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Mary

@kilerkki.bsky.social
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I read voraciously, write occasionally, and take a lot of photos of food and cats. Queer, married, she/her. 🇨🇦

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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 14h
Although the story itself does portray crosswords as a new fad, so I have unjustly maligned Aunt Dorothy:
Selected text from Dorothy Sayers’s short story “The Fascinating Problem of Uncle Meleager’s Will”:

“[…] Followed his politics, and was always ready with the details of the latest big law-cases. If a young lady came to see him, he’d like to see she had her hair shingled and the latest style in fashions. They say he took up crosswords as soon as they came in, and was remarkably quick at solving them, my lord, and inventing them. Took a £10 prize in the Daily Yell for one, and was wonderfully pleased to get it, they say, my lord, rich as he was.”

“Indeed.”

“Yes, my lord. He was a great man for acrostics before that, I understood them to say, but, when crosswords came in, he threw away his acrostics and said he liked the new game better. Wonderfully adaptable, if I may say so, he seems to have been for an old gentleman.”

“Was he, by Jove?” said his lordship absently, and then, with sudden energy:
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 15h
Dorothy Sayers has misled me: I’d always figured the crossword must have been introduced much earlier, since it figures so prominently in The Fascinating Problem of Uncle Meleager's Will (first published 1925).
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Rachel Neumeier @rachelneu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Up for preorder: Tuyo #13: inKera. This will my FIFTIETH title to hit the shelves, and I'm pretty chuffed about that! Therefore, this book will be set at a special celebratory price of $0.99 from now straight through December. www.amazon.com/inKera-Tuyo-...
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WOW, and congratulations, and thank you!!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they had the temerity to waitlist YOU???
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think Nicola Griffith’s SPEAR might do this for you, unless I’m misremembering…
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That is lovely!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here on Bsky and I believe on Instagram too, under the same handle: @himmapaan.bsky.social for incredible art of the natural world, reminiscent of childhood’s favourite Rackham illustrations
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wishing you & the whole clowder well today!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This feels like it strikes the perfect balance between calming and cheerful. So pretty.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good news: HE IS
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Onset of autumn begins the search for sun.
A grey cat hops up onto the back of a brown leather sofa seeking the sunbeam that falls there. In this photo he’s looking pensively to the side in case there’s any better placement A grey cat cozying up to the sunbeam falling onto the back of a brown leather sofa, his cheek pressed against the cream coloured wall Grey cat pressed against the sunbeam falling against the wall and the back of the brown leather sofa Grey cat settling down to nap on the back of the sofa in the sunbeam
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve seen so much praise for Best Horse Pebbles that I feel really guilty for trading her in for Bucephalus and now Shadowmere but I’m a loot goblin and I need that carry weight 😔 (Really looking forward to KCD2, but the early struggle is my favourite part of games and KCD hits that so well!)
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hyperfixation is still at or near 100% (although I did take all weekend off in an attempt to be present in my life & relationships 😂). SUCH a steep learning curve taking Henry from illiterate village kid to confident & competent man at arms, & so fun to feel like I’m mastering it!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you! 💜
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was an incredible meal! Especially the complex & layered hollandaise—they’re sometimes too rich or cloying, but this one was bright and intensely flavourful!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
she told me she wasn’t trained to stand up to lawyerly cross-examination 😔
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
to be fair I was panicking about the bandits…
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh gosh, that is DEDICATION to the cover-up!!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Paladin, by the way, was a PEST during most of the cooking but eventually exiled himself to a nap in the sunbeam. When we sat down to eat, he came back to beg for his share. (He got a tiny morsel of egg white and a crumb of biscuit. We aren’t MONSTERS.))
