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Kid Pensioner

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Tired.

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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 6h
All watched over by machines of loving grace.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 13h
I was sat with Stewart Lee waiting to do 20 minutes at a political rally. Loads of aging circus performers were milling around calming a leggy poodle in sequins. #dreamdiary
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 13h
The word cunt has cropped up a great deal.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 22h
Now playing. Howlround - This House Burned Still. Extremely Wendy Carlos The Shining vibes.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, what’s needed here is more complexity.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the rain, the chickens are huffily ruffling.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You will not read a more entertaining obituary this year. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Lord Archer of Weston-super-Mare obituary
Bestselling author and Conservative politician whose scandal-ridden career ended with a prison sentence
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now playing. I am particularly enamoured with the berserk Wagnerian trip hop of New Jerusalem.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bits of this are very good. Humid and glitchy.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woken from a post-lunch nap by the sound of the pup upstairs methodically tearing paper. I listened for ages until belatedly realising the sound was emanating from my nose. This is a variant of the Beddgelert myth.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pupdate
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe. Tonto’s Expanding Head Band, certainly.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
‘I survived the grey zone and all I got was this lousy t-shirt’
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now playing. Ostensibly a live album, it’s been extensively tweaked and like all the late Hassell albums, it sounds a bit too-many-chefs.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pouring this beer and it sounds exactly like the electric jug from The 13th Floor Elevators. More research is needed.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Avant lockgroove ensemble and John Peel favourites, Ultramodern return with a strictly-limited lathe cut slab of Concrète. Act now.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s annoyingly late to learn you can take legal action to prevent the release of Oasis music.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s the moment to call in Ted Chiang.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idiot
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a lovely poignant thing this is. Like a clockwork toy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn3g...
youtube.com
Pink Floyd - The Scarecrow (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Pink Floyd
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All films should be made in Pathécolor. The first five minutes of Roger Corman’s Queen of Blood look ravishing. Starring Basil Rathbone and Dennis Hopper!
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damian Frost’s drag portraits. Very Leonora Carrington.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prosaically, too many cigars I suspect.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a surprising amount of Jaz Coleman coughing on Killing Joke records.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible. Imagine sitting on these for fifty years. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Stevie Wonder releases four unheard songs from Songs in the Key of Life sessions
Previously unreleased material comes as Wonder marks 50th anniversary of album with arena tour
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s always good when you get to see the paintings by the artist in a horror film.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was in the mood for a very poor trashy horror film and Return to Silent Hill definitely meets the criteria.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For your convenience I have ranked the Boards of Canada albums. I have scattered clues throughout the internet. Meet back here in one hour.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bath market curio. 1995 progdance doof from Steve Hillage. Featuring some wildly over-enthusiastic Cubase drum programming. Charmingly terrible.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m glad Fiedler has stepped back from the escalating arms race of bass weight. Also, it swings.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can confirm that urinating at Sketch is delightfully daft.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now playing.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The rules are very clear. Only Mick Karn is allowed to deploy fretless bass.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blimey. Ludwig is wretched. Piss poor murder reveals, pointless extras awkwardly standing around with nothing to do and a dreary overarching plot that makes no sense.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gussied up demos, I recon. They’ve certainly waited a long time.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, it is them. What’s going on?
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t think it’s them.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The UK band Naked Eyes must have been a purely American phenomenon. I’ve never heard of them, and I’ve won the Wire pub quiz.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blimey. I ordered a CD from Juno and they despatched it eleven minutes later.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just mistyped it as Ghost Dibs and I think that’s a better name.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s bloody hard work, clunky and torturously complicated. Could I do a gig with it? No. Have I produced any decent tunes with it? Not many.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Work has resumed at the coal face of incomprehension. The Malcolm Gladwell singularity is still a long way off.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These cosmetic surgery disasters all seem to feature the same unfortunate trout-pouted woman.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now playing.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now playing. Not heard the 2001 sample, “my mind is going..” since Loop’s Heaven’s End.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This morning’s walk.
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anything you’re already regretting?
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I practise in front of a mirror for maybe three to four hours a day.”
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now playing. There’s a curiously thin production era throughout Revelations and Fire Dances. Very weedy. *puffs pipe*
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Kid Pensioner @kidnarco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Re-up. Note the admirable moderation.
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