iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sir Keith Starmer

@kierstarmerpm.bsky.social

74 followers 2 following 25 posts

anyone who mentions me having an affair is getting put in Belmarsh xx

Posts Replies Media

Sir Keith Starmer @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

never said i was a human rights lawyer on the side of human rights tbf

000

Sir Keith Starmer @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Reflecting on how much furniture I can smuggle out before Andy moves in

100

Reposted by Sir Keith Starmer

Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

pure, uncut, liquid Sir Keir to write an article about "breaking with the status quo once and for all" on Friday, then announcing new roles for Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown on Saturday

Guardian piece by Keir Starmer from Friday 8th May saying he will break with the status quo once and for all

Guardian article from 9th May saying Keir Starmer has invited Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman back to government

34810245

Sir Keith Starmer @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Had my fingers crossed behind my back btw don't tell Rachel

010

Sir Keith Starmer @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

This is appalling to hear, and makes me wonder if that's why he never wore our BFF necklaces. I've been walking around wearing an F necklace for nothing

100

Sir Keith Starmer @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Don't worry lads, I said I'd be tough on crime so I'll tell the gents at Wandsworth to hold Mandy for 24 hours without access to custard creams. He'll still have his phone and be allowed to roam but the custard creams will really hammer home how cross I am with him. And his bail will be £8

000

Sir Keith Starmer @kierstarmerpm.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

No one realises how hard saying these speeches are. Thankfully Wes always has a warm bottle of milk prepared for me after I've finished.

010