A fork-wielding hand pauses in the foreground as a grey cat, wearing a handsome blue bow-tie, stands up on his hind legs and stretches out one clawed paw to ask for his share.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And there we had it: sausage eggs Benedict on cheesy buttermilk biscuits for an incredible birthday brunch.
Naked poached eggs on sausage biscuit, with a bowl of hollandaise at hand for pouring. The table is also set with more biscuits (which nobody could eat) Eggs Benedict enrobed in yellow Hollandaise sauce Eggs Benedict cut open showing the gorgeous soft-poached orange yolk
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally the poached eggs, fresh as possible. Water gently simmering (“a nice egg jacuzzi!”), then a splash of white vinegar & stir to a vortex before slipping pre-cracked egg in. Poach to desired doneness, then lift out with slotted spoon & let rest briefly on paper towel; cut away any clotted white
Eggs poaching in a metal pan, with lacy white filaments floating Poached eggs on top of sausage on top of biscuit halves.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the sauce threatened to seize, he added a little hot water to smooth it out before drizzling butter again. Drizzle SLOWLY & whisk fast; remove from heat earlier in the process than you’d think, esp if your Bain Marie is makeshift like ours. Desired texture coats spoon but pours off smoothly.
Bright yellow Hollandaise puddling off a spoon back into a metal bowl
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then the Hollandaise, which scared me the most. Tarragon, shallots, & black peppercorns simmered in a little white vinegar. 3 egg yolks beaten with a spoonful of Dijon mustard over Bain Marie til thickened. 8 Tbsp butter melted (tho we added two more, for 10 Tbsp total). 2 Tbsp lemon juice & salt.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We made buttermilk biscuits with cold butter grated, then frozen to stay as cold as possible before mixing in the dough; plus grated cheese folded in at the end & sprinkled over top. Shape the dough by hand, don’t roll; and punch the biscuit cutter down, never twist. 18 minutes at 425.
Eight gorgeously cheesy biscuits cooling out of the oven
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then we made sausage (with clove, marjoram, sage, salt, red pepper flakes, black pepper, garlic powder, & added bacon fat). We learned to mix gently in one direction to avoid tightening proteins; shape the patties in a ring-mold, with a divot for egg-cradling; sear on cast iron but don’t overcook
Shaping sausage patties in a ring-mold for perfect roundness Searing sausage gently on cast iron Sausage patties searing gently on cast iron Sausage patties on a split biscuit showing off egg-cradling divot
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I forgot to buy key lime juice, so instead we zested so many Persian limes for a lovely green custard pie.
Pouring custard into pie shell The baked lime pie cooling Piping whipped cream rosettes Lovely pie dusted with lime zest
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SO it came to pass that we went grocery shopping together yesterday (tho she bought cloves & marjoram on her own at the Bulk Barn after all) and Chef A came over for cooking today!!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next day my wife comes to me with the most woebegone face. “I tried to keep this a secret but I CANNOT LIE TO YOU and also I realized I can’t do the full grocery shop on my own & then successfully hide it from you; my friends volunteered their fridges but— I CAN’T KEEP LYING.” Me: There was a lie??
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So my lovely wife went off tortured with guilt for lying BADLY to me, and I went back to my video game feeling vaguely bad about my spicelessness but promptly forgot all about it in the struggle of keeping Henry of Skalitz alive in 15th century Bohemia.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know many chicken dishes that involve clove, but of course I don’t know much about MidEastern cooking. We sadly agreed colleague was on her own. I privately resolved to buy some clove soon anyway (for pork & apple pie this autumn?) Wife was apparently panicking the whole time.
Screenshot of a Discord convo

charismatic megafauna 2026-09-29, 8:04 PM
I'm so bad at lying to my wife it's humiliating
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the recipe I'm using calls for cloves, and of course I don't know what we have at home.
me: do we have cloves at home?
my kind, helpful wife: uhh I can check. what do you want it tor?
me: oh it's not for me, it's for my colleague.
Claire. she's making a recipe involving cloves and wants to know if we have some. mary: what's the recipe?
me, panicking: uh. something with. uh. chicken?
mary: really? CHICKEN, with cloves? me, panicking more: maybe pork?
sitting here now i'm like you fucking idiot why didn't you ask eli to feed you a convincing lie first

