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Killian Majere

@killianmajere.bsky.social
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chirp.me/Killianmajere Married with 2 adult kids. Gamer, Bibliophile, Twitch affiliate.

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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In Super Mario Bros if you use up your last life and are taken back to the start screen, you can press and A and hold start you go back to the world you just died on... I didn't know that... I just learned that. Now I'm mad.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's an insult to the United States services members to have a couple of despicable fools like Logan and Jake Paul to come in and lecture them. Wtf?
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#sonic #sonicthehedgehog #comics #outofcontext
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Whisper from her original Diamond Cutter days. She's awesome. #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #comics
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm hella poor these days since my back and health went to hell. The money I have held up with this bullshit was all the money I had. Ever since my car broke down everything has been an extra dose of hell. Love how you can go from liveable wage to things getting screwed to hell so quick. Want tacos.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Got ahold of customer service and they said they'd take care of it. Hours later and it's still there so I contact again and they say them nor their supervisor can get in to cancel, contact at 8 pm tomorrow when the system allegedly resets.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I miss having a car. Walmart is hella unreliable. Was supposed to get some groceries yesterday and it started showing the driver in front of my house all damn day without anyone being here. Next day it just says delayed without an option to cancel or reschedule.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP Hayden Panettier
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Kairi in Kingdom Hearts 2
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yeehaw Mode #sonic #sonicthegedgehog #comics
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bluesky keeps having issues with loading? Thought my profile was banned for a minute and had no clue why.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nice.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cubot has a bunny girl waifu pillow. #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #comics
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Vampire movie.. but it's a whale. Morbius Dick.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Well, shit. Finish dat bitch! Square Enix Reportedly Halted a Nearly Finished Final Fantasy IX Remake and Has Now Pivoted Away from Mining Its Past share.google/3FQ7pNWzcc2W...
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Square Enix Reportedly Halted a Nearly Finished Final Fantasy IX Remake and Has Now Pivoted Away from Mining Its Past
Square Enix reportedly halted a nearly finished Final Fantasy IX remake and has now pivoted away from mining the franchise's back catalog.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I passed my bar exam. I know the diff between a Klondike and gold bar. I'm a lawyer now.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dunno why i put a question mark at the end. It's a statement. We're coming for you, Scooby.
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Scooby Doo's Ruh Roh Moment
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🎶 Scooby Dooby Doo where are you? It's time to cut your balls off?🎶
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Bob Barker's Price Is Right Pet Message
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In Morbius, he should have said his classic comic line of It's Morbin Time! And got into his Morb Mobile and go get morphine for his mortgage.... That makes no sense. You're stupid. Stop putting stupid in my head. Freak.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Eight years ago today, according to the coroner's report, my eldest brother took his life. I've never gotten over the grief. That pompous son of a bitch.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have found myself obsessing over silly sealions for some reason.
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Sea Lion Silly
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Assume everyone is a cannibal who is out to eat you until you eat them yourself! Except for me... I'm not a gonna eat you. Promise 😊
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Remember the Sega Gamegear commercials, especially the ones that bashed on the Gameboy? That stuff was weird. Look it up. I wish modern commercials had humor. And fragrance commercials didn't do whatever they're doing. That's the wrong kind of weird... I haven't slept. @sega Still love you.
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Sega Kiss: Woman Smiles with Logo
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis is in an infinite connecting state :(
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm an atheist but I hope I'm wrong so that there is a hell for that evil racist bastard.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Maybe Trump doesn't hate Obama. Maybe he's just upset because he's thinking of the poster of him he has hanging in his room that is worn out around the lips. He's just covering up his big time crush and him doing his jerk off dance to the YMCA is just him expressing his inner frustrations. Hehe.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sometimes I'm afraid I'm going to wake up and see Stephen Miller in the corner... Just staring... With Jared Kushner... Just two racist, POS ghouls... *Shudders*
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My power went out last night while playing *checks notes* a game *checks notes again* a game with a title *checks notes one more time* I need to buy some milk. Anyways, it was called Lihiman. This mother fucking jump scare came up and everything DIED right at this screen. That was timing.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The blue crayon tastes like red crayon.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The sky says boom.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For those in the heat dome, try to stay inside and hydrated. Make sure your drinks are "wet in terms of water." ..but seriously, be safe and don't be a dumbass.
