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kidswritejokes.bsky.social

@kidswritejokes.bsky.social
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These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: tinyurl.com/kwjbook

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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Who drives sheep to the hospital A van
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Knock knock Who’s there Interrupting chair Interrupting chair wh- CHAAAIIIR
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What does a karate burglar do? just karate, why?
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
three babies are playing and one says: im a boy because i have red shoes Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
why did the crab go to prison crimes
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
why did the man eat wee it was the end of the end of the world but not now
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What did the guy say to the guy? Hi I'm a guy
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Knock knock who's there? nobody... They had to go to a meeting.
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Are you doing a poo? YOU'LL SEE
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Some people have 2 eyebrows and some people have 10 eyebrows
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
What do you call a unicorn who has a job in a cheese restaurant? Cheese.
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
did you know that if you stare at number 3 for ages it looks like a butt
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
what is the capital letter of Italy? I is the capital letter of Italy
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
do you no what get out of my house
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kidswritejokes.bsky.social @kidswritejokes.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? Banana
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