so mote it be
ELDN 2026-09-29, 8:06 PM
girl why didnt you just play dumb
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A pantry ransack proved we have neither clove nor marjoram. Colleague could go to Bulk Barn, of course, but we have failed to provide!! Maybe an alternative? I asked, What’s the dish? Her, sweating: it’s… chicken. Something Middle Eastern.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A couple of days ago, my lovely wife off-handedly asked if we have clove or marjoram. Me: No, I think we tossed the clove earlier this year… Why? Her, thinking fast: Oh, my colleague wants to make a dish and didn’t have the right spices but thought we might. Me: WE’RE LETTING THEM DOWN.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For my birthday this year, my amazing wife @meowbrey.bsky.social gave me the incredible gift of a morning with our chef friend learning to make sausage eggs Benedict on fluffy cheesy buttermilk biscuits, followed by lime custard pie. We also learned that she is wholly incapable of lying to me.
A brown ceramic plate holding a  cheesy biscuit split in half, each half topped with a thick juicy sausage patty, a poached egg, and a blanket of gorgeously yellow hollandaise sauce. Further back on the table are a coffee mug, a butter bell, and a plate with more biscuits A slice of lime custard pie, decorated with whipped cream rosettes and lime zest, with the cut pie in the background
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s much better timing for a harvest festival!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best butter tarts in Toronto, with a deeply caramelized flaky crust and a delicately set filling with almost chewy top. so good!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A grey and gloomy Thursday immeasurably sweetened when my wife brought home a Bà Nội butter tart. 😘
A deeply caramelized butter tart crowned with sea salt, placed on a cat-shaped ceramic dish.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven’t been able to keep up with installments, but buying the books as they come out and saving them up for my hour of greatest need. It’s a comfort to know they’re waiting for me. Thank you. 💜
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made applesauce with Paula Reds last week—really nice tart flavour and absolutely perfect mush texture. 😂 How are the Winesaps?
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have always been jealous of your pantry and now even more so! We got some plastic bins at the dollar store that I have really really liked for organizing things in the freezer, and a turntable or two in the pantry that make a world of difference for getting things in back corners.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
very good feng shui for a VERY happy marriage 😘
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It must be a VERY good house to overcome the 4! (Our building doesn’t have a 4th floor or a 14th… or a 13th either. Covering all the superstitions 😂)
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hah, all I know of feng shui is from the Dear Modern guy’s instagram reels, but apparently my MIL helped with condo selection so we’ve got excellent south-facing exposure, & our recent reno brought in much more sense of brightness & spaciousness to a small condo!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Minced pork & pea noodles, smashed cucumber with garlic, and Prince Jing realizing the true depth of his suffering to come.
Minced pork & pea noodles, smashed cucumber with garlic, and a tv screen on the wall showing Nirvana in Fire
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s okay if the spicy noodles make me cry I can pretend it’s just for Jingyan’s breaking heart
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess I needn’t have brought a book to this Chongqing spicy noodle shop because THEY’RE PLAYING NIRVANA IN FIRE Episode 50 oh no JINGYAN BBY
Jingyan, his heart breaking: and Wei Zheng, Meng Zhi, and Nihuang…They knew all along, didn’t they?? Asks devastated Prince Jing
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also wishes he had a loving wife who would get up to go to the bathroom FIRST, thereby proving its safety, and then kindly explain that if it’s a Chinese water demon it wouldn’t come after us anyway bc our feng shui is so good (and also the excellence of Toronto water treatment plant)
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dreamed Supernatural returned with Sam & Dean investigating a Black Water Demon that moved through the pipes to infect a young mother, her care team, & Dean himself; but as great as it was to see the Winchester Boys again, I am now TERRIFIED to get up and go to the bathroom.
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wish I could bring it over to share!
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Mary @kilerkki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Served with a salad of balcony kale and a couple of remaining Early Girls!
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