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Wet T Shirt Contest Hose
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My grandma egg has hatched and I now have eight baby grandmas. What the hell do they eat?
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It has come to my attention that you're an insufferable basic bitch and no one likes you. You can take your Karen haircut and your pumpkin spice latte and fuck off to your Pilates class which, news flash, hasn't reduced the flab in your horrendously monstrous ass. *Send to random contacts at 2 am*
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Remember, that fucking bird man married a cabbage. He is a cabbage fucker. Why the fuck am I posting this after 2 am...
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nope. It was John fucking Oliver from @lastweektonight.com who looks nothing like a bunny. He is obviously a profane British bird which he was appropriately type cast for. Mind you, the best fucking profane British bird. So, I banished her to the woods and ate all her Oreos. Because I'm a fat ass.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My daughter tried to reference the "late night man I watch." She couldn't remember his name so I asked for a description. She said the one that looked like a bunny so I thought maybe Seth Meyers? I can see him getting smashed and breaking into houses to leave eggs all over and then black out.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So, let me get this straight. If you touch some floating paint in the reflecting pool, you get arrested to the highest extent of the law. You touch kids inappropriately, you get put into government to the highest level available to you at the moment. Yeah. 'Merica. Release the fucking Epstein files
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I haven't posted on here for awhile.... Give me ice cream.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
such as me attack Saxabar with a burger and he now fears pickles and makes out with a manticore. I just started convincing some of them they were AI and they chose to fade from existence and no longer communicate.
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just tried that Vaudeville game that's ran by AI... god it's terrible. Locations don't unlock when they are supposed to, one of the characters just kept saying their AI prompt over and over again, easy to manipulate them into scenarios that makes no sense
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of Final Fantasy XIII on #Twitch and #YouTube. You can check out the #VoD at www.youtube.com/live/3u-rI5s... and follow me on both platforms at KillianMajere. #ffxiii #ff13 #gaming
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Final Fantasy XIII 5/6/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of World of Warcraft on #Twitch and #YouTube. You can check out the #VoD at youtube.com/live/5CpLZVw... and follow me on both platforms at KillianMajere. #warcraft #wow #gaming
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World of Warcraft Midnight 4/30/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of Final Fantasy VII Remake on #Twitch and #YouTube. You can check out the #VoD at youtube.com/live/mUcMaQb... and follow me on both platforms at #KillianMajere #gaming #ff7 #ffvii
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Final Fantasy VII Remake 4/29/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of World of Warcraft on #Twitch and #YouTube. You can check out the #VoD at youtube.com/live/LPSNBpY... and follow me on both platforms at KillianMajere. #gaming #wow #warcraft
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World of Warcraft Midnight 4/27/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of World of Warcraft Midnight on #Twitch #YouTube. You can check out the #VoD at youtube.com/live/InE2Prt... and follow me on both platforms at KillianMajere. #gaming #wow #warcraft
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World of Warcraft Midnight 4/23/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade on #Twitch and #YouTube. You can check out the #VoD at youtube.com/live/VXWxfn4... and follow me on both platforms at KillianMajere #gaming #ff7 #ffvii
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Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade 4/21/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade on #Twitch and #YouTube. You can check out the #VoD at youtube.com/live/SQNoLFd.... Follow me on both platforms at KillianMajere. #gaming #ffvii #ff7 #tifa #sephiroth #yuffie #barret #aerith #cloud #shinra
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Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade 4/19/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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Killian Majere @killianmajere.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just finished a no commentary #stream of Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade on #Twitch and #YouTube. I had to end abruptly mid-cutscene due to personal reasons. You can find the #VoD at youtube.com/live/2r3EncD.... #FF7 #FFVII #gaming #finalfantasy
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Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade 4/15/2026 [No Commentary][Killian Majere]
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