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KilJoy

@kil-joy.bsky.social
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Killian filthy amateur yeeeeeeehonk 🤠🤡

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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
calories shouldn’t count from 1am to 5am
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
i made banana bread with extra banana per banana
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
gender dysphoria from putting lotion on my hands
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
they should invent crying for boys. crying that boys are allowed to do
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
every time I’m high i have to take a picture of myself and send it to someone and say “do i look high” and when the answer is yes (because i am) i get pissed
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
found a pair of panties of the floor of PetSmart, this was not foreseen in my tarot reading this morning
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hey Howdy Hey
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
back on bluesky i think i’ve got my life in order
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Born to clown out, forced to lock in
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
and it gets WORSE!
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
kinda wish that when that dog charged at me today the leash would’ve broken and I would’ve felt something physically more stressful than the really demanding amount of emotional distress i’ve been having
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
does anyone write poetry can i run something past you
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
who even cares
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i think i’m getting sick, my whole body has been so sore today and I haven’t worked out or done any heavy lifting at work in the past couple days. But like now it’s at the point where my EYELIDS ache like everything hurts
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i’ll probably have some sadder kiljoy looks here soon.
frowning and judgmental KilJoy the clown  tired and disappointed looking KilJoy with his hands behind his head
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
clown nutrition
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
this clown needs a haircut!
KilJoy the clown! He has ginger hair with similarly toned dirty blond roots, but darker eyebrows that has worry lines between them. There’s purple eyeshadow on either side (but not over the middle) of his eyes in vaguely triangular shapes. He has a big dark red nose with a septum piercing and light red cheeks. He’s got black lips with small drooped corners, and a labret lip piercing directly in the middle below his bottom lip. 

He’s smiling with his eyes especially, but you can see the corners of his mouth turned up despite the droops drawn on at the corners. KilJoy the clown in the same makeup, but his mouth is dropped and so are his eyebrows, leaning forward to look judgemental toward the camera.
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Bob from Monsters Vs Aliens is goop
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omega dean winchester ₊ ⊹ ׅ⋆ @grvmoire.art · 29/03/2025
me resisting the urge to say are you mad at me….
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
music is magic like damn that shit really hit me right in the heart
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
i fucking hate living alone, i fucking hate it i fucking hate it
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
i’m mildly hungover and yet I smelled fresh coffee and see the sunlight through the blinds so i’ll be good
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
woke up hung over and i kinda get why people drink water now it’s kinda tasty
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
when you’re supposed to out for drinks with work friends but you’re the first one there 🧍‍♂️
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
i tried to go to bed on time and then i didn’t
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
gonna watch spongebob with the homies, everything will be okay
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
an interesting thing about passing is that the men that come into work that are normally shitty to my female coworkers are nice to me
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
agoraphobic people rn be like “see i told you the outside world is scary” yep you’re right
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i just had a rootbeer float never kill yourself
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
gotta keep reminding people that my sweat is green so people know i’m not just some plain ole white guy 🤪
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i found a few fish fry in there today actually!
tiny pale orange fish hiding in floating fake plantanother tiny pale orange platy nearby a bigger wispier plant. It’s also next to a bamboo plant that’s partially submerged in the water, so you can see the roots reaching out into the water.
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
can’t wait for the day my gf’s wife says “oh well my wife’s boyfriend said I could”
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i can’t believe they made froggher friday but didn’t make a day of the week for kiljoy
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i’ve spent so much in gas on drives in the last couple days but like suicide prevention is important or whatever
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 24/03/2025
from the moment i laid eyes on him i knew that he was a squirter
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
another walk
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
my gf said “have you heard the French song from Arcane” and I was like this can’t be good and it has Stromae AND Pomme and obviously they killed it
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
i was supposed to clean my house today but i am just so…. i feel so bad
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I need Stromae to write a sad song about my life
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
tfw (that feel when) you buy a fancy lunch bc you’re not feeling good but then you get the lunch but you can’t eat it because you feel too sad
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
is me having to shit every time I get to my parents house a trauma response
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
my fish have been pregnant as fuck for a while idk when they’re gonna pop. there are like 5 pregnant platys in here
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
one thing about me is that i’ll info dump and i WILL apologize about it after, or even halfway through when I become self aware that that’s what i’m doing
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
thinking abt that one part of “Vincent” by Don McLean “And when no hope was left in sight On that starry, starry night, You took your life as lovers often do”
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I used to believe that the one good thing about my father being an angry white man, was that if I was in danger or needed defending, he would be there to scream his head off in my defense. And I don’t believe that anymore. Not because he’s not an angry straight white man, of course he still is-
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jacques Brel really wrote “Ne Me Quitte Pas” like dude damn
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
gonna take a nap and then take Pandora on a walk 😎
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KilJoy @kil-joy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
why is she weird
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