Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Call it self love. Hope everyone had a good Father’s Day 4970
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’m a professional wedding guest at this point 51452
Reposted by Darth Cader (Caden)Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 11/05/2026of course tumblr already made the logical extension 1414
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Trying to hype myself up for another week 736215
Reposted by Darth Cader (Caden)brostoevsky @brostoevsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Thanks Barret ur right 🌍 64110643278
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026In celebration of St. Paddy’s Day and inclusivity, I am accepting kisses from both people who are Irish AND all others. Pucker up ☘️ 2320
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025View leaving the gym today. It make me 😍😍😍 2470
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Sex and horniness are weird because one second I’m feral and ready to risk it all and then some goo comes out and suddenly I have the mental capacity to file my taxes. 510910
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Might officially have converted to a a “wear a jockstrap to the gym” type of guy 18112326
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Instead of watching the Super Bowl I’ll be watching this on a loop for 4 hours. Where my hungry guys at? 4460
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Keep buying used game cartridges to play old games but feel bad erasing someone else’s old save files. Like, adios childhood memories of a stranger, I’m making my own 🫡 2260
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 28/01/2025If my calculations are correct then the answer is 80085 1653915
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Everyone in the sauna at the gym is so hot rn. Like even the solo girl could get it. Wtf 🫠 2660
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Haven’t been on as much with the holidays but wanted to remind y’all of my presence ;) 1751711
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Give me lobotomy or give me death. Or whatever that guy said. 3642
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I miss summer :/ the body was ‘ody-ody-ody-ing 😝 2065514
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Am I bulking or am I indulging in questionable eating habits? 1017910
Reposted by Darth Cader (Caden)Gelo @igelo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024media.tenor.coma young boy is sticking his tongue out while holding a bottle of fireworks in his handsALT: a young boy is sticking his tongue out while holding a bottle of fireworks in his hands 0132
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Uncut dicks are like push-pops. Like aw, I see that tip poking out, let me suck on it 😚 3993
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Keep seeing the same 5 photos with the same 5 captions of our boy Luigi 3510
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024When things get tough you can always take comfort in my bosom, especially on big titty Tuesday 31110933
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Remember to eat lots of fiber so you don’t have to strain when you shit post. 21020
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024“Hope this fat cock skeet finds you well” How it finds me: 2481927
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Back to my routine after the holiday excitement. Tummy empty and balls full. No pie in sight. No creams to be had 😔 3591
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024If I post my Spotify wrapped, you better be funny as fuck when you roast me 😤 1440
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024You’re taking selfies in the Zara dressing room, I’m taking them at Ross Dress for Less. We are not the same. 2683937
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Thankful for all the #fcf posts I’ve seen today. God bless. 2567015
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The Dick Fairy came last night and left some morning-wood under my covers 🧚♂️ 51100
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Who’s gonna be my vegan turkey on this fine Thanksgiving day? 61454
Darth Cader (Caden) @kidcadoe.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Still got an hour if hump day left. Hello from me and my lovely lady lump 207587
