 done by Romesh.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Clover is being sassy this morning
Clover, a yellow lab and husky mix that has some extra fluffy fur, standing Ina door way getting ready to talk to people.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
FEMA is slow because of DHS, not because of FEMA...when FEMA can't get through hurdles set up at the Department level, its useless. And its a little disgenous to put the blame on FEMA here knowing g these co trols are in place.
Propaganda from the DEpartment of Homeland Security calling and article describing Secretay's Noem's cost review system slowing response further down FAKE NEWS and activist journalism.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
She is here! I love her!
Quistis Trepe, 2B

Blue Magic – When this enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card in any graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

2/2
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
this is how I hit on people
Number 5 from the umbrella academy with a quote that says " I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me, I don't care."
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I made these adorable minion cake toppers frome Leafue of Legends. I was so proud of them at the time.
A melee and mage minion from Leage of Legends in teal and purple on top a sky blue and white cake in front of a forest back drop
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm looking for a copy of Hofri Ghostforge without just ordering an 80 cent card from an online shop. None of my local shops have him. Anyone have a copy?
Hofri Ghostforge 
Spirits you control get +1/+1 and have trample and haste.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of the creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to your graveyard."
Rarity:M
Card Type:Legendary Creature — Dwarf Cleric
3RW
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Have some cats for change
Tobi, a sitting black stripped and Grey domestic short hair cat, and Casimir, a laying down black stripped and copper domestic sort hair, playing in a hallway of hardwood floor and white walls.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Interview on the other coast tonight, so in the meantime just hanging and prepping in between meetings at work. I give you Cupcake as a present.
A sunny day with a large Saint Bernard dog walking around in front of a closed pool. Her tail is up and extra fluffy and her tongue is out from running around. She has a black face with a white stripes between her eyes and white on her muzzle and the rest of her is brown and white.
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If you see this, post a blue character 💙
A picture of Edward the Blue Engine. A tender locomotive, on the Island of Sodor from Thomas the Tank Engine TV Show
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My cat is broken
A Grey and black tabby cat laying on his back asking for belly rubs
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Rei @killjoyace.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I was introduced to Surprise Deployment by my spouse as a way to cheat my big dumb green guys out. It was great. I get my creature back after it does stuff. Real fun with something like Thragtusk or Craterhoof Behemoth. #dragondecks
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