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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit

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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 49m
Good for her for wanting to learn more about the sport, she has to make decisions about how the franchise is run so her knowing as much as she can is a good thing. Tons of owners are on the sidelines during games, she should not have to make a comment on this.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1h
Also, here's your annual reminder this time of year to watch the Director's Cut of Exorcist 3 if you haven't. It's a legitimately very good movie that never got the attention it deserved because of how horriawful The Exorcist 2 was.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 1h
So we're doing The Exorcist 3.5? Count me the fuck in.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2h
If you can't listen to the audio right now, Dylan Cousins is chirping the fuck out of Dylan Larkin by asking him where his C is (Larkin was stripped of his captaincy after he made a trade demand.) I eagerly await the brawl that will happen when the 3rd period begins.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2h
Lmao I fucking love this sport
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 2h
Congratulations to the closer for the Fathers becoming a father himself!!!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 23h
CRANK THE FUCK OUT OF IT BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!!
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THE YANKEES LOSE!!!! COMPILATION
YouTube video by Ben_Jammin
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Office: Stanley Hudson Dying Laughing
ALT: The Office: Stanley Hudson Dying Laughing
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making the Yankees play baseball, an alarmingly successful strategy since 2024.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just look at this shit lol
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Canadian Baseball League
The official website of the Canadian Baseball League. Explore recent news, scores, standings, player statistics, and team histories from over a century of Canadian baseball.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He is, in fact, your friend. He also played in the Canadian Baseball League this season and shattered a bunch of offensive records lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's being demoted to the computer monitor during baseball but I'm a card carrying Sicko with a reputation to maintain lol
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had the best Monday I've had in a long time after the best Sunday in a long time, and after getting excited about MNF, I see that the fucking Falcons and Saints are on MNF. What a mood killer lol. Will I watch anyway? I sure will!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All the fucking casuals that show up for Dodgers playoff games that think every fly ball is a homer lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll sometimes do that too but these folks skip every time. We are gathered for the Lanterns finale tonight so it can't be skipped but multiple folks said they would if they could hence this whole debate lol. Has to be a legitimately great intro, like Game of Thrones level good for me to never skip.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alright folks, need to crowdsource this one... do you watch show intros or do you just hammer the skip intro button if you can? I am a show intro enjoyer that is very much in the minority amongst current company lol. It's part of the show and gets me excited for the episode to come!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I usually like to watch at least a little of every game for specific players when the All-22 comes out later in the week... I will be joining you in skipping a rewatch lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SHOOT PLAYOFF BASEBALL RIGHT INTO MY VEINS
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are 6 of us here with no rooting interest whatsoever in the Brewers - Padres series watching this game and ready for our straight jackets, I can't even begin to imagine how fans of those teams have felt in the last 24 hours or so lol
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being free of Tony Romo yelling OHHHH I DUNNO JIM at him 147 times a game has energized Jim Nantz, the man actually sounds like he enjoys his job again lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanos perfectly balanced as all things should be quote
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NFL Sundays on here, summed up in 30 seconds lol. I love it.
Sass getting very pissed off with her Special Teams coordinator and then not even 30 seconds later being just as shocked as the rest of us he called a fake there.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao the Raiders special teams coach about to get fired on the sideline like the Colorado State DC last night
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somehow still alive after that lol. I have a house full of non NFL fans who do not understand what we go through every Sunday, but a win's a win and it feels fuckin great!!! RedZone rolls on before Lanterns finale later!!!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would It Dong has ruled on the play!!!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I LOVE these colors on you Sass!!! The vertical stripes really make it pop.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God and here I thought the Trop was the only place that bullshit happened lmao
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LET’S FUCKIN GO!!!!!
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Johnny Drama-Victory
YouTube video by Gary Shekleton
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forgot just how stressful playoff baseball games can be, ready to go play in traffic and do this all again tomorrow night.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gators got backdoored in the Show-Me State, the Rays are underway in a playoff game and the Bolts home opener is coming up. The first opportunity for me to have a 0-3 sports night of 2026 begins, let's see how it plays out for me lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our secondary is shit ass awful but Austin Simmons has made some fucking phenomenal throws today, that version of him is a real problem. Nobody has come close to dominating our O-line like that this year either, just a comprehensive ass whipping. I was there in 2019 when we won at least lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats to all my Missouri people on here, y'all whipped our asses every which way possible and thoroughly deserve the W you will be getting shortly. Time to see if the Rays can make my sports day better!!! Great Saturday rolls on despite the weather.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDx...
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CYBERPUNK 2077 SOUNDTRACK - PAIN by Le Destroy & The Red Glare (Official Video)
YouTube video by Lakeshore Records
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Live look at me, somehow still watching the total defenestration of our defensive unit: (Editor's note: Do not under any circumstances listen to this if you are around people or at work lol)
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost certainly going to lose power here within 15 minutes. Given how that first half unfolded, I am not opposed to this lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Missed the first quarter due to a family event, appears I did not miss much at all lol
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cold one in hand, headphones on and Icarus on the PC along with late night Big Sky action on the TV. This quiet decompression is so good for my soul. Doing an expanded house design, might post pics later!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
61 dollars to fill up a Honda Accord… in normal times, I don’t even break 40 if I’m on fumes. Fuck this shit.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man it must be bad out there today because you’re now the 6th person I know that’s sent some variation of fuck you to a text from a political candidate lol. I realize midterms are right around the corner but man.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is also how I remember Browns - Steelers is TNF, might not switch over after the hockey tbh
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And with 4 minutes to spare, my father has angrily called me up to rant about TNF being on Prime Video and to help him access it. He cut it quite close but it is now officially time for TNF lol.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Walter White (Bryan Cranston) Reaction Meme
ALT: Walter White (Bryan Cranston) Reaction Meme
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just found out there's a fan run revival of one of my favorite MMOs that got me through the darkest months of my life. To say I am overjoyed is an understatement, cannot wait to double box with TNF tonight!!!!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is not shocking in the slightest, because Paramount, but fuck Paramount.
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Each post just gets me more and more excited for my favorite month of the year, I am so pumped to kick off spooky szn later!!!!!
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best time of the year is finally here, can't wait to start the celebrations with one of these tonight :)
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching all the other NHL teams open their season while mine doesn’t until tomorrow night:
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Doctor Who: Rainy Scene
ALT: Doctor Who: Rainy Scene
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Billy The Puppet Schaffnit @killabri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the many, many reasons I love Costco - their air fryer instructions are so detailed a toddler could do it lol.
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