iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

eating watermelon and drinking beet juice while on my period. so the stuff that goes inside me can look like the stuff coming out of me, i guess.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

kinda chic to just ask for a divorce instead of creating an elaborate plot to murder your wife and children

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

tonight i learned the hard way that tomato jam isn’t something one simply “whips up.”

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

it happened to me: i took a break from caffeine and my life has been better off in almost every way. 😩

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

very few times in my 41 years on this earth have i ever regretted not having a driver’s license but missing out on the cultural experience of eating alone in your car is definitely one of them.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

groaning while getting out of bed even though the only person around to hear me is my cat DOES make it easier, actually

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

watched Obsession last night. wasn’t scared at all. that was just a day in the life of having a girl cat.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

82 degrees at 11pm is nasty business.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

could be the wedditing hole talking, but so far In the Mouth of Madness is making me really, really miss when movies were shot on film.

still from the John Carpenter horror film, In the Mouth of Madness, showing a two people standing in the windowless panes of a greenhouse.

still from the John Carpenter horror film, In the Mouth of Madness, showing a woman behind the wheel of a car staring in shock at a man in the passenger seat.

still from the John Carpenter horror film, In the Mouth of Madness, showing a man in police uniform with a mutilated demon face.

still from the John Carpenter horror film, In the Mouth of Madness, showing Sam Neill looking disheveled in a dark hallway.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

gonna watch Event Horizon tonight 🙏

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

had a dentist appointment today. they numbed the top right and bottom left of my mouth and then took this photo of me.

picture of a live action Teenage Mutanr Ninja Turtle (Leonardo) with a blue bandana wrapped around his eyes and his mouth open in a small, awkward smile barely showing teeth.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

starting to think my cat is taking advantage of her new life in a solo cat household (had to put on noise cancelling headphones just to write 2 emails because she wouldn't stop begging for more wet food)

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

reading Dungeon Crawler Carl while in the midst of wedding season means i’m constantly sitting down at my desk while thinking, “now get out there and cull, cull, cull!”

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“hang in there!” Leon Kennedy says to the guy getting violently ripped in half by zombies while he pulls the screaming, disembodied torso through a roll-up door.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

everyday we stray further from god’s light

a box of chili cheese dog flavored Cheez-Its

boxes of a product called “Fried Chicken Ice Cream” that depict a drumstick of fried chicken with ice cream inside

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

getting pregnant while drinking tequila call that a repo baby

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

if you can’t handle me at my john jacob jingleheimer schmidt then you don’t deserve me at my DA DADA DADA DA DA DAAAAA

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

why is an email with a clear cut answer the single hardest thing to write

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

whole foods playing "mixer" by amber mark is craaaazy. what's next? "pony" by ginuwine??? we're living in A SOCIETY!!!

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

if you saw someone at freddys this morning with insane VPL that was me and yes, it is laundry day

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

sorry i’m late for work. i put on my shoes and could feel the seam in my socks.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

looking in my pantry having a recovered memory of when i was in high school and made fonts out of my handwriting. sometimes even i forget what a fuuuuucking dweeb i … was?

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

reading a hard copy of a book. made it 2 whole pages before i tried to long press a word i didn’t know.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

the Brain, the Gut and the Butt are the mean girl gang in the high school of my body

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

i don’t think I have ever, in the history of owning a bench scraper, known where I put my bench scraper

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

“i don’t think i like these chips” i say as i eat half the bag trying to decide.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

regret to announce due to recent developments the Safeway fka "Dad Safeway" has been rebranded as "Anti-Vax Safeway." that is all.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

can't sleep because i dared to dream of a future where there's a biopic about the Black Eyed Peas and Fergie is played by Kaitlin Olsen

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

going to work today for the fourth Saturday in a row like i have a fucking JOB or something…

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

can’t stop thinking about this episode of TNG that revolved around Lieutenant Incel turning the holodeck into his secret gooner lair

still from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing Geordi La Forge talking to someone off-screen. the closed captioning reads “what you do in the holodeck is your own business.”

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

sometimes the avocado you got ain’t the avocado you deserve.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

i love when scammers send me - a person who does not own a car, let alone a license to drive one - texts from "the DMV." lol, lmao. as if!!!!

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

this is what having a crush feels like

still scene from the video game Resident Evil 9: Requiem showing a dead licker on the ground with its mouth and arms wide open. one might say the yearning was the real bioweapon all along.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

what if we kissed next to the Raccoon City spidussy?

still shot from the video game Resident Evil 9: Requiem depicting Leon S. Kennedy pointing a flashlight in a dilapidated underground tunnel with a giant, dead spider laying belly up with its… body parts… on display.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

can’t believe i have to go to work today. i was just there 14 days ago. 🙄

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Trickle Down Leonomics: a text from a friend that started RE9 before you asking where you’re at in the story while you simultaneously text a friend that started RE9 after you asking where they’re at in the story.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

it's a sunny 42 outside on this February morning, but i'm sitting pantsless at my desk in my top-floor SE facing apartment that's already clocking 68 degrees at 10am. 😮‍💨

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

sobbing with a gun being held to my head: "...A... *gasping* ACAB includes L-L-Leon S. Kenned-d-d-y"

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

guess who fired up another Bioware game this week

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

mirrors are so fucking weird. wdym that’s what i “LOOK LIKE”

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

caught my cat being a jerk to my other cat. looked him square in the eyes and said "be cool. don’t be all, like, uncool."

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

just used a wet paper towel to rehydrate a dried turd nugget that’s been fused to my elderly cat’s anus so that it would soften up enough to fall off on its own. AMA.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

the crocuses are blooming. i repeat: the crocuses are blooming.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

absolutely no one at all: …. Leon S. Kennedy: TSCHYUH!

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

i’ve made peace with the fact that every time i leave my house it costs me $50. the mood elevator is worth the price of admission.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

playing 3D chess against myself by timing my carnitas juuuust right so i get sick of the leftovers right in time to justify my premeditated date later this week where i WILL be eating my weight in fried food.

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sabertooth squirtle @kikismythe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

just had a terrible thought. what if my crush doesn’t invert the Y-axis ????????????

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