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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cum was the original social media. My latest for The Economist:
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh you want us to ban people? What if we banned everyone? See that’s where your “logic” takes you
@aaron.bsky.team@aaron.bsky.team
Assuming the worst 1% are suspended. How do we handle the next 5%? Our current plan is visibility restriction to their mutuals only. Does it reduce dogpiles or harassment reports? Does this balance freedom of expression with user safety.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the hardest I will cringe today
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The camera's logs also show the camera struggling with storage. Its logs recorded more than 27,000 "no space left on device" errors while trying to save full-resolution images, along with tens of thousands of related errors, crashes, and reboots. At the same time, about every two minutes, code checked that the camera was still running
and logged the message, "Who's a good boy?!" More than 12,000 of those messages appear in the recovered logs.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A day later and I am still hooting and hollering about this. Now that’s direct action. Happy 15th anniversary to Occupy.
404 Media@404media.co
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
404media.co
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Judging from the block I’m guessing no.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of all the obscure references I’ve made this one might be the most
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wonder what annorax is up to these days
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I still think of not understanding a joke as being “Annorax’d.” Here’s a link for the Annorax’d: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumcla...
en.wikipedia.org
Enumclaw horse sex case - Wikipedia
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This joke is what I like to call “a googler”
@theneedling.com@theneedling.com
‘That Actually Happened in Unincorporated King County,’ Reports Guy from Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/38sr95j2
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The trade deficit understander is locked in
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com
Trump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i googled. www.foxnews.com/politics/fac...
foxnews.com
Facebook co-founder Dustin Moskovitz's 'effective altruism' network tied to AI regulation push
Billionaire Democratic megadonor Dustin Moskovitz-backed "effective altruism" funder Coefficient Giving eyes $1B artificial intelligence push amid doomerism concerns.
@thewanderingjew.bsky.social@thewanderingjew.bsky.social
the girls are fighting
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Instead of an office show where after the first season the difference between management and workers is flattened, it’s a retail show where the workers unionize
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Office has the mainstream following that Superstore should have instead
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Momento
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s a sick as hell receiver
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
↪ Replying to @ryanlcooper.com
Big Bird, one of these things is not like the other
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New “Citizens' Commission to Investigate the FBI” just dropped
404 Media@404media.co
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
404media.co
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohh I thought it was actually supposed to be written as 401 consecutive “k’s”
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s more confusing because I think 401k is a different ex of hers
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Her ex changed his name to Polymer and it’s really confusing whether that’s the same guy as Fly and Caveman, or if those are three different guys she knows
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to decide if this is more or less ethical than the original
static.klipy.com
Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not joking, this is word-for-word one of the anti-union arguments management makes when employees go public with their union. We tell workers they’re going to say this as inoculation.
@factpostnews.bsky.social@factpostnews.bsky.social
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I interacted with an AI (played Street Fighter 6 against the CPU) and when I defeated it, it made a noise that sounded like actual pain. Is it alive?
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Cover. @time.com time.com/article/2026...
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Omfg why would they do this. DSALA stop embarrassing the rest of us pls
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait what
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
is this the greatest note for an acting credit in all of Wikipedia
Acting credits
Year 	Title 	Role 	Notes
1997 	The 11 O'Clock Show 		
2000 	Time Gentlemen Please 		
2003 	Gash 		
2004 	A Wife For William 		
2005 	Back in the Day 		
2006 	The Charlotte Church Show 		
2006 	Never Mind the Buzzcocks 		
2006–2012 	The Thick of It 	Phil Smith 	2006, one-hour special in 2007, 2009, 2012
2007 	The C Word 	Presenter 	The euphemism for "cunt", not "cancer"
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh that's the belly.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
whenever you see "foundation," mentally substitute "money that should have been taxed but the rich person it's named after got to spend it however they wanted instead"
The New York Times@nytimes.com
The Gates Foundation has pledged to spend at least $1 billion over the next two years to expand global access to A.I. and help “narrow gaps between the richest and poorest rather than widening them.”
nyti.ms
Gates Foundation Pledges $1 Billion to Combat A.I. Inequality
Bill Gates, the foundation’s chairman, has been vocal about the dangers of artificial intelligence. The donation will be invested in A.I. projects to bridge social inequalities.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
veigar reroll
@enragedodin.bsky.social@enragedodin.bsky.social
Confess your crimes to me
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cc @nora.zone
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bot idea: CondemnBot that pulls from a list of random historical figures and posts "do you condemn [person]"?
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing makes me feel more like a rich person than pulling up my S&P500 index fund investment and seeing how I’m losing $50 on it every day
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Nestor Makhno cameo??
Sokolovskyi started wrestling at the age of 6, and switched to sumo at the age of 15.lo1
According to his mother, he always liked to fight and was not afraid of pain, something she attributes to an ancestor on his father's side,
who was a strongman and who fought alongside Nestor Makhno.'!! As a child, he played football
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIL there’s a Ukrainian who’s a high level sumo wrestler
@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app
Rikishi are known for their stoicism. But outside of the basho, they are still Japan’s most celebrated athletes. So of course, if you hold that status, you have no choice but to Do It To ‘Em. Enjoy the pure Aura of rikishi wearing gorgeous Somenuki (special kimonos) during their daily walkups.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yall already know it’s Burn Notice
@peteypayless.bsky.social@peteypayless.bsky.social
33⅓ but it's for TV shows: which one are you writing? (you're allowed to mention some runner[s]-up)
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IoI
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Underrated city. Visiting from Seattle what was shocking was how Larimer square was nearly empty on a beautiful day because it would be packed if it was Seattle and realizing “oh it’s nice so often that it’s not a big deal”
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“One of Miles Davis’s fusion bands” is cheating. Is PFunk cheating?
@jael.bsky.social@jael.bsky.social
what is your one desert island band? mine is Mastodon. seen them live four times, going for my fifth later this month
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
if you're buying cat or dog stuff in the seattle area, stop by the mud bay store in ballard, belltown, greenwood, lynnwood (west), or shoreline, and congratulate them
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i'm in the back there, not posing- the exuberance was legit
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i'm absolutely over the moon about five Mud Bay stores winning their union election. and not just any win, a blowout! 15-2! www.instagram.com/p/DdODMbMNs3G/
instagram.com
MudBay Workers on Instagram: "WE WON!!! 15 to 2 What an incredible journey this has been. Months of organizing, researching, educating, and standing strong together. We want to take a moment to tha...
212 likes, 12 comments - mudbayworkers on September 13, 2026: "WE WON!!! 15 to 2 What an incredible journey this has been. Months of organizing, researching, educating, and standing strong together. ...
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
stay away from mirrors lmao. hey i'm just kidding. have a great day
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He couldn’t Reach Her 😢
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have you played Kill Doctor Lucky? Childhood favorite of mine
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s easily the best-written union book
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Talarico has to be moderate because otherwise they’ll call him a communi- ah. Right
David Corn@davidcorn.bsky.social
This is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This right here. Aside from how horrible it is to trans people, it’s a big flashing billboard saying “I have no principles and cannot be trusted.”
@coachfinstock.bsky.social@coachfinstock.bsky.social
Yup. I also find it gross to play the "just trying to win <insert state here>" shit because what I'm tired of isn't left right or whatever what I'm tired of is people running for office to follow and not lead. 'I'll go where the wind blows'. I can't vote for that anymore. Principles matter.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
↪ Replying to @marisakabas.bsky.social
I wonder if this is how a different civil war became known as The Troubles
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“I was part of the left” -guy who was not part of the left
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