🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"You know what they say! Tick-tock goes the clock! Won't always be around to bring on a good laugh...!! But who am I to spoil a family affair! ...Eh, Junior..?? HAH!" 001
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Out of the way, GIRL. I'm trying to SEDUCE A MAN. 000
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Happy anniversary, sweetheart!!! There's more where THAT came from. 020
Reposted by 🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖶 . @whiskeyhunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It'll be a year since— ... [ Shudders. ] 041
Reposted by 🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗯𝗼𝘁. @wcrdplay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Feeling cute today! Might commit mass homicide! 002
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You spoilsport, bats! Can't let me have any fun surprises! PATOOEY! No matter, fine — fine. It's been ages since I last prepared a meal, but it'll guarantee to knock you right out of your bat-boots! Mashed potatoes for a side is a must. So gets to peeling, moneybags. 000
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026// The Summer Event of 2026 Batjokes resurfaces And makes ... Meatloaf 050
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026SUCH a baby. Fine— A little oolong might do the trick. I have PLENTY gestures I could be giving you, Bats. But since you're so persistent I'll whip up one of mumsies ol' meatloaf recipes! But you're helping..!! I won't be the only one slaving over a hot stove! We're on equal grounds here! 020
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I do fancy myself a puzzle.... Change tea to a glass of bourbon. Neat. And you've got yourself a deal. Dinner's on you. 010
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Wait — WAIT. Love. You want love? And HEALING? That's . . Different. What about punching my lights out? Roughing it up on the streets of thugs and punks? 010
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh, Bats. Did you REALLY think that was going to hold up? Healing? Me? And then what? Joker's all fixed up, shiny and NEW! BAHAHAHAHA!! Get a GRIP. 020
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Then I've got something you can take, Batman .. 010
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What a bunch of SOURPUSSES. Can't even take a joke? PLEAAASE. What's done is done. Been there DONE that - if you catch my drift. Heehoohoo..! Me and Bats? A thing of the past! I'm focused on me, myself, and I. 020
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"And suddenly the fun is done and I'm headed home EARLY." 020
Reposted by 🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔𝐓𝐈𝐌, @the-redrobin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Y'all remember what happened last time we had vacation? I'm staying behind and keeping an eye on Bruce. 032
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"AAAAAAUGHH..!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE! HORRENDOUS! A DOWNRIGHT DISASTER! THIEF? CRIMINALS! HOW DARE THEY! WHERE'S MY LIMITED EDITION BATMAN KEYCHAIN?!" 010
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"This will be the trip of a LIFETIME! The sun! The fresh smogless air! The sounds of nature as opposed to Gotham's high traffick and blazing gunfire! (Sometimes my doings heehoo). Yes! A BEAUTIFUL vacation!" #TitansSummer 000
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026// Spooky got me with that one 😭 Rae made me giggle 020
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Whataya call a fish with two knees??? A TWO-KNEE FISH!! AAHAAHAHAHA..!!! 030
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I have no interest in fighting or genocide or anything of the likes. I'm here for a good time. Honest! Can you trust me—? Of course not! But it's me against all of you, do you think I'm some dolt?! PUH-LEASE. Use your heads. And let's get the party STARTED! 030
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"You see—? My special invitation! All for me..! I'm here fair and square!! And pinky promise to be on my VERY best behavior! So let's call for a temporary truce, hmmm? No shenanigans besides fun! And then once we get to Gotham we can blow each other up all we want! Deal?" #TitansSummer 020
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026FISHING! Talk about reeling them in for the fun—!! Sounds off the hook..! GET IT! HAAHAHAHAHA..!!! 000
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Oh PIPE down, all of you. Might I offer a fish in these trying times??? Then maybe we could all get along swimmingly..! HAAAH..!!" #TitansSummer 020
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Oh, come ON! Can't we all make merry and have a nice fun, late summer vacay??? Even I need away from Gotham now and then! Look at me! I yearn for the sun..!! Heehoohoo! You won't make me leave.. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" #TitansSummer 030
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026// I wanted to use that picture LAST YEAR but Joker wasn't ALLOWED TO GO. 🫵 040
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Are you 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 going to take away my invite?" #TitansSummer 010
🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"A Summerween beach trip! Now isn't that a HOOT AND A HALF! HAHAH..!! Eh, I don't feel like going." 010