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Houston Aladdin

@kidjay0123.bsky.social
246 followers 163 following 442 posts

I’m just here for the laughs Nola born Htx raised

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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I didn’t expect the Lorax to be a top 10 bad bitch costume last night
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Niggas be like “I don’t do drugs” but be running through them codeine and perc prescriptions when the doctors give it to them.
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom
ALT: a man with glasses and a yellow hat is holding a cup and saucer with fx written on the bottom
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You gotta have some back rolls to fw a nigga like me
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
One day ima get my dom princess until then ima have to treat these women how I wanna be treated
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It has your name on it
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
That should also be world wide sit on a face day. That’ll make everyone shut up i promise
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I should’ve said “not in just” 😭
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I love sluts man. Not even in a fucky fucky way. I just love their confidence, vibe, the way they embrace their bodies flaws and all, how they know exactly what they want
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER GIRL YOU AND ME IN THE PARK
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’ll drink all 3 (if its yours)
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ik you do a lil scamper
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My mama just asked “How the price of eggs going up but the price of chicken staying the same.” And ykw I had no answer
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I’m not even an interracial dater. Twitter just got a strong hold on me
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Woah woah woah, why am I being attacked😂😂😂
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yall know the drill. Empty your pockets for the goddess
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Where the 5’10+ women at? I need to get project lebron going
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Niggas really said fuck the secondary 😭😭😭
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Shawty got 3 bricks in her possession and posting like shi sweet
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Can I bit your lip a lil but when we’re kissing or is that doin too nuch
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Its natural selection atp man
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yk I forgot this app hates drake💀
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I came back just in time
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Sits in will swallow you whole no cake
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Not understanding that krumping has been an art form to showcase black emotion for years is crazy. While it looks silly to you it was empowering for them and maybe a way to showcase emotion that they can’t form the words for
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The only thing I really miss about this app😮‍💨
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
😍😍😍😍
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Got to see the love of my life live
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m the best I’ve been in years ngl
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Few flicks
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hello my love 🫶🏼
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Welp twitta down what yall been up to. This app still alive?
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
That 33 year old i was “acquainted” with when I was 20 showed me my worth frfr.
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Nobody told me talking to a coworker was this stressful bro
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Mmcht ok
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
No but i have aspirin and a praying grandmother
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Northern niggas, about how many inches of snow do I need to jump from a second story window?
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Funeral food be so you it has you waiting for the next death so you can get another plate
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A tiktok music party might go crazy ngl
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Now how you see this😔
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What is a romantic way to say i want to slap it on your tongue
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Never turning on my queens 🙏🏽
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
WIFE🥰
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
???????
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
God is GOOD🙏🏽
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Shawty a dummy
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Now how am I supposed to know if I’m ugly💀
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
She meed to stop playing and let me eat it
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Just watched vegeta turn into super saiyan 3 again. Bro this is just so beautiful
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Houston Aladdin @kidjay0123.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I can finally put all my locs in a ponytail. I am no longer baby loc Jay
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