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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔

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*𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲, 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 & 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞. ───────────────────── • 25+ mun / minors DNI / Lewd DNI • ───────────────────── filters by 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭. 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎

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—— 𝐉.𝐉 @punny-business.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You know what they say! Tick-tock goes the clock! Won't always be around to bring on a good laugh...!! But who am I to spoil a family affair! ...Eh, Junior..?? HAH!"
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𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇. @barbarity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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—— 𝓣𝐈𝐌 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄. @a-nalytical.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shut up. This is between me and my man!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anniversary dessert.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"They even spread like butter. HAH."
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Pretty weak in the knees last I recall..."
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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—— 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓 ࣪⋆⚡︎˖ @scarlet-speed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Give me a chance.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Out of the way, GIRL. I'm trying to SEDUCE A MAN.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
3 bacon cheeseburgers.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy anniversary, sweetheart!!! There's more where THAT came from.
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𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖶 . @whiskeyhunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It'll be a year since— ... [ Shudders. ]
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𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗤𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗯𝗼𝘁. @wcrdplay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Feeling cute today! Might commit mass homicide!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You spoilsport, bats! Can't let me have any fun surprises! PATOOEY! No matter, fine — fine. It's been ages since I last prepared a meal, but it'll guarantee to knock you right out of your bat-boots! Mashed potatoes for a side is a must. So gets to peeling, moneybags.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
// The Summer Event of 2026 Batjokes resurfaces And makes ... Meatloaf
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SUCH a baby. Fine— A little oolong might do the trick. I have PLENTY gestures I could be giving you, Bats. But since you're so persistent I'll whip up one of mumsies ol' meatloaf recipes! But you're helping..!! I won't be the only one slaving over a hot stove! We're on equal grounds here!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
// I'm not doing anything Look away.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do fancy myself a puzzle.... Change tea to a glass of bourbon. Neat. And you've got yourself a deal. Dinner's on you.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait — WAIT. Love. You want love? And HEALING? That's . . Different. What about punching my lights out? Roughing it up on the streets of thugs and punks?
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You want what—
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh, Bats. Did you REALLY think that was going to hold up? Healing? Me? And then what? Joker's all fixed up, shiny and NEW! BAHAHAHAHA!! Get a GRIP.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Then I've got something you can take, Batman ..
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can you take a joke—? My memory's a bit fuzzy.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a bunch of SOURPUSSES. Can't even take a joke? PLEAAASE. What's done is done. Been there DONE that - if you catch my drift. Heehoohoo..! Me and Bats? A thing of the past! I'm focused on me, myself, and I.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"And suddenly the fun is done and I'm headed home EARLY."
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𝐓𝐈𝐌, @the-redrobin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Y'all remember what happened last time we had vacation? I'm staying behind and keeping an eye on Bruce.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I LOVE fishing !
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤡
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MORE fishing! Give me a prize!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want to go fishing !!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"AAAAAAUGHH..!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE! HORRENDOUS! A DOWNRIGHT DISASTER! THIEF? CRIMINALS! HOW DARE THEY! WHERE'S MY LIMITED EDITION BATMAN KEYCHAIN?!"
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𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐄. @ashram-archer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"This will be the trip of a LIFETIME! The sun! The fresh smogless air! The sounds of nature as opposed to Gotham's high traffick and blazing gunfire! (Sometimes my doings heehoo). Yes! A BEAUTIFUL vacation!" #TitansSummer
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
PASTY MURDEROUS TWIG?!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
// I'm still on the clock btw
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
// Spooky got me with that one 😭 Rae made me giggle
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whataya call a fish with two knees??? A TWO-KNEE FISH!! AAHAAHAHAHA..!!!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have no interest in fighting or genocide or anything of the likes. I'm here for a good time. Honest! Can you trust me—? Of course not! But it's me against all of you, do you think I'm some dolt?! PUH-LEASE. Use your heads. And let's get the party STARTED!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
// LET ME HAVE MY WHIMSY.
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"You see—? My special invitation! All for me..! I'm here fair and square!! And pinky promise to be on my VERY best behavior! So let's call for a temporary truce, hmmm? No shenanigans besides fun! And then once we get to Gotham we can blow each other up all we want! Deal?" #TitansSummer
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FISHING! Talk about reeling them in for the fun—!! Sounds off the hook..! GET IT! HAAHAHAHAHA..!!!
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Oh PIPE down, all of you. Might I offer a fish in these trying times??? Then maybe we could all get along swimmingly..! HAAAH..!!" #TitansSummer
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Oh, come ON! Can't we all make merry and have a nice fun, late summer vacay??? Even I need away from Gotham now and then! Look at me! I yearn for the sun..!! Heehoohoo! You won't make me leave.. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮?" #TitansSummer
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
// I wanted to use that picture LAST YEAR but Joker wasn't ALLOWED TO GO. 🫵
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Are you 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 going to take away my invite?" #TitansSummer
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I LIED! I'm working on my tan." #TitansSummer
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🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔ @killerjokes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"A Summerween beach trip! Now isn't that a HOOT AND A HALF! HAHAH..!! Eh, I don't feel like going."
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